Gordon Gartrelle
@mrgartrelle.bsky.social
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I will not read another Nuzzi blog until someone asks whether she's a descendant of the Habsburg monarchy
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I will not read another Nuzzi blog until someone asks whether she's a descendant of the Habsburg monarchy
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"You can only sell your integrity once so it better be worth it"
What’s the most significant advice you received from a teacher?
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
"You can only sell your integrity once so it better be worth it"
Uhhh... They probably should have chosen a different shape.
Also, aren't they supposed to be rich? Why didn't they buy him a real cake?
Also, aren't they supposed to be rich? Why didn't they buy him a real cake?
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Uhhh... They probably should have chosen a different shape.
Also, aren't they supposed to be rich? Why didn't they buy him a real cake?
Also, aren't they supposed to be rich? Why didn't they buy him a real cake?
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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OMG THIS IS ELDER ABUSE 😩
Aye I been laughing at this shit all day lmao get my goat out that fuckin hookah lounge before I sue 😭😭😭😭
The lil bottle service jig to isn’t she lovely got me BENT man get the fuck lmaooooo
The lil bottle service jig to isn’t she lovely got me BENT man get the fuck lmaooooo
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
OMG THIS IS ELDER ABUSE 😩
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Whoever had Stevie Wonder in the VIP section with the sparklers and bottle girls need to be ashamed cause I know you used Stevie card!
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Whoever had Stevie Wonder in the VIP section with the sparklers and bottle girls need to be ashamed cause I know you used Stevie card!
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LARRY SUMMERS: Can i just teach the chicks?
HARVARD: Thoughtful offer but no.
HARVARD: Thoughtful offer but no.
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
LARRY SUMMERS: Can i just teach the chicks?
HARVARD: Thoughtful offer but no.
HARVARD: Thoughtful offer but no.
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"All the newer guides in the United States are pay-to-play. Yet this fact is not loudly publicized...despite indicating that Michelin’s arrival has more to do with a city’s investment in tourism than its perceived prowess in eating out" slate.com/life/2025/11...
Restaurants in Boston and Philly Have Finally Gotten Some Michelin Stars. The Reason Why Should Give You a Stomach Ache.
This ever-expanding pay-to-play scheme needs to stop.
slate.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"All the newer guides in the United States are pay-to-play. Yet this fact is not loudly publicized...despite indicating that Michelin’s arrival has more to do with a city’s investment in tourism than its perceived prowess in eating out" slate.com/life/2025/11...
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i get it, you're infallible, but you don't have to be mean. please give the jersey back.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i get it, you're infallible, but you don't have to be mean. please give the jersey back.
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This is like one of those people who after 9/11 was convinced that al-Qaeda was coming for Spartanburg, SC next www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/enterta...
Bill Maher says it's a 'good time' for him to not tour amid political violence
Maher said he made a “great choice” to stop doing comedy tours, because he could “get shot” in the current political climate from anyone.
www.washingtonexaminer.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This is like one of those people who after 9/11 was convinced that al-Qaeda was coming for Spartanburg, SC next www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/enterta...
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Foxy Brown's verse on "Affirmative Action"
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Foxy Brown's verse on "Affirmative Action"
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The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
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It's Pilgrim Kobe, no contest:
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It's Pilgrim Kobe, no contest:
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Lots of good answers to this but it’s so obviously The Boys of Soccer
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Lots of good answers to this but it’s so obviously The Boys of Soccer