Jeff May
@heytherejeffro.bsky.social
It's me Jeff! (May) (From comedy) (And podcasts) (And Netflix)
Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shit
Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shit
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Whenever the world is a dumpster fire, I take an edible and listen to @heytherejeffro.bsky.social lose his mind on “Tom and Jeff Watch Batman” about how bad the animated “Hush” is. Like 200 episodes later and it’s still a foundational episode. Worth every penny.
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Whenever the world is a dumpster fire, I take an edible and listen to @heytherejeffro.bsky.social lose his mind on “Tom and Jeff Watch Batman” about how bad the animated “Hush” is. Like 200 episodes later and it’s still a foundational episode. Worth every penny.
I'm high as fuck watching the 1990 Royal Rumble, and Savage is wearing the sickest gear and just keeps choking the shit out of Jake the Snake and I want to watch this in a movie theater
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I'm high as fuck watching the 1990 Royal Rumble, and Savage is wearing the sickest gear and just keeps choking the shit out of Jake the Snake and I want to watch this in a movie theater
Got a bunch of cool stuff to take a look at, including multiple blind bags and a Bonus Break! Today at 4pm Pacific!
www.youtube.com/live/zIzxt79...
www.youtube.com/live/zIzxt79...
Post-Holiday Mailbag! Blind Bags (Alex Pardee & Ultimate Extinction) Star Wars Autos, & a Break!
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January 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Got a bunch of cool stuff to take a look at, including multiple blind bags and a Bonus Break! Today at 4pm Pacific!
www.youtube.com/live/zIzxt79...
www.youtube.com/live/zIzxt79...
I will do everything exactly the same and ruin my life beyond repair.
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I will do everything exactly the same and ruin my life beyond repair.
Opening these weirdo fight cards today at 3pm Pacific! There's gonna be 2 autographs!
ALSO opening some cutesy fun shit! It's called layers, people.
www.youtube.com/live/NgdD6oi...
ALSO opening some cutesy fun shit! It's called layers, people.
www.youtube.com/live/NgdD6oi...
I Must Break You: 2025 Panini Combat Anthology (2 Guaranteed Autographed) PLUS a Bonus Blaster Break
YouTube video by Jeff Has Cool Cards
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December 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Opening these weirdo fight cards today at 3pm Pacific! There's gonna be 2 autographs!
ALSO opening some cutesy fun shit! It's called layers, people.
www.youtube.com/live/NgdD6oi...
ALSO opening some cutesy fun shit! It's called layers, people.
www.youtube.com/live/NgdD6oi...
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Hey @heytherejeffro.bsky.social didn't listen to my demands to be uncompromising artists and is letting Patrons votes on what next season of Nerd! will be. So, if you want to defy me, go vote!
Hey @heytherejeffro.bsky.social didn't listen to my demands to be uncompromising artists and is letting Patrons votes on what next season of Nerd! will be. So, if you want to defy me, go vote!
A NERD! Poll for Nerds | Jeff May
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December 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Hey @heytherejeffro.bsky.social didn't listen to my demands to be uncompromising artists and is letting Patrons votes on what next season of Nerd! will be. So, if you want to defy me, go vote!
Hey @heytherejeffro.bsky.social didn't listen to my demands to be uncompromising artists and is letting Patrons votes on what next season of Nerd! will be. So, if you want to defy me, go vote!
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Early episode of YGTCO with @slatron.bsky.social and myself just dropped on the @heytherejeffro.bsky.social Patreon!
@moviehooligan.bsky.social indulged me in watching THE WORST episode of Babylon 5. And he still showed up to podcast when we were done.
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@moviehooligan.bsky.social indulged me in watching THE WORST episode of Babylon 5. And he still showed up to podcast when we were done.
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You Gotta Check this Out Episode 12: "Grey 17 is Missing" Babylon 5 S3E19 and S3E17 with Special Guest David Bell! | Jeff May
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December 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Early episode of YGTCO with @slatron.bsky.social and myself just dropped on the @heytherejeffro.bsky.social Patreon!
@moviehooligan.bsky.social indulged me in watching THE WORST episode of Babylon 5. And he still showed up to podcast when we were done.
patreon.com/posts/you-go...
@moviehooligan.bsky.social indulged me in watching THE WORST episode of Babylon 5. And he still showed up to podcast when we were done.
patreon.com/posts/you-go...
"You mighta heard I run with a dangerous crowd"
-Billy Joel, lying his fucking face off
-Billy Joel, lying his fucking face off
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"You mighta heard I run with a dangerous crowd"
-Billy Joel, lying his fucking face off
-Billy Joel, lying his fucking face off
Folks, @nerdnumbers.com and I would like to gift you two (2) special episodes of NERD! for Christmas! 1st, we're joined by the incredible @taffetadarling.bsky.social over on the Patreon to talk about Batman Returns! Fun/gross! On the free feed, last year's exclusive on X-Men TAS Xmas special is up!
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Folks, @nerdnumbers.com and I would like to gift you two (2) special episodes of NERD! for Christmas! 1st, we're joined by the incredible @taffetadarling.bsky.social over on the Patreon to talk about Batman Returns! Fun/gross! On the free feed, last year's exclusive on X-Men TAS Xmas special is up!
Bonesaw took like, 6 hard kicks to the face from Spider-Man and just shook them off before trying to kill him with a crowbar. Absolute legend shit.
Anyways, Merry Christmas.
Anyways, Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Bonesaw took like, 6 hard kicks to the face from Spider-Man and just shook them off before trying to kill him with a crowbar. Absolute legend shit.
Anyways, Merry Christmas.
Anyways, Merry Christmas.
Hey, I know Christmas Eve is a weird day, but if you're not doing anything at 4pm Pacific, come watch I MUST BREAK YOU on the Jeff Has Cool Cards channel! It's gonna be a big fat break, so let's hang!
www.youtube.com/live/QWkRuAv...
www.youtube.com/live/QWkRuAv...
I Must Break You: HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA! (Baseball, hockey, Star Wars, Marvel, Disney, Looney Tunes)
YouTube video by Jeff Has Cool Cards
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December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hey, I know Christmas Eve is a weird day, but if you're not doing anything at 4pm Pacific, come watch I MUST BREAK YOU on the Jeff Has Cool Cards channel! It's gonna be a big fat break, so let's hang!
www.youtube.com/live/QWkRuAv...
www.youtube.com/live/QWkRuAv...
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Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)
FREE, LONG AWAITED SEQUEL ALERT! Today, Alex Simanovsky and I reunited to drop the follow-up to our 2022 hit one-shot pod "Do You Hear What We Hear", but this time, we're talking movies and tv, baby! And the best part is that IT'S FREE everywhere you find Jeff Has Cool Friends, so check it out!
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
FREE, LONG AWAITED SEQUEL ALERT! Today, Alex Simanovsky and I reunited to drop the follow-up to our 2022 hit one-shot pod "Do You Hear What We Hear", but this time, we're talking movies and tv, baby! And the best part is that IT'S FREE everywhere you find Jeff Has Cool Friends, so check it out!
DJ: "WERE GOING OLD SCHOOOOOOOL!"
*plays a song that came out when I was an adult*
*plays a song that came out when I was an adult*
December 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
DJ: "WERE GOING OLD SCHOOOOOOOL!"
*plays a song that came out when I was an adult*
*plays a song that came out when I was an adult*
My Ferrero Rocher Consumption (by month)
Jan: 0
Feb: 0
Mar: 0
Apr: 0
May: 0
Jun: 0
Jul: 0
Aug: 0
Sep: 0
Oct: 0
Nov: 0
Dec: 2,855
Jan: 0
Feb: 0
Mar: 0
Apr: 0
May: 0
Jun: 0
Jul: 0
Aug: 0
Sep: 0
Oct: 0
Nov: 0
Dec: 2,855
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My Ferrero Rocher Consumption (by month)
Jan: 0
Feb: 0
Mar: 0
Apr: 0
May: 0
Jun: 0
Jul: 0
Aug: 0
Sep: 0
Oct: 0
Nov: 0
Dec: 2,855
Jan: 0
Feb: 0
Mar: 0
Apr: 0
May: 0
Jun: 0
Jul: 0
Aug: 0
Sep: 0
Oct: 0
Nov: 0
Dec: 2,855
I Must Break You this afternoon at 4pm Pacific! These are gonna be really fun! Come hang!
www.youtube.com/live/TOcMM82...
www.youtube.com/live/TOcMM82...
I Must Break You: 2023 Upper Deck Allegiance, Avengers vs X-Men Hobby Box
YouTube video by Jeff Has Cool Cards
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December 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I Must Break You this afternoon at 4pm Pacific! These are gonna be really fun! Come hang!
www.youtube.com/live/TOcMM82...
www.youtube.com/live/TOcMM82...
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The BEST way you can help Hero Initiative is with a small (or large!) donation! You can even make it recurring, and we LOVE our small, recurring donors!
Go HERE: www.heroinitiative.org/donate-to-he...
To donate via PayPal, Network for Good, Venmo, or Zelle! You can also scan these QR codes!
Go HERE: www.heroinitiative.org/donate-to-he...
To donate via PayPal, Network for Good, Venmo, or Zelle! You can also scan these QR codes!
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The BEST way you can help Hero Initiative is with a small (or large!) donation! You can even make it recurring, and we LOVE our small, recurring donors!
Go HERE: www.heroinitiative.org/donate-to-he...
To donate via PayPal, Network for Good, Venmo, or Zelle! You can also scan these QR codes!
Go HERE: www.heroinitiative.org/donate-to-he...
To donate via PayPal, Network for Good, Venmo, or Zelle! You can also scan these QR codes!
About 4 nights a week, when my brother and I were roughly 7 (me) and 9 (him), we would wake up around midnight, watch Stand by Me on VHS, and then go back to bed.
We did this for over a year.
We did this for over a year.
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anybody?"
a movie poster for stand by me shows a group of young men walking down train tracks
Alt: a movie loop from "Stand by Me" shows a group of young men walking down train tracks
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December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
About 4 nights a week, when my brother and I were roughly 7 (me) and 9 (him), we would wake up around midnight, watch Stand by Me on VHS, and then go back to bed.
We did this for over a year.
We did this for over a year.
Puppet Mrs. Claus could absolutely get it
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Puppet Mrs. Claus could absolutely get it
People whenever you mention the fact that David Bowie fucked a few kids
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
People whenever you mention the fact that David Bowie fucked a few kids
Every single sit-down chain restaurant is just "Applebee's with a Twist."
Olive Garden? Italian Applebee's.
Chili's? TexMex Applebee's.
Outback? Diarrhea Applebee's.
Olive Garden? Italian Applebee's.
Chili's? TexMex Applebee's.
Outback? Diarrhea Applebee's.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Every single sit-down chain restaurant is just "Applebee's with a Twist."
Olive Garden? Italian Applebee's.
Chili's? TexMex Applebee's.
Outback? Diarrhea Applebee's.
Olive Garden? Italian Applebee's.
Chili's? TexMex Applebee's.
Outback? Diarrhea Applebee's.