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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH
@n00ance.bsky.social
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Seethe, Cope, Mald.
Jaded exvangelical, current outdoor pisser
Bisexual He/Him
fuck you I'm 30 years old
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Image of hubba bubba gum
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Stop saying your pwnis measurement out loud on public transit
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Oh hell naw I'm not reading all that
TikTok comment showing large paragraph of text mostly blurred, visible region reads: "Yeah and being pro SW is fairly problematic with the context that women are most often pushed into it from poverty and not empowered to do it because they want to."
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I hope the suffering was intense.
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Hehehe
Instagram post with the following text: Without using the words "Muslim/islam or "communism" explain to me why Mamdani wouldn't be a great NYC mayor Comment section under previous post: @tepsick20: Without mentioning tumors, can you tell me why cancer is bad? proff.rjs2006 replying to @tepsick20: because it takes nutrients from the rest of the body, divides uncontrollably, and has very damaging treatments tepsick20 replying to @proff.rjs2006: you're just describing tumors
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
The New York Times: If Elected, How Might Mamdani Use Mayoral Power in Ways That Affect Israel?
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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A post featuring several interviews that includes Hasan has comments like these:
Instagram comment from user @becky.dc: Weird to watch people celebrating someone who incites violence against entire governments and people as a 'feminist' Image of Instagram profile of previous user with a story highlight of a trip to israel
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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No the fuck it isn't you rock lobbing forager
Quote tweet by @JillFilipovic "I like zohran but this is actually bad and anti-Semitic." Quoted tweet: @mazemoore Zohran Mamdani: "We have to make clear that when the boot of the NYPD is on your neck, it's been laced by the IDF." @Jill Filipovic Tying the Jewish state to the badness of capitalism in New York - and he's very specific there - is not good, guys. It doesn't make him a nazi but it's an ugly thing to say and points to some troubling views.
October 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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My kid made pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls with little twine and honestly he's so cool
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Shot + chaser
Screenshot of the game Balatro where the user earned $39 in one round and a floating picture-in-picture image displays a YouTube video TikTok comment section User Heresolgetfined replying to user Meh: "Moderate Dems are center right on the world political spectrum.... Just in your mind does the US have a mainstream left party. In civilization of the world the US does not" User Meh replying to user Heresolgetfined: "What makes you think I care about every other countries politics? It has nothing to do with the context of this conversation"
October 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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>me when grandma forgets her Trenbolone prescription at my house
Drawing of a cartoon character with his tongue sticking out and rubbing his hands together vigorously
October 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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If you're part of the well-documented communist militia group, you legally have to tell me
Screenshot of a tiktok comment section user29088842: was the patriot act patriotic? if not, please define how. but stay within the bounds of logic set forth in this video. [n00ance]: ideology vs a bill concocted by lobbyists? great comparison man Zorph: "ideology" yet its a well documented communist militia group. curious
October 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Repurposing old memes, is this anything
Image of Ryu and Ken from Street fighter Text reads: "He's everyuthing. He's just Ken."
October 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU LANTERNFLY
October 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Anyway here's my only piece on Medium I want anyone to read

medium.com/@pleadthethi...
Article entitled: I don't think we'll ever have another anime adaptation quite like Speed Racer. In 2008, the Wachowski twins directed one of their signature mind-warping features. But instead ... By n00ance
October 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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This dude is plugging college students with pepper balls and getting better benefits than your dad
October 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Gavin Headroom
Gavin Newsom edited to look like Max Headroom
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I blame J. Scott Campbell on Nintendo Power giving him an ego boost for his fucked up anatomy, he's literally worse than Liefeld.
Illustration by Jeffrey Scott Campbell for a Superman comic where Supergirl has the waist circumference of a telephone pole
October 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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World records book from 2015 :(
Soldiers of the future will feel like superheroes when they strap on strength-boosting robotic outfits called EXOSUITS. SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES like Facebook will soon track every little thing about you even your heart rate! Roads will be safer once ROBOTIC AUTOCARS do the driving for us.
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Something tells me it's not going to work
Excerpt from Variety Article titled "30 Paramount Employees Slam Studio Leaders for Condemning Israeli Film Boycott" "On Sept. 17, a group of roughly 30 Paramount Skydance employees sent a letter to the office of CEO David Ellison and other senior executives slamming the company for "aligning" with "a genocide in Gaza and of the Palestinian people." After two weeks without receiving a response, the group followed up on Oct. 1 with a list of demands, including a call for Paramount to donate $1 million to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund in order to match its 2023 donation of the same amount to humanitarian relief efforts in Israel." Wikipedia page for David Ellison, CEO of Paramount. The article details that he is the son of billionaire Oracle founder, Larry Ellison.
October 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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euuuuuuuggggghhhhh it's okay
Line drawing of tired guy with a cigarette and a blue Adidas tracksuit drawn by Kaneoya Sachiki
October 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Where does the FUCKING milk come from wiggler
Wiggler from Mario party waving out of a large barrel with a sign that says MILK in big block letters
October 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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NORTHERNLION pointing at you
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM