Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop
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"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: https://www.theravencroft.com | Data: https://farnsworth-institute.org/ | Pictures: https://www.instagram.com/thomas.of.ravens/
Apparently there's ads running about how he does SO read actually that have mysteriously popped up lmao
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Apparently there's ads running about how he does SO read actually that have mysteriously popped up lmao
Enjoying the Mamdani Sign Generator.
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Enjoying the Mamdani Sign Generator.
Niners jersey and cap. (At one point i had the cap).
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Niners jersey and cap. (At one point i had the cap).
sent in my resume, i'm gonna run the guillotines.
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
sent in my resume, i'm gonna run the guillotines.
Now you are a baseball fan.
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Now you are a baseball fan.
As someone who has used the name "Dr. Kyle Farnsworth" for years, I am extremely pleased with this
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
As someone who has used the name "Dr. Kyle Farnsworth" for years, I am extremely pleased with this
“O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Max Verstappen.”
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Max Verstappen.”
If you don't want to hang out in a field on a lovely fall day and watch musketry and blacksmithing demos I don't think you know how to have a good time
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you don't want to hang out in a field on a lovely fall day and watch musketry and blacksmithing demos I don't think you know how to have a good time
I know how email marketing works trust me but i love vaguely menacing subjects. You've been in my apartment? Like, did you used to live here or...?
October 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I know how email marketing works trust me but i love vaguely menacing subjects. You've been in my apartment? Like, did you used to live here or...?
Many years ago I was in Borders (an indication of how many years ago) and I overheard a literal blue haired stereotype angrily talking into her phone like "does she know who I am in The Fandom?! Because The Fandom knows who i am". I like to think it keeps me clear of too intense nerd-adjacent spaces
October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Many years ago I was in Borders (an indication of how many years ago) and I overheard a literal blue haired stereotype angrily talking into her phone like "does she know who I am in The Fandom?! Because The Fandom knows who i am". I like to think it keeps me clear of too intense nerd-adjacent spaces
Got a standing desk at work and there is a cute chick in the office behind me who sits with her eyes right at ass level so now I have to stand like Stabler all the time
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Got a standing desk at work and there is a cute chick in the office behind me who sits with her eyes right at ass level so now I have to stand like Stabler all the time
Ska and pro wrestling are the only true forms of art. #mysterywrestling19
October 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ska and pro wrestling are the only true forms of art. #mysterywrestling19
i have always felt solidarity with the japanese emperor who had the first recorded cat in japan.
October 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i have always felt solidarity with the japanese emperor who had the first recorded cat in japan.
My culture is not a costume okay
October 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My culture is not a costume okay
Michael's apparently has gunpla Now making it even more hazardous to my wallet
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Michael's apparently has gunpla Now making it even more hazardous to my wallet
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing and it's an Iowa-class battleship, especially in her 80s configuration. Every girl loves 16 inch cannons AND the ability to launch cruise missiles. bsky.app/profile/seph...
October 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing and it's an Iowa-class battleship, especially in her 80s configuration. Every girl loves 16 inch cannons AND the ability to launch cruise missiles. bsky.app/profile/seph...