Neublet
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Going to sleep for the first time.
Wish me luck!
Wish me luck!
June 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Going to sleep for the first time.
Wish me luck!
Wish me luck!
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Has anyone else noticed the raw meat they eat in their dreams growing more and more fetid each night
June 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Has anyone else noticed the raw meat they eat in their dreams growing more and more fetid each night
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Things are getting really bad out there. Have a mint
June 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Things are getting really bad out there. Have a mint
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are you deadass mr president
June 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
are you deadass mr president
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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yeah bro we don't really like using the term "eviction" anymore. no bueno, such a bad vibe with that word, so heavy, like final y'know. we like to think nothing is really ending, it's just the beginning of a new housing journey for our soon to be former tenant
May 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
yeah bro we don't really like using the term "eviction" anymore. no bueno, such a bad vibe with that word, so heavy, like final y'know. we like to think nothing is really ending, it's just the beginning of a new housing journey for our soon to be former tenant
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after i play doom for a while i start to think of the demons more as my coworkers than enemies
May 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
after i play doom for a while i start to think of the demons more as my coworkers than enemies
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Don’t go in some Disney adults are hyucking in there
May 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Don’t go in some Disney adults are hyucking in there
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They serve Adderall smoothies at Jamba Juice, you just have to ask.
May 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
They serve Adderall smoothies at Jamba Juice, you just have to ask.
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Wrote Nothing Matters on a piece of paper, made a plane and tossed it to the wind. Then I wrote Everything Matters, did the same thing. Guess which one came back.....
May 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wrote Nothing Matters on a piece of paper, made a plane and tossed it to the wind. Then I wrote Everything Matters, did the same thing. Guess which one came back.....
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Kohls is doing a Spicy Sale for spicy margaritas summer. Half off on all sexy underwear
May 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Kohls is doing a Spicy Sale for spicy margaritas summer. Half off on all sexy underwear
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someone told ChatGPT to replicate an image of The Rock without changing anything 100 times over
May 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
someone told ChatGPT to replicate an image of The Rock without changing anything 100 times over
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Some of the smartest people alive hate apologizing because they know how important it is to never have been wrong before
May 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Some of the smartest people alive hate apologizing because they know how important it is to never have been wrong before
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You probably live in a goated community
April 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You probably live in a goated community
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ants and beetles smoothie new at starbunk
July 10, 2024 at 5:14 PM
ants and beetles smoothie new at starbunk
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all my amphibians is ready to molt in your hood. we will lay our eggs on your block because you not about that life
April 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
all my amphibians is ready to molt in your hood. we will lay our eggs on your block because you not about that life
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Putting one of these in the bathroom but it says “SHIT”
October 1, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Putting one of these in the bathroom but it says “SHIT”
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legally you have to tell me if this is a screwball comedy
April 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
legally you have to tell me if this is a screwball comedy
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April 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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my life would be nothing without goods and services
April 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
my life would be nothing without goods and services
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
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Alert: This user does do be saying and doing whatever ⚠️
March 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Alert: This user does do be saying and doing whatever ⚠️
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Would You Allow Your Son Or Daughter To Equip Such Items???
March 17, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Would You Allow Your Son Or Daughter To Equip Such Items???
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Families with babies and active duty Tesla dealership employees can now pre-board
March 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Families with babies and active duty Tesla dealership employees can now pre-board