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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop
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"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: https://www.theravencroft.com | Data: https://farnsworth-institute.org/ | Pictures: https://www.instagram.com/thomas.of.ravens/
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Why, did he do something wrong
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Fun fact: Edmund Fitzgerald was a founding partner of the Milwaukee Brewers. The freighter as named for his father.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Got a player who can't always make it reliably? Well, now there's a class where their absence is a feature. Sort of.

wayspell.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
The Leaper
Every Table has that one friend who wants to play, and we want them to play, but their awful schedule makes committing to anything nearly im...
wayspell.blogspot.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Joyce Carol Oathes is owning Musk so hard i just assume she is hearing the old FPS announcers voice going "HOLY SHIT" when she posts
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Watched a youtube video where they talk about a reddit post where a guy got left at the altar for using chatgpt to write his wedding vows. Said guy saw the video too and made an update post that amounted to "flowers and chocolate didn't work. She left me. Hope you're all happy."
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Canada lost its official measles elimination status after a year of continuous transmission
The Americas Are No Longer Officially Measles-Free
Canada lost its official measles elimination status after a year of continuous transmission
www.scientificamerican.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
if anyone wants a good podcast on the Edmund Fitzgerald. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jk-...
The 50th Anniversary of the Sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald with Mark Sprang
YouTube video by Ship History
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I am thinking that sports embracing gambling may have some downsides. Use HOTTAKE50 for 500 dollars in free bets at DraftKings. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Guardians' Clase, Ortiz indicted for pitch rigging
Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted on a host of charges related to an alleged scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz is in custody.
www.espn.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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sort of incredible to read a review that doesn't just made a vague nod at AI being bad, but actively reckons with the ways in which falling obsessively to AI usage actively obliterates the artistic intent and integrity of the work you've made.
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It's Edmund Firzgerald day. O7
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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[Sources] Instead of selling off a 10% stake in their new business offshoot to private equity, the Big Ten has accidentally sold Purdue.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Hearing this: Go Birds
a football player with the number 55 on his jersey celebrates
ALT: a football player with the number 55 on his jersey celebrates
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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son brought home a pinto bean plant from school last spring. it yielded one (1) bean, which we planted. *that* plant yielded ... one (1) bean, which we have also planted. Five months of cultivation has yielded two beans. anyway, you were saying something about "grow your own food"
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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You can own this Tiffany-style Taco Bell desk lamp for $1,999.99 USD.

www.ebay.com/itm/15733876...
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Agree.

Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."

This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”

-Ta-Nehisi Coates
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM