Nerdrocker42 ❄️
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Nerdrocker42 ❄️
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Hi everybody, just doing my #promosky post!
❄️Taylor Swift
🎃Pokémon
❄️Horror Movies
🎃Chappel Roan
❄️Teamfight Tactics
🎃Legends of Runeterra
❄️Pop girlies
🎃Pop punk
❄️Hyperpop
🎃Harley Quinn (and Harlivy)
❄️Fantasy Football
🎃New York Giants / Buffalo Bills
❄️Plants
🎃DnD
❄️X-Files
🎃Ferrets
❄️Winter
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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sound on 🔊
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Transgender for some, miniature American flags for others!

@democrats.org run on this and you’ll win veto-proof congressional majorities next year.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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With the twin tools of revolutionary optimism (I believe that we will win) and revolutionary defeatism (it’s good that bad things happen to me as a person in the imperial core) I am immune to all attacks
January 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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I’m alive
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Apple replay #wrapped #replay
December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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"you could just buy new socks keez you're an adult" sorry??? I don't know what you mean?? new socks only come when the larger sock births them during the right season (late December)
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field

Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Good as newt
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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MY PET COLLECTION OF FUNNY SPOONERIZED CELEBRITY NAMES

Rim Tobbins
Gill Bates
Prad Bitt
Ghoopi Woldberg
Gake Jyllenhaal
Gaggie Myllenaal
Pobert Rattinson
Fen Branklin
Back Jlack
Dalt Wisney
Glark Cable
H.C. Mammer
Filos Mormon
Farty Meldman
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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boycels seething over girlchads
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Thanksgiving is merely Christmas-Halftime. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Just became a legend at the car wash. Showed the guys working there that you can pretend the pressure washing gun is your wiener. They called their boss in and he took a video.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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happy lunchtime to those who celebrate. beef on weck, dipped in jus
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Tinker Taylor Soldier Swift
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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ok look i know getting mad about connections is cringe but

i can't believe i'm doing a spoiler warning here but

"bow" is an actual part of a ship, "fore" and "aft" are directional indicators on a ship. what are we doing here
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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i don't think about politicians at all, i think about cool guy shit like burgers and hot babes or hot babes eating burgers or anthropomorphic burgers eating hot babes
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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@srirachachau.bsky.social

I'd argue that the opening to Time And Punishment with Homer's hand getting jammed in the toaster may be one of the most perfectly timed jokes on The Simpsons ever. The first time I saw it, I laughed until I cried.

youtu.be/ranVSgoRxOw?...
The Simpsons - Hand In Toaster
YouTube video by BartSimpsonVEVO
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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the cool thing about fighting Dr. Acula is that you can use garlic OR apples
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM