Nerdrocker42 ❄️
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Nerdrocker42 ❄️
@nerdrocker42.bsky.social
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Hi everybody, just doing my #promosky post!
❄️Taylor Swift
🎃Pokémon
❄️Horror Movies
🎃Chappel Roan
❄️Teamfight Tactics
🎃Legends of Runeterra
❄️Pop girlies
🎃Pop punk
❄️Hyperpop
🎃Harley Quinn (and Harlivy)
❄️Fantasy Football
🎃New York Giants / Buffalo Bills
❄️Plants
🎃DnD
❄️X-Files
🎃Ferrets
❄️Winter
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resolutions
January 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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you have done it before, squared the smooth circle, navigated the hard corner, slipped through and lived to see another day
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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there's no tunnel, to be clear! nor light! these are metaphors! we could as easily say: the surface above the water; the doorknob in the darkness; the key at the bottom of the junk drawer; and so on, and so on
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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So @gamefullyun.bsky.social ’s podcast “Fox Mulder Is A Maniac” inspired me to write this. It took me 5 minutes but it’d take a huge emotional toll to read if you were Skinner
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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People would have called him "Two-eyed Tien"
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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sound on 🔊
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Transgender for some, miniature American flags for others!

@democrats.org run on this and you’ll win veto-proof congressional majorities next year.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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With the twin tools of revolutionary optimism (I believe that we will win) and revolutionary defeatism (it’s good that bad things happen to me as a person in the imperial core) I am immune to all attacks
January 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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I’m alive
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Apple replay #wrapped #replay
December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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"you could just buy new socks keez you're an adult" sorry??? I don't know what you mean?? new socks only come when the larger sock births them during the right season (late December)
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field

Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Good as newt
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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MY PET COLLECTION OF FUNNY SPOONERIZED CELEBRITY NAMES

Rim Tobbins
Gill Bates
Prad Bitt
Ghoopi Woldberg
Gake Jyllenhaal
Gaggie Myllenaal
Pobert Rattinson
Fen Branklin
Back Jlack
Dalt Wisney
Glark Cable
H.C. Mammer
Filos Mormon
Farty Meldman
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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boycels seething over girlchads
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Thanksgiving is merely Christmas-Halftime. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Just became a legend at the car wash. Showed the guys working there that you can pretend the pressure washing gun is your wiener. They called their boss in and he took a video.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM