Jeff May
@heytherejeffro.bsky.social
It's me Jeff! (May) (From comedy) (And podcasts) (And Netflix)
Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shit
Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shit
I not just allow it. I wholeheartedly endorse it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I not just allow it. I wholeheartedly endorse it.
But I'm in California! Can you call me up and read me a chapter?
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
But I'm in California! Can you call me up and read me a chapter?
(They were really cool)
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
(They were really cool)
Real fat fucks, Jim.
October 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Real fat fucks, Jim.
They probably already knew how to do that. This probably helped them beat unarmed people of color better.
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
They probably already knew how to do that. This probably helped them beat unarmed people of color better.
That's how I am on planes
October 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
That's how I am on planes
I think I'd wreck those dudes tbh
October 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I think I'd wreck those dudes tbh
I'd do great, but I'm built different.
(Would get stuck and die in cave before monsters showed up)
(Would get stuck and die in cave before monsters showed up)
October 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'd do great, but I'm built different.
(Would get stuck and die in cave before monsters showed up)
(Would get stuck and die in cave before monsters showed up)
I would like to add that most, if not all, of them were openly cheating on their spouses. Like, they told me about it. I was 19.
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I would like to add that most, if not all, of them were openly cheating on their spouses. Like, they told me about it. I was 19.
At one point I said "thank god you have all those weapons, because you can't use your body for shit."
October 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
At one point I said "thank god you have all those weapons, because you can't use your body for shit."
I prefer pathetic people to anti-human technology
October 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I prefer pathetic people to anti-human technology