Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇
@sashette.bsky.social
Was "witty, beautiful and depressed," now just the latter.
Occasional writer, often a nerd, living alone with CFS/ME.
Semi-professional #ttrpg muse and not a vampire.
LGBTQ+ folks are welcome and safe, phobes can get in the sea.
Occasional writer, often a nerd, living alone with CFS/ME.
Semi-professional #ttrpg muse and not a vampire.
LGBTQ+ folks are welcome and safe, phobes can get in the sea.
Pinned
I'm still here to be your #ttrpg muse, don't forget.
Escapism may be some folk's only refuge, so if building a better world in fantasy will make you feel better, you can bounce your ideas off me.
Whether its worlds, cultures, characters, themes or campaigns, come chat.
I'm shit at maths, mind.
💜
Escapism may be some folk's only refuge, so if building a better world in fantasy will make you feel better, you can bounce your ideas off me.
Whether its worlds, cultures, characters, themes or campaigns, come chat.
I'm shit at maths, mind.
💜
Had some #ttrpg questions earlier about what I meant by "not vibing with the table" and I think it's something that's worth thinking about.
There's players I've loved gaming with, for instance, but I'd just never want to play a Tolkien-set game with them because they have such reverence for the...
There's players I've loved gaming with, for instance, but I'd just never want to play a Tolkien-set game with them because they have such reverence for the...
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Had some #ttrpg questions earlier about what I meant by "not vibing with the table" and I think it's something that's worth thinking about.
There's players I've loved gaming with, for instance, but I'd just never want to play a Tolkien-set game with them because they have such reverence for the...
There's players I've loved gaming with, for instance, but I'd just never want to play a Tolkien-set game with them because they have such reverence for the...
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
If it's a question of most prominent then it's definitely Pathfinder 2e.
I've read it, made characters for it, but just never actually played it.
Groups have either defaulted to PF1e or D&D5e at the last minute, or I've dropped out at session zero because I just wasn't feeling the table vibe.
I've read it, made characters for it, but just never actually played it.
Groups have either defaulted to PF1e or D&D5e at the last minute, or I've dropped out at session zero because I just wasn't feeling the table vibe.
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If it's a question of most prominent then it's definitely Pathfinder 2e.
I've read it, made characters for it, but just never actually played it.
Groups have either defaulted to PF1e or D&D5e at the last minute, or I've dropped out at session zero because I just wasn't feeling the table vibe.
I've read it, made characters for it, but just never actually played it.
Groups have either defaulted to PF1e or D&D5e at the last minute, or I've dropped out at session zero because I just wasn't feeling the table vibe.
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MY APES ALL GONE:
A d6 Shitpost of a game
For 1-4 Idiots
Ages 18 to Should Know Better
1st Round
Each Idiot rolls 1d6, the result on the die is the number of "apes" in that Idiot's "wallet" - please note that just like in real life, these "apes" have no real monetary value!
A d6 Shitpost of a game
For 1-4 Idiots
Ages 18 to Should Know Better
1st Round
Each Idiot rolls 1d6, the result on the die is the number of "apes" in that Idiot's "wallet" - please note that just like in real life, these "apes" have no real monetary value!
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
MY APES ALL GONE:
A d6 Shitpost of a game
For 1-4 Idiots
Ages 18 to Should Know Better
1st Round
Each Idiot rolls 1d6, the result on the die is the number of "apes" in that Idiot's "wallet" - please note that just like in real life, these "apes" have no real monetary value!
A d6 Shitpost of a game
For 1-4 Idiots
Ages 18 to Should Know Better
1st Round
Each Idiot rolls 1d6, the result on the die is the number of "apes" in that Idiot's "wallet" - please note that just like in real life, these "apes" have no real monetary value!
Watched the Stranger Things finale.
Wasn't sure about certain choices this last season, but I felt that a good, complete story had been told by the end.
Now, no more discussion of it or any details for a few days, so that people have chance to catch up.
No spoilers for folks, please! 💜
Wasn't sure about certain choices this last season, but I felt that a good, complete story had been told by the end.
Now, no more discussion of it or any details for a few days, so that people have chance to catch up.
No spoilers for folks, please! 💜
January 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Watched the Stranger Things finale.
Wasn't sure about certain choices this last season, but I felt that a good, complete story had been told by the end.
Now, no more discussion of it or any details for a few days, so that people have chance to catch up.
No spoilers for folks, please! 💜
Wasn't sure about certain choices this last season, but I felt that a good, complete story had been told by the end.
Now, no more discussion of it or any details for a few days, so that people have chance to catch up.
