Mr. Stay Puft
@mrstaypuft.bsky.social
Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.
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This is Howard at OU, this country used to put people in a smoker on low at age 14
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is Howard at OU, this country used to put people in a smoker on low at age 14
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🚨🚨🚨 Saints QB Tyler Shough is woke! He’s woke! 🚨🚨🚨
July 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
🚨🚨🚨 Saints QB Tyler Shough is woke! He’s woke! 🚨🚨🚨
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Jeff Pearlman is writing/has written a book about Tupac and some of the stories he’s uncovered have been wild, amazing, shocking, inspiring.
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Jeff Pearlman is writing/has written a book about Tupac and some of the stories he’s uncovered have been wild, amazing, shocking, inspiring.
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
October 30, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
When you've definitely never had a stroke
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When you've definitely never had a stroke
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ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
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hi it's me your vanilla indie rock dad who has never heard of sex. rfk is not talking about cum he's talking about piss. have a great Saturday
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
hi it's me your vanilla indie rock dad who has never heard of sex. rfk is not talking about cum he's talking about piss. have a great Saturday
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The two types of Bluesky users
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The two types of Bluesky users
We are all Jared Yates Sexton.
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We are all Jared Yates Sexton.
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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If you're a powerful 60+ year old man in line to have a relationship with Olivia Nuzzi, stay in line.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you're a powerful 60+ year old man in line to have a relationship with Olivia Nuzzi, stay in line.
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looking for my friends in a crowded bar when carly rae comes on
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
looking for my friends in a crowded bar when carly rae comes on
A year after Andy Beshear beat Daniel Cameron for KY governor, Trump won the state by a larger margin than he had in 2020 or 2016, and the largest margin for any presidential candidate since 1868
I understand why a lot of white liberals are like, fuck the south, because they think about the people in power who are mostly white conservatives. But that is only because of Jim Crow, voter suppression, a lack of real funding for Dems there
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A year after Andy Beshear beat Daniel Cameron for KY governor, Trump won the state by a larger margin than he had in 2020 or 2016, and the largest margin for any presidential candidate since 1868
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Imagine being so dumb that you think people will believe this is actually their dead loved ones' consciousness AND be cool paying you rent to access it. Just go ahead and kidnap their children while you're at it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Imagine being so dumb that you think people will believe this is actually their dead loved ones' consciousness AND be cool paying you rent to access it. Just go ahead and kidnap their children while you're at it.
This is unreal. I would try it every time.
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is unreal. I would try it every time.
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🏀 SATURDAY'S FINAL SCORES 🏀
Naji Marshall (30 PTS) and the Mavs take the win on the road!
P.J. Washington: 14 PTS, 9 REB, 5 AST
Brandon Williams: 14 PTS, 2 REB, 6 AST, 4 STL
CJ McCollum: 25 PTS, 6 REB, 2 AST, 2 STL, 2 BLK, 2 3PM
Naji Marshall (30 PTS) and the Mavs take the win on the road!
P.J. Washington: 14 PTS, 9 REB, 5 AST
Brandon Williams: 14 PTS, 2 REB, 6 AST, 4 STL
CJ McCollum: 25 PTS, 6 REB, 2 AST, 2 STL, 2 BLK, 2 3PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
🏀 SATURDAY'S FINAL SCORES 🏀
Naji Marshall (30 PTS) and the Mavs take the win on the road!
P.J. Washington: 14 PTS, 9 REB, 5 AST
Brandon Williams: 14 PTS, 2 REB, 6 AST, 4 STL
CJ McCollum: 25 PTS, 6 REB, 2 AST, 2 STL, 2 BLK, 2 3PM
Naji Marshall (30 PTS) and the Mavs take the win on the road!
P.J. Washington: 14 PTS, 9 REB, 5 AST
Brandon Williams: 14 PTS, 2 REB, 6 AST, 4 STL
CJ McCollum: 25 PTS, 6 REB, 2 AST, 2 STL, 2 BLK, 2 3PM
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Gonna write a movie where God’s most punished victim has become a crime lord and God — former Navy SEAL and retired international assassin — has to get His shit together to take down the man He should’ve killed long ago
It’s called One Last Job
It’s called One Last Job
December 24, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Gonna write a movie where God’s most punished victim has become a crime lord and God — former Navy SEAL and retired international assassin — has to get His shit together to take down the man He should’ve killed long ago
It’s called One Last Job
It’s called One Last Job
Went to the grocery store tonight without my earbuds. I would have rather been naked.
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Went to the grocery store tonight without my earbuds. I would have rather been naked.
"Hey, honey, what's a 'Gatsby'?"
"I don't know. Just put on the dumbest hat you can find.
"I don't know. Just put on the dumbest hat you can find.
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"Hey, honey, what's a 'Gatsby'?"
"I don't know. Just put on the dumbest hat you can find.
"I don't know. Just put on the dumbest hat you can find.
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Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
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guys it's not even hard, c'mon
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
guys it's not even hard, c'mon