GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH
@n00ance.bsky.social
Seethe, Cope, Mald.
Jaded exvangelical, current outdoor pisser
Bisexual He/Him
fuck you I'm 30 years old
Jaded exvangelical, current outdoor pisser
Bisexual He/Him
fuck you I'm 30 years old
That being said, my immediate assumption that most people are very stupid has served me both positively and negatively because:
A. Most of them are
B. Most people do not like being thought of as stupid, even if they are a stupid person
A. Most of them are
B. Most people do not like being thought of as stupid, even if they are a stupid person
As a 13 year old, I thought I was misunderstood merely because of my great intellect.
I now know that was a misunderstanding.
It was because I'm misunderstandable.
I now know that was a misunderstanding.
It was because I'm misunderstandable.
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
That being said, my immediate assumption that most people are very stupid has served me both positively and negatively because:
A. Most of them are
B. Most people do not like being thought of as stupid, even if they are a stupid person
A. Most of them are
B. Most people do not like being thought of as stupid, even if they are a stupid person
Get his ass is so unreasonably funny to me.
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Get his ass is so unreasonably funny to me.
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Maybe the tent system is the problem? Let’s try something more structurally sound than a tent, it might work out
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Maybe the tent system is the problem? Let’s try something more structurally sound than a tent, it might work out
As a 13 year old, I thought I was misunderstood merely because of my great intellect.
I now know that was a misunderstanding.
It was because I'm misunderstandable.
I now know that was a misunderstanding.
It was because I'm misunderstandable.
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
As a 13 year old, I thought I was misunderstood merely because of my great intellect.
I now know that was a misunderstanding.
It was because I'm misunderstandable.
I now know that was a misunderstanding.
It was because I'm misunderstandable.
The main thing about knowing so many trans women is how many stories they tell about Republican politicians in their dms begging to have sex
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The main thing about knowing so many trans women is how many stories they tell about Republican politicians in their dms begging to have sex
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Video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell yeah
Another video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell yeah
Another video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell y
Me: Hell yeah
Another video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell yeah
Another video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell y
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell yeah
Another video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell yeah
Another video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell y
Me: Hell yeah
Another video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell yeah
Another video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell y
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Went on Instagram and got eight meta Ray-Ban ads in a row between sponsored content and outright commercials
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Went on Instagram and got eight meta Ray-Ban ads in a row between sponsored content and outright commercials
Negotiating terms with the constant-moving goalposts of fascists will gain you nothing and eventually lose you everything. Take no middle position with them and accept no compromise
Please stop using language that suggests that people with criminal records are appropriate targets for this administration's violence. One in three adults has a criminal record. Stop playing sacrifice games with fascists. Stop surrendering entire categories of people in your own mind.
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Negotiating terms with the constant-moving goalposts of fascists will gain you nothing and eventually lose you everything. Take no middle position with them and accept no compromise
If you suggest a product like this to me to reanimate my grandmother on my table like a Christmas elf I'm putting a burlap sack on your head and beating you until you don't move
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you suggest a product like this to me to reanimate my grandmother on my table like a Christmas elf I'm putting a burlap sack on your head and beating you until you don't move
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Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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i need her biblically
My ideal voice for Gladys. She has that Lunch Lady Doris voice.
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i need her biblically
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My lawyer: “they leaked your discord chat”
Me: “oh my god!!! What did they find?”
Lawyer: “it’s when you sent a picture of yourself in a new outfit and asked if you looked fat and nobody replied”
Me: “I see. Did you see the picture?”
Lawyer: “yes”
Me: “did you think I looked fat?”
Lawyer: “…”
Me: “oh my god!!! What did they find?”
Lawyer: “it’s when you sent a picture of yourself in a new outfit and asked if you looked fat and nobody replied”
Me: “I see. Did you see the picture?”
Lawyer: “yes”
Me: “did you think I looked fat?”
Lawyer: “…”
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My lawyer: “they leaked your discord chat”
Me: “oh my god!!! What did they find?”
Lawyer: “it’s when you sent a picture of yourself in a new outfit and asked if you looked fat and nobody replied”
Me: “I see. Did you see the picture?”
Lawyer: “yes”
Me: “did you think I looked fat?”
Lawyer: “…”
Me: “oh my god!!! What did they find?”
Lawyer: “it’s when you sent a picture of yourself in a new outfit and asked if you looked fat and nobody replied”
Me: “I see. Did you see the picture?”
Lawyer: “yes”
Me: “did you think I looked fat?”
Lawyer: “…”
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
A lot of times I just feel like with the guys who constantly compare movies to each other it seems almost as though they are comparing foods, like 'wow caviar is so much better than ice cream' like bro they're not even the same thing, one is tasty fish eggs and one is pure milk and sugar
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
A lot of times I just feel like with the guys who constantly compare movies to each other it seems almost as though they are comparing foods, like 'wow caviar is so much better than ice cream' like bro they're not even the same thing, one is tasty fish eggs and one is pure milk and sugar
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It kinda rocks that every single one of my ideological opponents is a Zionist Pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It kinda rocks that every single one of my ideological opponents is a Zionist Pedophile
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
Ephebophiles all over the world sitting forward in their gaming chairs to post pro-Megyn Kelly propaganda
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Ephebophiles all over the world sitting forward in their gaming chairs to post pro-Megyn Kelly propaganda
Stop saying your pwnis measurement out loud on public transit
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Stop saying your pwnis measurement out loud on public transit
Batman gotta be the most efficient shower user, sudsing all his shit in record time
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Batman gotta be the most efficient shower user, sudsing all his shit in record time