Nick Perkins
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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If you feel "hamstrung" by human rights laws and by health and safety laws - you are the person those laws were designed to protect us against. You need to be obstructed by those laws.
Also, she's lying.
Also, she's lying.
Suella Braverman, "There is a very strong case to increase the powers of any immigration enforcement officers that we deploy"
"At the moment they're hamstrung by human rights laws, by health and safety laws, by all sorts of needless and obstructive bureaucracy"
"At the moment they're hamstrung by human rights laws, by health and safety laws, by all sorts of needless and obstructive bureaucracy"
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If you feel "hamstrung" by human rights laws and by health and safety laws - you are the person those laws were designed to protect us against. You need to be obstructed by those laws.
Also, she's lying.
Also, she's lying.
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Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card https://theonion.com/genius-outsmarts-bank-by-using-credit-card-to-pay-off-other-credit-card/
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card https://theonion.com/genius-outsmarts-bank-by-using-credit-card-to-pay-off-other-credit-card/
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Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
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Water is The One True Liquid, but there are three other liquid types: Tea, Soup, and Juice.
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
January 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Water is The One True Liquid, but there are three other liquid types: Tea, Soup, and Juice.
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Merry Christmas to all our readers. Everyone else can fu(the rest of this post has been deleted on the grounds of taste)ck off. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q68x...
12 Days of Christmas. Jeremy Lion
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December 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Merry Christmas to all our readers. Everyone else can fu(the rest of this post has been deleted on the grounds of taste)ck off. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q68x...
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December 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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December 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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he's making a list
he's checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty or nice
santa claus is in contravention of the data protection act (2018)
he's checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty or nice
santa claus is in contravention of the data protection act (2018)
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
he's making a list
he's checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty or nice
santa claus is in contravention of the data protection act (2018)
he's checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty or nice
santa claus is in contravention of the data protection act (2018)
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
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In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
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- I've heard that the BBC are going to do a hit piece on an alpaca.
- Pan a llama?
- No, Newsnight.
- Pan a llama?
- No, Newsnight.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
- I've heard that the BBC are going to do a hit piece on an alpaca.
- Pan a llama?
- No, Newsnight.
- Pan a llama?
- No, Newsnight.
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Outstanding news that should be shared.
September 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Outstanding news that should be shared.
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Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
August 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
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August 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Unscheduled telephone calls are only acceptable when they are to communicate an unexpected death. Answering the phone with "Who died?" is a good way to let callers know that they have made a terrible mistake.
August 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Unscheduled telephone calls are only acceptable when they are to communicate an unexpected death. Answering the phone with "Who died?" is a good way to let callers know that they have made a terrible mistake.
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August 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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