No spoilers for folks, please! 💜
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FATBOY SLENDERMAN
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
FATBOY SLENDERMAN
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THIS YEAR:
Next time you plan on sharing a twitter screenshot of somebody we’ve already concluded is terrible, please instead share a photo of your pet
Next time you plan on sharing a twitter screenshot of somebody we’ve already concluded is terrible, please instead share a photo of your pet
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 AM
THIS YEAR:
Next time you plan on sharing a twitter screenshot of somebody we’ve already concluded is terrible, please instead share a photo of your pet
Next time you plan on sharing a twitter screenshot of somebody we’ve already concluded is terrible, please instead share a photo of your pet
FATBOY SLENDERMAN
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
FATBOY SLENDERMAN
One hour to midnight.
Hey, you can see the graves tonight!
Happy new year, Edwardian Ghosts!
Hey, you can see the graves tonight!
Happy new year, Edwardian Ghosts!
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
One hour to midnight.
Hey, you can see the graves tonight!
Happy new year, Edwardian Ghosts!
Hey, you can see the graves tonight!
Happy new year, Edwardian Ghosts!
Are you *not* already following Milly?
I mean, you do you. I'm not judging.
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(I'm judging)
I mean, you do you. I'm not judging.
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(I'm judging)
HUMAN ARTIST, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.
I feel like this piece captures my art pretty well :3
I feel like this piece captures my art pretty well :3
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Are you *not* already following Milly?
I mean, you do you. I'm not judging.
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.
(I'm judging)
I mean, you do you. I'm not judging.
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(I'm judging)
I'm watching The Phoenician Scheme as my last movie of 2025 and despite my enjoyment of Wes Anderson, he might have out-Wes Anderson-ed himself with this one.
I'm struggling to follow, and since I don't have the benefit of closed captions here I'm missing a fair bit of the rapid, soft dialogue.
I'm struggling to follow, and since I don't have the benefit of closed captions here I'm missing a fair bit of the rapid, soft dialogue.
a man with a bandage on his head is sitting at a table and says my reasons
ALT: a man with a bandage on his head is sitting at a table and says my reasons
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm watching The Phoenician Scheme as my last movie of 2025 and despite my enjoyment of Wes Anderson, he might have out-Wes Anderson-ed himself with this one.
I'm struggling to follow, and since I don't have the benefit of closed captions here I'm missing a fair bit of the rapid, soft dialogue.
I'm struggling to follow, and since I don't have the benefit of closed captions here I'm missing a fair bit of the rapid, soft dialogue.
It's not the best video ever, nor really even one of the greatest, but it DOES represent my association with MTV, in particular MTV2 which was still the indie rock, emo and metal channel at the time.
It will always have a little bit of my heart and memory devoted to it.
It will always have a little bit of my heart and memory devoted to it.
December 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's not the best video ever, nor really even one of the greatest, but it DOES represent my association with MTV, in particular MTV2 which was still the indie rock, emo and metal channel at the time.
It will always have a little bit of my heart and memory devoted to it.
It will always have a little bit of my heart and memory devoted to it.
I am very amused that strangers replying to @popeoldham.bsky.social's post about the lack of imagination assuming it's "them darned kids an the social medya's!" when in my lived experience the dullest spoon at any table has been blokes in their 30s-50s playing not!Elric for the 10th time of trying.
December 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am very amused that strangers replying to @popeoldham.bsky.social's post about the lack of imagination assuming it's "them darned kids an the social medya's!" when in my lived experience the dullest spoon at any table has been blokes in their 30s-50s playing not!Elric for the 10th time of trying.
MY APES ALL GONE:
A d6 Shitpost of a game
For 1-4 Idiots
Ages 18 to Should Know Better
1st Round
Each Idiot rolls 1d6, the result on the die is the number of "apes" in that Idiot's "wallet" - please note that just like in real life, these "apes" have no real monetary value!
A d6 Shitpost of a game
For 1-4 Idiots
Ages 18 to Should Know Better
1st Round
Each Idiot rolls 1d6, the result on the die is the number of "apes" in that Idiot's "wallet" - please note that just like in real life, these "apes" have no real monetary value!
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
MY APES ALL GONE:
A d6 Shitpost of a game
For 1-4 Idiots
Ages 18 to Should Know Better
1st Round
Each Idiot rolls 1d6, the result on the die is the number of "apes" in that Idiot's "wallet" - please note that just like in real life, these "apes" have no real monetary value!
A d6 Shitpost of a game
For 1-4 Idiots
Ages 18 to Should Know Better
1st Round
Each Idiot rolls 1d6, the result on the die is the number of "apes" in that Idiot's "wallet" - please note that just like in real life, these "apes" have no real monetary value!
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Live Your Dreams*
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Live Your Dreams*
I'd be interested to know how @maddambeltaine.bsky.social could make this terrible duo into an even worse trio.
Do it and I'll play the WORST Elf who has for some reason been your family's friend for generations.
"Are you using the good crockery on fucking SKELETONS? That was your great-grandmother's gravy boat! PUT THAT CHEESE PLATE BACK THAT WAS A GIFT!"
"Are you using the good crockery on fucking SKELETONS? That was your great-grandmother's gravy boat! PUT THAT CHEESE PLATE BACK THAT WAS A GIFT!"
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'd be interested to know how @maddambeltaine.bsky.social could make this terrible duo into an even worse trio.
Always commit to the bit; never falter, even for a moment. The Well Akshuallys can smell your hesitation, and they WILL pounce.
This prompted me to ask: what *are* the definitive Laws of Shitposting?
It's not a TTRPG; it's a live party game where you're writing the better version of CAH or Apples to Apples in real time.
And I broke the Third Law of Shitposting: "never be earnest in a shitposter's mentions."
But my live show does harness that dark funny shitposters energy all the same
And I broke the Third Law of Shitposting: "never be earnest in a shitposter's mentions."
But my live show does harness that dark funny shitposters energy all the same
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Always commit to the bit; never falter, even for a moment. The Well Akshuallys can smell your hesitation, and they WILL pounce.
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As for what I did when similarly inspired by the director's cut of Kingdom Of Heaven (as @ottomancer.bsky.social has been) was to run a Levantine Vampire: The Dark Ages campaign, kicked off by a first session where I prepped, cooked and presented a feast of mezze dishes for my players to enjoy!
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
As for what I did when similarly inspired by the director's cut of Kingdom Of Heaven (as @ottomancer.bsky.social has been) was to run a Levantine Vampire: The Dark Ages campaign, kicked off by a first session where I prepped, cooked and presented a feast of mezze dishes for my players to enjoy!
This has weirdly come up again today, in a different context, but it needs saying again:
It is not a "love triangle" if two people are starting a romance and a third wheel has unrequited feelings for one of them.
You can feel sad for the guy, but if she's just not interested, that's her choice.
It is not a "love triangle" if two people are starting a romance and a third wheel has unrequited feelings for one of them.
You can feel sad for the guy, but if she's just not interested, that's her choice.
Fair warning that I judge anyone describing Tauriel and Kili in The Hobbit films as being part of a "love triangle."
Mate, it's not a "love triangle" if the wet fish your dad likes for you has a wank outside your bedroom door while you snog your actual boy/girlfriend on your bed.
Same picture.
Mate, it's not a "love triangle" if the wet fish your dad likes for you has a wank outside your bedroom door while you snog your actual boy/girlfriend on your bed.
Same picture.
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This has weirdly come up again today, in a different context, but it needs saying again:
It is not a "love triangle" if two people are starting a romance and a third wheel has unrequited feelings for one of them.
You can feel sad for the guy, but if she's just not interested, that's her choice.
It is not a "love triangle" if two people are starting a romance and a third wheel has unrequited feelings for one of them.
You can feel sad for the guy, but if she's just not interested, that's her choice.
Help John out with finding the ideal #ttrpg system for his Middle Ages (maybe a *little* fantastical) road trip?
Ideally something that's going to easily facilitate it, already written for similar ideas, not something he has to hack from the ground up!
Ideally something that's going to easily facilitate it, already written for similar ideas, not something he has to hack from the ground up!
I guess it all started when I saw the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven. I saw Liam Neeson's character and his group and it felt like a band of adventurers. So they'd be a mix of social and cultural backgrounds, perhaps travelling to - or from - the Holy Lands. A 10th-11th Century road movie.
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Help John out with finding the ideal #ttrpg system for his Middle Ages (maybe a *little* fantastical) road trip?
Ideally something that's going to easily facilitate it, already written for similar ideas, not something he has to hack from the ground up!
Ideally something that's going to easily facilitate it, already written for similar ideas, not something he has to hack from the ground up!
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I've honestly been afraid to even look at Dynasty Warriors: Origins in case the mere act of observing it will force it into being a dodge/parry perfect timing game.
it’s so hard as a dude who loves ancient china but not pressing the dodge of parry button seeing all these games with huge budgets come out of china all set in ancient china but then the gameplay is pressing the dodge or parry button… what about me..
December 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I've honestly been afraid to even look at Dynasty Warriors: Origins in case the mere act of observing it will force it into being a dodge/parry perfect timing game.
Ah, don't mistake Falen's nihilism for boredom. She's not bored of waiting to die, she's afraid that if she tries too hard to make it happen, all that will result is the deaths of a LOT of other people; likely at her hand.
Giving Lady Hate exactly what she wants, and feels she is due.
Giving Lady Hate exactly what she wants, and feels she is due.
Some of us are anticipating having to house rule she's not allowed to use her powers to cause opponents to injure themselves after she challenges them to dangerous games.
As far as I can tell her motivations are boredom, drinking money and watching Cassius fail.
As far as I can tell her motivations are boredom, drinking money and watching Cassius fail.
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ah, don't mistake Falen's nihilism for boredom. She's not bored of waiting to die, she's afraid that if she tries too hard to make it happen, all that will result is the deaths of a LOT of other people; likely at her hand.
Giving Lady Hate exactly what she wants, and feels she is due.
Giving Lady Hate exactly what she wants, and feels she is due.