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Kate Bush if she wrote the song in 2025
Bought a scooter to go up the hill but the scooter won’t go up the hill!!!
January 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Kate Bush if she wrote the song in 2025
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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it’s cool that bluesky is bending over for conservatives and banning people making jokes about charlie kirk’s death. as we all know, once you give in to the right they will leave you alone
September 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
it’s cool that bluesky is bending over for conservatives and banning people making jokes about charlie kirk’s death. as we all know, once you give in to the right they will leave you alone
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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We live in space on a science fiction planet teeming with alien life forms we’re just mostly inoculated to its majesty and terrors.
Can’t see em, but listen! Apparently these are called Banjo Frogs, and they really do make a string-plucking noise! Very eerie in person, so resonant and from various directions!
August 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We live in space on a science fiction planet teeming with alien life forms we’re just mostly inoculated to its majesty and terrors.
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
Some people are unhappy and always will be and deserve to be.
July 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
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SCIENTISTS: there are only 89 seconds remaining on the doomsday clock
ME: [73 seconds still remaining on my microwave hotdog] c'mon… c'monnn
ME: [73 seconds still remaining on my microwave hotdog] c'mon… c'monnn
January 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
SCIENTISTS: there are only 89 seconds remaining on the doomsday clock
ME: [73 seconds still remaining on my microwave hotdog] c'mon… c'monnn
ME: [73 seconds still remaining on my microwave hotdog] c'mon… c'monnn
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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No more algorithmic boosting of pro trump inflation anecdotes bsky.app/profile/gell...
yeah -- ground beef hit an all-time high last week, and nobody appears to be reporting on that www.bls.gov/charts/consu...
June 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
No more algorithmic boosting of pro trump inflation anecdotes bsky.app/profile/gell...
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right-wingers will often say that America deserves credit for ending slavery rather than blame for having slavery. but then we made a holiday to commemorate the end of slavery and they still got mad, which should tell you what their real objection is.
when you’re so racist you don’t let your workers have a day off for a holiday recognizing the end of slavery
June 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
right-wingers will often say that America deserves credit for ending slavery rather than blame for having slavery. but then we made a holiday to commemorate the end of slavery and they still got mad, which should tell you what their real objection is.
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The bridge is lined with many gorgeous sculptures of men and women and children, most of which are in the kind of poses that show the sculptor was a fantastic observer of real people—holding hands, carrying children, leaning against each other, all just stunning work.
Then there’s this guy.
Then there’s this guy.
June 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The bridge is lined with many gorgeous sculptures of men and women and children, most of which are in the kind of poses that show the sculptor was a fantastic observer of real people—holding hands, carrying children, leaning against each other, all just stunning work.
Then there’s this guy.
Then there’s this guy.
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Here is your statistic of the day:
Nine out of 10 federal employees laid off by DOGE since March worked in liberal-leaning agencies.
All proposed budget increases go to conservative agencies, with the bulk going to the most conservative agencies.
Nine out of 10 federal employees laid off by DOGE since March worked in liberal-leaning agencies.
All proposed budget increases go to conservative agencies, with the bulk going to the most conservative agencies.
NEW: I analyzed the more recent data on DOGE layoffs and proposed GOP budget increases.
The efficiency was always a lie. The ideology was always the point.
The efficiency was always a lie. The ideology was always the point.
They Called It Efficiency. It Was Always a Purge.
Nine out of ten DOGE layoffs targeted liberal agencies. Every single GOP proposed budget increase went to conservative ones.
open.substack.com
June 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Here is your statistic of the day:
Nine out of 10 federal employees laid off by DOGE since March worked in liberal-leaning agencies.
All proposed budget increases go to conservative agencies, with the bulk going to the most conservative agencies.
Nine out of 10 federal employees laid off by DOGE since March worked in liberal-leaning agencies.
All proposed budget increases go to conservative agencies, with the bulk going to the most conservative agencies.
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if you thought stephen miller hated immigrants before
May 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
if you thought stephen miller hated immigrants before
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unions: they get the job done
May 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
unions: they get the job done
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trying to explain why Cuomo viscerally disgusts me but Adams just makes me roll my eyes to a friend and the best analogy I can come up with is that Cuomo is a recognizable kind of normal evil and Adams is like a cartoon character. Oh, Yosemite Sam is mayor? Wow I bet he's not very good at it
May 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
trying to explain why Cuomo viscerally disgusts me but Adams just makes me roll my eyes to a friend and the best analogy I can come up with is that Cuomo is a recognizable kind of normal evil and Adams is like a cartoon character. Oh, Yosemite Sam is mayor? Wow I bet he's not very good at it
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If only the New Yorker had read @albertburneko.bsky.social six months ago it could have avoided wearing the clownshoes today defector.com/what-the-fuc...
May 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If only the New Yorker had read @albertburneko.bsky.social six months ago it could have avoided wearing the clownshoes today defector.com/what-the-fuc...
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this place is okay but i wish it had more annoying people and more evil people
May 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
this place is okay but i wish it had more annoying people and more evil people
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Me explaining Fishtopher to an american
May 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Me explaining Fishtopher to an american
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Newsletter: We are in the era of the Business Idiot, where middle management has seized power, breeding out true meritocracy and value-creation in favor of symbolic growth and superficial intelligence. This piece ties together everything I've ever written.
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www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...
The Era Of The Business Idiot
Fair warning: this is the longest thing I've written on this newsletter. I do apologize.
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May 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Newsletter: We are in the era of the Business Idiot, where middle management has seized power, breeding out true meritocracy and value-creation in favor of symbolic growth and superficial intelligence. This piece ties together everything I've ever written.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
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This is A Journey
dragon lady next to me at the second life rave was too close and her wings kept clipping through my player model. I didn't mind but she apologied each and every time it happened. chat was filled with hundreds of variations of "oop sowwie >_<!! xoxo" and "uaah! not again! orz" by the end of the night
May 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is A Journey
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There's a man in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.
May 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There's a man in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.
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Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs
May 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs