Jeff May
@heytherejeffro.bsky.social
It's me Jeff! (May) (From comedy) (And podcasts) (And Netflix)
Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shit
Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shit
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Good morning! Time to enjoy a brand new HYPECAST with the lovely @heytherejeffro.bsky.social! Listen!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/APVOr
Apple: shorturl.at/tcGKy
YouTube: shorturl.at/iWCO6
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/APVOr
Apple: shorturl.at/tcGKy
YouTube: shorturl.at/iWCO6
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Good morning! Time to enjoy a brand new HYPECAST with the lovely @heytherejeffro.bsky.social! Listen!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/APVOr
Apple: shorturl.at/tcGKy
YouTube: shorturl.at/iWCO6
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/APVOr
Apple: shorturl.at/tcGKy
YouTube: shorturl.at/iWCO6
I wonder if Dems are going to realize that simply not being the other guys is no longer enough, and they actually have to like, do stuff for actual human people, now.
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I wonder if Dems are going to realize that simply not being the other guys is no longer enough, and they actually have to like, do stuff for actual human people, now.
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Can't believe we have to say this again, but if you catch fire at one of our shows, it's your 100% fault. Read the fine print when you buy your tickets next time, you flammable losers.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Can't believe we have to say this again, but if you catch fire at one of our shows, it's your 100% fault. Read the fine print when you buy your tickets next time, you flammable losers.
Me and my friends would've killed Dick Chaney with hammers i can tell you that much
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Me and my friends would've killed Dick Chaney with hammers i can tell you that much
What a weird way to find out Dick Cheney had a heart
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
What a weird way to find out Dick Cheney had a heart
News: "It's unclear if the LAPD will protect Los Angeles' most vulnerable citizens from Federal Overreach."
LAPD when Brown People do anything:
LAPD when Brown People do anything:
LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
News: "It's unclear if the LAPD will protect Los Angeles' most vulnerable citizens from Federal Overreach."
LAPD when Brown People do anything:
LAPD when Brown People do anything:
If y'all haven't listened to the latest JHCF with Jenn Sterger, you're nodding out on an INSANE bundle of stories.
www.patreon.com/posts/142226...
www.patreon.com/posts/142226...
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If y'all haven't listened to the latest JHCF with Jenn Sterger, you're nodding out on an INSANE bundle of stories.
www.patreon.com/posts/142226...
www.patreon.com/posts/142226...
Opening up some chunky-ass Avengers cards today at 4pm Pacific. If you don't watch, it means you're a bad person who smells like a fat sack of turds. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
www.youtube.com/live/KfZ7crt...
www.youtube.com/live/KfZ7crt...
I Must Break You: 2022 Fleer Ultra Marvel Avengers Hobby Box Searching for Big Hits!
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October 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Opening up some chunky-ass Avengers cards today at 4pm Pacific. If you don't watch, it means you're a bad person who smells like a fat sack of turds. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
www.youtube.com/live/KfZ7crt...
www.youtube.com/live/KfZ7crt...
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New #MondayShow up now! @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @heytherejeffro.bsky.social talk out of shape ICE agents, the destruction of the East Wing, a prison population milestone, and so much more!
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ox6...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ox6...
October 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
New #MondayShow up now! @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @heytherejeffro.bsky.social talk out of shape ICE agents, the destruction of the East Wing, a prison population milestone, and so much more!
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ox6...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ox6...
Blood Rave in Blade rips, but it makes no sense. That would be like going to a party that showers you with protein shakes.
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Blood Rave in Blade rips, but it makes no sense. That would be like going to a party that showers you with protein shakes.
I used to train cops how to box, and let me tell you, there's not much more of a satisfying feeling than making a cop bleed and then telling them it's their fault for their lack of skill.
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I used to train cops how to box, and let me tell you, there's not much more of a satisfying feeling than making a cop bleed and then telling them it's their fault for their lack of skill.
Facebook is...not doing great.
October 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Facebook is...not doing great.
The next time a dude says "Women are too sensitive," show him one of these 4 images and ask how it makes him feel.
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The next time a dude says "Women are too sensitive," show him one of these 4 images and ask how it makes him feel.
I open the Batman cards today at 4pm Pacific with my bud The Taffeta Darling! Come watch!
www.youtube.com/live/geN-sKE...
www.youtube.com/live/geN-sKE...
I Must Break You: 1992 Topps Batman Returns feat. special guest The Taffeta Darling!
YouTube video by Jeff Has Cool Cards
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October 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I open the Batman cards today at 4pm Pacific with my bud The Taffeta Darling! Come watch!
www.youtube.com/live/geN-sKE...
www.youtube.com/live/geN-sKE...
Sitting in traffic, watching a G5 touching down in Van Nuys airport, I instinctively yelled "Oh, fuck you, moneybitch!"
October 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sitting in traffic, watching a G5 touching down in Van Nuys airport, I instinctively yelled "Oh, fuck you, moneybitch!"
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BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
Today at 4pm Pacific. Celebrate Jeff.
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www.youtube.com/live/tzPMFYS...
Friday Mailbag: Birthday Edition
YouTube video by Jeff Has Cool Cards
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October 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Today at 4pm Pacific. Celebrate Jeff.
www.youtube.com/live/tzPMFYS...
www.youtube.com/live/tzPMFYS...
We've made some pretty great technological leaps since 1897.
What I'm saying is that I'd put money down that we could probably fuck Dracula up with some kind of weird Kickstarter flashlight or if you ran him over with your car while he's a bunch of rats.
What I'm saying is that I'd put money down that we could probably fuck Dracula up with some kind of weird Kickstarter flashlight or if you ran him over with your car while he's a bunch of rats.
October 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We've made some pretty great technological leaps since 1897.
What I'm saying is that I'd put money down that we could probably fuck Dracula up with some kind of weird Kickstarter flashlight or if you ran him over with your car while he's a bunch of rats.
What I'm saying is that I'd put money down that we could probably fuck Dracula up with some kind of weird Kickstarter flashlight or if you ran him over with your car while he's a bunch of rats.
Not only am I opening this box today at 4pm Pacific, but I'll be accepting @nerdnumbers.com challenge to show off the weirdest graded card in my collection! Come watch and hang!
www.youtube.com/live/SXKenEA...
www.youtube.com/live/SXKenEA...
I Must Break You: 2022 Upper Deck Marvel Beginnings Volume 2 Series 1
YouTube video by Jeff Has Cool Cards
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October 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Not only am I opening this box today at 4pm Pacific, but I'll be accepting @nerdnumbers.com challenge to show off the weirdest graded card in my collection! Come watch and hang!
www.youtube.com/live/SXKenEA...
www.youtube.com/live/SXKenEA...
It's @erichowk.bsky.social Day over on Jeff Has Cool Friends! You might know him from @portugaltheman.bsky.social, or maybe you know him from being cool and my friend! Either way, check out patreon.com/jeffmay for early access to uncensored episode with bonus content!
NOW! DO IT NOW!
NOW! DO IT NOW!
October 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's @erichowk.bsky.social Day over on Jeff Has Cool Friends! You might know him from @portugaltheman.bsky.social, or maybe you know him from being cool and my friend! Either way, check out patreon.com/jeffmay for early access to uncensored episode with bonus content!
NOW! DO IT NOW!
NOW! DO IT NOW!
I'm home, let's open some friggin overpriced Disney cards today (Wednesday) at 4pm Pacific!
www.youtube.com/live/hjkox4L...
www.youtube.com/live/hjkox4L...
I Must Break You: 2025 Topps Chrome Disney Mega Box, Searching for some big hits!
YouTube video by Jeff Has Cool Cards
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October 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm home, let's open some friggin overpriced Disney cards today (Wednesday) at 4pm Pacific!
www.youtube.com/live/hjkox4L...
www.youtube.com/live/hjkox4L...