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Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
September 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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the tariff grandpa
has destroyed his cage
yes
YES
the tariff grandpa is out
May 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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I'm really good at identifying plants.

These are all plants:
May 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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May 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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The arsonist party narrowly advances bill in part because three members of the firefighting party died in office rather than give up their seats to successors.
May 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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born too late for: quaaludes

born too early for: knowing what Roblox is

born just in time for: shooter on rails arcade game where you have to save Aerosmith
May 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Democrats when dealing with Republicans
May 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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my super power is i always know instantly and perfectly from just one post when someone is Mentally Unwell (fun to riff with) or Mentally Unwell (do not engage)
April 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Look you might not like Carville, but you have to admit that, 33 years ago, he helped the most charismatic politician of my lifetime win 43% of the vote against an unpopular incumbent in the middle of a recession. Surely he knows what he's talking about.
April 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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everything is computer
April 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Obamna...
April 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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The Sopranos is probably the Rosetta Stone of modern American reaction: it consists of people who bemoan the loss of an imagined past they mainly got from movies, claim victimization based on identity but hate when others do it, and view the people who build the society they prey on as suckers.
April 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Me talking to myself 20 years ago: it’s really cool, YouTube just has all the MST3K episodes and there’s a channel that streams them 24/7

Me from 20 years ago: awesome and everything else is great too right?

Current me, wielding a knife: give me your wallet
March 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Any fair consideration of the destruction of DC's BLM Plaza must reckon with its concrete history as an official effort to absorb the movement into liberal political institutions that were under attack by that movement. This ends up presenting a decent capsule history of the last decade. 🧵
March 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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never give one inch of ground on Reagan, a monster for whose grave even the most fetid piss is too good
The Vietnam vets I was in a homeless camp with were there because Reagan axed the mental health programs.

My uncle is now just a name on a giant quilt.

Reagan’s miniscule soul can burn in hell and I will dance on the ashes.
Don't respond to a gay man who grew up in the '80s and '90s by telling him that talking about being thankful for a Reagan presidency is a smart strategy. Because, fuck that.
March 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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those boys are flat out refusing to give me the beat, even though it’s the only thing that can free my soul and they know that
February 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I really like Aphex Twin but he’s killing me with the song titles. I’m trying to listen to music not remember a WiFi password.
February 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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A thing I admire about billy corgan is he heard his voice and was like I'm going to be the lead singer of a band and people are going to enjoy listening to this and he was right
February 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere

BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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the ceo of walgreens has admitted that their strategy of having a guy chase each customer around the store with a big sledgehammer has sadly backfired
January 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM