Quarter Gill
@mynameisgill.bsky.social
Inventor of beef hula hoop advent calendars (awaiting patent). Middle-aged fashionista. Found mainly in Glasgow and Yorkshire and sometimes around the globe. A Weegie at heart. 🏴
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Just a thought
March 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just a thought
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Here's *that desert you were so impressed with ;D
@ChefTomKerridge as on
@GreatBritMenu
from from #wherethewildcooksgo amazon.co.uk/Where-Wild-C... definitely more than the sum of its parts.
@ChefTomKerridge as on
@GreatBritMenu
from from #wherethewildcooksgo amazon.co.uk/Where-Wild-C... definitely more than the sum of its parts.
March 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Here's *that desert you were so impressed with ;D
@ChefTomKerridge as on
@GreatBritMenu
from from #wherethewildcooksgo amazon.co.uk/Where-Wild-C... definitely more than the sum of its parts.
@ChefTomKerridge as on
@GreatBritMenu
from from #wherethewildcooksgo amazon.co.uk/Where-Wild-C... definitely more than the sum of its parts.
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✍️ The sick youth of Europe: the UK’s mental health problem.
Why so many young people are becoming mentally unfit for work and education, and what we need to do about it…
By Dr Pam Jarvis
Why so many young people are becoming mentally unfit for work and education, and what we need to do about it…
By Dr Pam Jarvis
The sick youth of Europe: the UK’s mental health problem
Why so many young people are becoming mentally unfit for work and education, and what we need to do about it
yorkshirebylines.co.uk
March 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
✍️ The sick youth of Europe: the UK’s mental health problem.
Why so many young people are becoming mentally unfit for work and education, and what we need to do about it…
By Dr Pam Jarvis
Why so many young people are becoming mentally unfit for work and education, and what we need to do about it…
By Dr Pam Jarvis
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
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A Polish friend of mine learned the only 2 facts about swans any Brit knows, then confused them and, gloriously, *forgot they were about swans*, so one day she told me:
"Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"
"Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"
Q Can a swan break your arm?
1) Yes
2) Also yes
1) Yes
2) Also yes
March 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
A Polish friend of mine learned the only 2 facts about swans any Brit knows, then confused them and, gloriously, *forgot they were about swans*, so one day she told me:
"Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"
"Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"
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oh okay that explains it
March 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
oh okay that explains it
Today I learned that ‘Kyrie’ in the song of the same name by Mr Mister is not a woman’s name, but a reference to the/his Lord. And the next word which I couldn’t ever work out is ‘eleison’ and means ‘have mercy’.
“Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.”
Welcome to that little earworm.
“Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.”
Welcome to that little earworm.
March 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Today I learned that ‘Kyrie’ in the song of the same name by Mr Mister is not a woman’s name, but a reference to the/his Lord. And the next word which I couldn’t ever work out is ‘eleison’ and means ‘have mercy’.
“Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.”
Welcome to that little earworm.
“Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.”
Welcome to that little earworm.
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"I have no idea what this tastes like."
- first person tasting chicken
- first person tasting chicken
March 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"I have no idea what this tastes like."
- first person tasting chicken
- first person tasting chicken
Well, that’s @pyramidhead76.bsky.social’s birthday present sorted.
March 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Well, that’s @pyramidhead76.bsky.social’s birthday present sorted.
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Being nice to anyone in hospitality.
12. What are green flags to you on a first date?
March 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Being nice to anyone in hospitality.
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is it dusting, it’s dusting isn’t it
March 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
is it dusting, it’s dusting isn’t it
Me watching the latest KFC advert on telly.
barack obama is sitting in a chair making a funny face and asking why tho ?
ALT: barack obama is sitting in a chair making a funny face and asking why tho ?
media.tenor.com
March 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me watching the latest KFC advert on telly.
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Fish waking up in the Chicago river on St. Patrick's Day
March 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Fish waking up in the Chicago river on St. Patrick's Day
I hadn’t been feeling it here but I’ve been lured back with assurances from @rmuird.bsky.social that you’re all being hilarious and wonderful. Except you. She said you’re still a big cheesy bellend.
March 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I hadn’t been feeling it here but I’ve been lured back with assurances from @rmuird.bsky.social that you’re all being hilarious and wonderful. Except you. She said you’re still a big cheesy bellend.
Every time I want to pick up where I left off watching something, I’ve forgotten what I was watching and what app it’s in. Even when that was 10 hours ago. Pretty sure my last drop of estrogen left my body around 6 months ago now.
a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a rock wall
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a rock wall
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Every time I want to pick up where I left off watching something, I’ve forgotten what I was watching and what app it’s in. Even when that was 10 hours ago. Pretty sure my last drop of estrogen left my body around 6 months ago now.
I’ve been reading all the Jimmy Carter obits very confused. Like, why would his house smell of peanuts?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a dictionary on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a dictionary on it
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I’ve been reading all the Jimmy Carter obits very confused. Like, why would his house smell of peanuts?
Me, listening to all my house guests yawning loudly and telling me how tired they all are after their Christmas dinner.
Piss Off Get Out GIF
ALT: Piss Off Get Out GIF
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Me, listening to all my house guests yawning loudly and telling me how tired they all are after their Christmas dinner.
Boxing Day attire nailed. #bangontrendwithgill
December 21, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Boxing Day attire nailed. #bangontrendwithgill
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It’s time for the annual outing of my favourite Christmas joke. You ready?
Darth "I know what you're getting for your Christmas"
Luke "How can you possibly know"
Darth "I have felt your presence"
It's an aural joke.
Darth "I know what you're getting for your Christmas"
Luke "How can you possibly know"
Darth "I have felt your presence"
It's an aural joke.
December 20, 2024 at 9:22 AM
It’s time for the annual outing of my favourite Christmas joke. You ready?
Darth "I know what you're getting for your Christmas"
Luke "How can you possibly know"
Darth "I have felt your presence"
It's an aural joke.
Darth "I know what you're getting for your Christmas"
Luke "How can you possibly know"
Darth "I have felt your presence"
It's an aural joke.
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How genetics works
December 18, 2024 at 6:13 AM
How genetics works
Tesco being a bit authoritarian. This is surely introvertism!!!!
December 17, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Tesco being a bit authoritarian. This is surely introvertism!!!!
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Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Googling Stuff: Then v Now.