Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
Yeeeaaaaahh that's what I'm sayin
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Yeeeaaaaahh that's what I'm sayin
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
Guys like this think having 100 guns makes them a one-man army, when in actuality it makes them a one-guard weapons cache.
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Guys like this think having 100 guns makes them a one-man army, when in actuality it makes them a one-guard weapons cache.
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
Today, I'm reminded of a very sad fact.
No one born after 1935 has been on the moon.
No one born after 1935 has been on the moon.
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Today, I'm reminded of a very sad fact.
No one born after 1935 has been on the moon.
No one born after 1935 has been on the moon.
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt #caturday #Humor #Thaksgiving #Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
Unless you live on your own there's really no excuse for not having a dishwasher. And if you still insist that washing up by hand is in some way better you are a fool. It's like having a suitcase without wheels.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Unless you live on your own there's really no excuse for not having a dishwasher. And if you still insist that washing up by hand is in some way better you are a fool. It's like having a suitcase without wheels.
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
Mamdani looking down on Trump like you’d watch a dog try to open a locked door with their paws
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mamdani looking down on Trump like you’d watch a dog try to open a locked door with their paws
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
Best literary analysis ever
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Best literary analysis ever
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
SWITCH TO TIDAL TODAY
YOU CAN TRANSFER YOUR PLAYLISTS WITH THE LINK BELOW
IT IS EASY, THE SOUND QUALITY IS BETTER, THEY HAVE MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THERE'S NO GESTAPO ADS
tidal.com/transfer-music
YOU CAN TRANSFER YOUR PLAYLISTS WITH THE LINK BELOW
IT IS EASY, THE SOUND QUALITY IS BETTER, THEY HAVE MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THERE'S NO GESTAPO ADS
tidal.com/transfer-music
Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.
October 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
SWITCH TO TIDAL TODAY
YOU CAN TRANSFER YOUR PLAYLISTS WITH THE LINK BELOW
IT IS EASY, THE SOUND QUALITY IS BETTER, THEY HAVE MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THERE'S NO GESTAPO ADS
tidal.com/transfer-music
YOU CAN TRANSFER YOUR PLAYLISTS WITH THE LINK BELOW
IT IS EASY, THE SOUND QUALITY IS BETTER, THEY HAVE MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THERE'S NO GESTAPO ADS
tidal.com/transfer-music
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
We're struggling to do anything but watch this video of the newly discovered bumpy snailfish today.
September 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
We're struggling to do anything but watch this video of the newly discovered bumpy snailfish today.
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
[half listening]
omg that's crazy, your honor
omg that's crazy, your honor
August 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
[half listening]
omg that's crazy, your honor
omg that's crazy, your honor
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
the hilarious thing about that latest trump tweet that everyone's properly dunking on is, that guy has probably never been in a museum, outside of some special gala event or party, in his entire life. he has no idea what's in museums!
August 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the hilarious thing about that latest trump tweet that everyone's properly dunking on is, that guy has probably never been in a museum, outside of some special gala event or party, in his entire life. he has no idea what's in museums!
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
I dunno, is all lower-case (like the original tagline) better?
i capitalized the Y because i didn't think i wanted any descenders in the tagline, but... idk? this sucks less than i thought it would?
i capitalized the Y because i didn't think i wanted any descenders in the tagline, but... idk? this sucks less than i thought it would?
August 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I dunno, is all lower-case (like the original tagline) better?
i capitalized the Y because i didn't think i wanted any descenders in the tagline, but... idk? this sucks less than i thought it would?
i capitalized the Y because i didn't think i wanted any descenders in the tagline, but... idk? this sucks less than i thought it would?
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
Move over, Hemingway
July 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Move over, Hemingway
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
EACH RICH PERSON MUST SPIN THE DIAL OF DESTINY
July 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
EACH RICH PERSON MUST SPIN THE DIAL OF DESTINY
Reposted by The Cat's Lawyer
get sandal and freya to 30k followers, you cowards
July 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
get sandal and freya to 30k followers, you cowards