Natalie
@natalieelder.bsky.social
Tennis. Cats. Cats on tennis courts. You know, important things like that.
Welp, the Ravens are doing Ravens things.
December 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Welp, the Ravens are doing Ravens things.
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‘Buddo’ - a rare representation of a human figure from the British Neolithic, dating to around 2900-2400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae in the mid-C19th, it was re-discovered amongst the archaeological collections at Stromness Museum in 2016. 📸 My own. #FindsFriday #Archaeology
December 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
‘Buddo’ - a rare representation of a human figure from the British Neolithic, dating to around 2900-2400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae in the mid-C19th, it was re-discovered amongst the archaeological collections at Stromness Museum in 2016. 📸 My own. #FindsFriday #Archaeology
Was this written by a lawyer who wants people to fall in the airport?
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Was this written by a lawyer who wants people to fall in the airport?
Annelle did it before Carrie
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Annelle did it before Carrie
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It’s so weird right, because the phone has been telling us about art for years. Like just go to a gallery and google “frankenthaler”or whatever it’s fine.
That Samsung AI ad where the guy goes to a museum and his phone tells him about all the art is such a good idea. I hate when you go to museums and they never tell you what any of the stuff is
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It’s so weird right, because the phone has been telling us about art for years. Like just go to a gallery and google “frankenthaler”or whatever it’s fine.
The mom is the hero of Gremlins.
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The mom is the hero of Gremlins.
Someone who gets it!
I think it’s important to remind Autumn Perverts that this is still their beloved Autumn
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Someone who gets it!
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this other one from that "The Cost of Living" series. really complicated image. those guys back there. full three dimensional space with two apertures playing against each other. that rainbow sweater, the flowers, forlorn young parents and look out here comes a baby head
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
this other one from that "The Cost of Living" series. really complicated image. those guys back there. full three dimensional space with two apertures playing against each other. that rainbow sweater, the flowers, forlorn young parents and look out here comes a baby head
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
God bless Baltimore
I’m howling.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
God bless Baltimore
Blowvember? Is that anything?
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Blowvember? Is that anything?
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please do not tell me when someone is calling my phone. that is between the other person and my phone and i am not invested in any of that business
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
please do not tell me when someone is calling my phone. that is between the other person and my phone and i am not invested in any of that business
Recession indicator: very few pine nuts in the iced tea from Lebanon Cafe uptown.
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Recession indicator: very few pine nuts in the iced tea from Lebanon Cafe uptown.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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For Godzilla Day, we replicated the look of his atomic breath by getting our lizards hooked on Newport menthols.
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
For Godzilla Day, we replicated the look of his atomic breath by getting our lizards hooked on Newport menthols.
It’s a strange sort of echo. Many videos of Melissa have a high pitched whistling sound. I remember hearing that all night when hurricane Hugo hit South Carolina. My brothers slept through it, but me and mom and dad were up all night, listening to those high pitched sounds. I’ll never forget it.
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It’s a strange sort of echo. Many videos of Melissa have a high pitched whistling sound. I remember hearing that all night when hurricane Hugo hit South Carolina. My brothers slept through it, but me and mom and dad were up all night, listening to those high pitched sounds. I’ll never forget it.
You’re not cursed, you’re just tired.
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
You’re not cursed, you’re just tired.
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
Not only is the Baltimore Running Festival clearly sponsored by tow truck drivers, it also has a news helicopter circling overhead all the poor souls at Union Memorial (and me).
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Not only is the Baltimore Running Festival clearly sponsored by tow truck drivers, it also has a news helicopter circling overhead all the poor souls at Union Memorial (and me).
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Absolutely dying at this tiny ass Po-Boy from the revived Emeril’s in The NY Times www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/d...
October 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Absolutely dying at this tiny ass Po-Boy from the revived Emeril’s in The NY Times www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/d...
This is anathema to how I think about material objects.
October 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This is anathema to how I think about material objects.
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it appears my arch-nemesis, me from yesterday, has struck again
October 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
it appears my arch-nemesis, me from yesterday, has struck again
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Orion: you guys wanna see something sick
Everyone: is it your fuckass belt again
Orion: ...
Everyone: is it your fuckass belt again
Orion: ...
October 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Orion: you guys wanna see something sick
Everyone: is it your fuckass belt again
Orion: ...
Everyone: is it your fuckass belt again
Orion: ...