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MrCarter3
@mrcarter3.bsky.social
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I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude.
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · Nov 13
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
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itstorigalvin.bsky.social
Rewatching Hellboy movies. Ron Perlman will always be the best in this role.
December 21, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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ashleysays.bsky.social
Do you know how much funnier I would be if my iPhone didn’t autocorrect so many things
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
mrcarter3.bsky.social
It's too early for this shit...Me every freaking morning
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
mrcarter3.bsky.social
Me: That's a horrible idea

Also Me: What time??
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
mrcarter3.bsky.social
I play this fun game with myself where I stay up late binge on Netflix, and see if can function the next day
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Go away! <flirting>
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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ashhull.bsky.social
I loathe you! <slow wink>
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Im hyped up on sugar..outta my way bro.
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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ashhull.bsky.social
I think i may smile today. Gross!
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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ashhull.bsky.social
What have I missed..jk idgaf.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Advice..No. Opinion...You're doing it all wrong.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Changes my ringtone to porn background music.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Affectionately calls you dipshit.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
posting my nudes in amazon product reviews
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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toomanycommas.bsky.social
If she can tour a hot dog factory and still eat the samples afterwards, she's a keeper.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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porcelainsiren.bsky.social
i tried on a mood ring and it went plaid
May 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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runoldman.bsky.social
This is my crippling anxiety post. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
I just used my grandfather’s bench chisel to open a paint can. Anything goes. I sang a Sting song one octave down. Anything goes
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
Dating is just slowly revealing how horrible of a human being you are to one another
December 10, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
I saw the best minds of my generation

-Allen Ginsberg, brain surgeon
April 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
me: i’m such a flirt

danger: please stop
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM