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Melinda Salisbury
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Athos in the streets. Aramis in the sheets. Porthos in the skeets
Author. https://linktr.ee/melsalisbury


Fix your hearts or die
she/her
Pinned
Hello, everybody! I have GREAT NEWS!!!!!
David Fickling Books has snapped up an 'exceptional' new YA novel by four-time Carnegie Medal-nominated author Melinda Salisbury, sparking a six-figure US deal. Local Gods will publish in summer 2026 👇 #BookSky
Melinda Salisbury’s new YA fantasy goes to DFB and sparks six-figure US deal
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I'll say this for Olivia Nuzzi - she's cured my Imposter Syndrome
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Parent-creature conference: I loved Guillermo del Toro's personal, romantic take on FRANKENSTEIN.
Frankenstein (the 2025 Guillermo del Toro one) | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA
I don’t say this lightly, but I think Guillermo del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN might be up there pretty high among the top Frankensteins? Or at least it hits hard
outlawvern.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My controversial Flesh take is that only a privileged white man would be allowed to write a novel where the main character is utterly devoid of agency and that's allowed to be the whole story. I tell you, if you tried that in YA - where protagonists genuinely have reduced agency - you'd get nowhere
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I watched four films yesterday: Mickey 17, Presence, Anora, and Lisa Frankenstein, and my order of preference is:
Lisa Frankenstein
Presence
Anora
Mickey 17
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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My favourite year for oppressed literary masculinity was 2023 when the number of women on the Booker shortlist was smaller than the number of men named Paul
Exactly one woman has won the Booker in the past six years www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Exactly one woman has won the Booker in the past six years www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Surprise Tim Key in Mickey 17! What a treat
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Sorry for the delay.
We had to wait on timezones.
Because HOME SICK just had its cover reveal in People Magazine.
@solarisbooks.bsky.social
Rhiannon Grist’s ‘Cottagegore’ Horror 'Home Sick' Will Make Your Skin Crawl — See the Cover! (Exclusive)
Rhiannon Grist is debuting a new psychological horror novel. PEOPLE has an exclusive preview of 'Home Sick', a new book that puts a dark spin on the haunted house story.
people.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
LEWES DEPOT IS SHOWING FRANKENSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Elordi is understandably getting most of the attention but I want to take moment here to thank Oscar Isaac as well for being really fucking hot in the new Frankenstein. That was thoughtful.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.

Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Yorkshire Tourist Board needs to make the most of Jacob Elordi's 2025/2026 swerve into playing an alluring outsider coming of age in God's Own Country
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The optician realised I was trying to game my eye test and asked why, so I told him I wanted to get new glasses but I couldn't justify it if the prescription was the same, and he added a tiny adjustment to my near vision stats so while there's no clinical change, there is now a teeny script change 😭
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Do not talk to me. Do not look at me. Leave me the fuck alone
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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77% of people who don’t call themselves readers read every week.

Britain doesn’t have a shortage of readers. We have a shortage of people who feel like readers.

It’s time to #RedefineReading.

👉 Explore the new State of the Nation report here: bit.ly/46ItklZ
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Gonna ask Oscar Isaac to make me a boyfriend for Christmas
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I want to eat the rich but I am afraid of prion disease, so I think we need to come up with some kind of transubstantiation thing, where I eat a Twix but actually it's a millionaire, but we do also sacrifice the millionaires and maybe turn them into biofuel? I'm hazy on that bit, I'm not a scientist
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I made lamb ragu for dinner and ate so much I am currently lying on the living room floor, belly exposed to the ceiling in supplication
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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With alt text.
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Not me offering to cat sit for a friend who has Netflix, with the sole intention of spending the 36 hours watching Frankenstein over and over
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Dreamt that I invented the threek - the three-tined fork that will revolutionise the way we eat!
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I think this time the toys should reveal themselves and then go on a killing spree, murdering every human they see
Toy Story 5 | Teaser Trailer | In Theaters June 19 www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBg...
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I watched Moonstruck at the PCC last night and I think it's the closest I've ever come to being at a sex club. People were FERAL, literally howling at Nic Cage when he first appeared. The man next to me, sat with his wife, muttered "bloody hell" when Ronnie tossed Loretta on the bed
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM