Neil D
@nerojodo.bsky.social
Northern weirdo, came to terms with being ginger just as I started going grey. He/him. Don't be a dick.
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Martin Parr, absolute mensch.
From Colin Wilkinson, founder of Bluecoat Press, on FB
From Colin Wilkinson, founder of Bluecoat Press, on FB
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Martin Parr, absolute mensch.
From Colin Wilkinson, founder of Bluecoat Press, on FB
From Colin Wilkinson, founder of Bluecoat Press, on FB
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
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When I was a little boy I thought that my bell end was the tip of a sausage, and that if I pulled my foreskin back too far while weeing the sausage would fall in the toilet. I also thought my buttocks were where poo was stored.
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
When I was a little boy I thought that my bell end was the tip of a sausage, and that if I pulled my foreskin back too far while weeing the sausage would fall in the toilet. I also thought my buttocks were where poo was stored.
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It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
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Realised I'd shared this with friends over the weekend, but not you.
Yes, it's a lovely old video on modelling, but crucially about 12 minutes in there's the most unhinged walk through of a railway diorama where there's vandals, death, lambs to slaughter, a bit more death and Druid stones.
Yes, it's a lovely old video on modelling, but crucially about 12 minutes in there's the most unhinged walk through of a railway diorama where there's vandals, death, lambs to slaughter, a bit more death and Druid stones.
1975: MODEL RAILWAYS - All You Need to Know | Model World | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
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September 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Realised I'd shared this with friends over the weekend, but not you.
Yes, it's a lovely old video on modelling, but crucially about 12 minutes in there's the most unhinged walk through of a railway diorama where there's vandals, death, lambs to slaughter, a bit more death and Druid stones.
Yes, it's a lovely old video on modelling, but crucially about 12 minutes in there's the most unhinged walk through of a railway diorama where there's vandals, death, lambs to slaughter, a bit more death and Druid stones.
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August 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Having a dry sense of humour implies the possibility of having a wet sense of humour and I hate to think what that might be
August 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Having a dry sense of humour implies the possibility of having a wet sense of humour and I hate to think what that might be
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Hey Firefox users.
August 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hey Firefox users.
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If a previous occupant forgets to sign out of YouTube on a hotel TV I'll spend a happy half hour searching for weird stuff to mess up their algorithm and make their family wonder. Not porn; stuff like 'how to get away with an affair' or 'do hammers smell?'
August 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If a previous occupant forgets to sign out of YouTube on a hotel TV I'll spend a happy half hour searching for weird stuff to mess up their algorithm and make their family wonder. Not porn; stuff like 'how to get away with an affair' or 'do hammers smell?'
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the sound of him hitting the floor was so familiar, where had i heard that before...
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
the sound of him hitting the floor was so familiar, where had i heard that before...
Today I learned that John Hurt was from Chesterfield. And that my home town was good at producing sports people and musicians.
Most notable person born in each location in the world, according to an algorithm. tjukanovt.github.io/notable-people
July 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Today I learned that John Hurt was from Chesterfield. And that my home town was good at producing sports people and musicians.
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Peter Benchley's Jaws (Eric Carle version) for @mitchbenn.bsky.social
July 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Peter Benchley's Jaws (Eric Carle version) for @mitchbenn.bsky.social
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You’re welcome. 😊
Montreal is the most anti-Pierre Poilievre city in Canada
Montreal is the most anti-Pierre Poilievre city in Canada
Montreal is the most anti-Pierre Poilievre city in Canada
Montreal is the most anti-Pierre Poilievre city in Canada.
cultmtl.com
April 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You’re welcome. 😊
Montreal is the most anti-Pierre Poilievre city in Canada
Montreal is the most anti-Pierre Poilievre city in Canada
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What's the most brutal insult you've ever heard in your language? I think the most savagely specific one that I've ever encountered was from Finnish... sun gradu oli varmaan 20 sivua. It means "your thesis was probably 20 pages long"
April 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What's the most brutal insult you've ever heard in your language? I think the most savagely specific one that I've ever encountered was from Finnish... sun gradu oli varmaan 20 sivua. It means "your thesis was probably 20 pages long"
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Girlfriend's house has terrible WiFi connection. I noticed that if I sit sideways on the toilet seat I get better signal. Anyways, I've stopped doing that since I inadvertently shat on the floor and had to clean it up in a panic with toilet paper and hand soap.
March 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Girlfriend's house has terrible WiFi connection. I noticed that if I sit sideways on the toilet seat I get better signal. Anyways, I've stopped doing that since I inadvertently shat on the floor and had to clean it up in a panic with toilet paper and hand soap.
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As Facebook doesn’t value moderating content responsibly, @lastweektonight.com with John Oliver has launched a useful website to help make your accounts less valuable to Meta, with steps on how to limit how your data is used for advertising. Visit: johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
How to Change Your Meta Settings | Make yourself less valuable to Meta. Brought to you by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
March 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
As Facebook doesn’t value moderating content responsibly, @lastweektonight.com with John Oliver has launched a useful website to help make your accounts less valuable to Meta, with steps on how to limit how your data is used for advertising. Visit: johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
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David Niven's birthday, is it? Time once more for The Greatest Picture Ever Taken, then.
March 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
David Niven's birthday, is it? Time once more for The Greatest Picture Ever Taken, then.
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One NYE my partner found me drunk and sobbing on the bathroom floor. Convinced him I was just missing my mum. I'd actually just realised that if we always put new loo rolls at the front of the cupboard, the ones at the back could have been imprisoned there for years.
February 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
One NYE my partner found me drunk and sobbing on the bathroom floor. Convinced him I was just missing my mum. I'd actually just realised that if we always put new loo rolls at the front of the cupboard, the ones at the back could have been imprisoned there for years.
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Years ago, I went to a birthday party in a small town. I went to a general store and asked if they had balloons. The fellow said yes. I asked if they had any in fun shapes and he said, "depends on how amusing you find circular". For some reason that's lived in my brain for years.
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Years ago, I went to a birthday party in a small town. I went to a general store and asked if they had balloons. The fellow said yes. I asked if they had any in fun shapes and he said, "depends on how amusing you find circular". For some reason that's lived in my brain for years.
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Fist Yourself With Michael Jackson's Sequinned Glove It's 8:00PM
February 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fist Yourself With Michael Jackson's Sequinned Glove It's 8:00PM
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NEW EPISODE! This episode surveys some methods of ancient divination, magic, and prophecy - from casting lots to consulting oracles and examining entrails, you could say this is an extispicy episode.
(Yes, we know it's not pronounced like "exti-spice-y")
(Yes, we know it's not pronounced like "exti-spice-y")
February 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
NEW EPISODE! This episode surveys some methods of ancient divination, magic, and prophecy - from casting lots to consulting oracles and examining entrails, you could say this is an extispicy episode.
(Yes, we know it's not pronounced like "exti-spice-y")
(Yes, we know it's not pronounced like "exti-spice-y")