MrCarter3
@mrcarter3.bsky.social
I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude.
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MrCarter3
@mrcarter3.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
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Bringing Rice Krispie treats to the Solstice Blood Sacrifice tomorrow
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bringing Rice Krispie treats to the Solstice Blood Sacrifice tomorrow
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This world needs more waltzes. And pie fights.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This world needs more waltzes. And pie fights.
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I’ll be quiet. Trying to curb my yappetite.
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’ll be quiet. Trying to curb my yappetite.
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He’s a 10 but is a peppermint patty fiend
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
He’s a 10 but is a peppermint patty fiend
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All I want 4 Christmas is divine retribution
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
All I want 4 Christmas is divine retribution
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You know what I don’t get. The NFL wants scoring and crazy awesome plays but yet it refs the games to discourage it because you need to go at least 5 yards and recite the alphabet before they call it a catch
December 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You know what I don’t get. The NFL wants scoring and crazy awesome plays but yet it refs the games to discourage it because you need to go at least 5 yards and recite the alphabet before they call it a catch
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My superpower is you telling me your name than me forgetting it mid conversation..
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My superpower is you telling me your name than me forgetting it mid conversation..
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Cooking with wine is a experience..After 6 glasses didn't even remember why the fuck I was even in kitchen
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Cooking with wine is a experience..After 6 glasses didn't even remember why the fuck I was even in kitchen
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I mean if I was a millionaire I'd definitely have a bookcase that turned into another room.. I'm boushy like that
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I mean if I was a millionaire I'd definitely have a bookcase that turned into another room.. I'm boushy like that
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Your in her DM's .. I'm using her bathroom bidet to clean my ass we aren't the same
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Your in her DM's .. I'm using her bathroom bidet to clean my ass we aren't the same
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No man has ever won a game of....."Notice anything different about me"???
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
No man has ever won a game of....."Notice anything different about me"???
No man has ever won a game of....."Notice anything different about me"???
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
No man has ever won a game of....."Notice anything different about me"???
Your in her DM's .. I'm using her bathroom bidet to clean my ass we aren't the same
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Your in her DM's .. I'm using her bathroom bidet to clean my ass we aren't the same
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Courtesy spritzing people in line with febreeze.
December 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Courtesy spritzing people in line with febreeze.
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That disappointed look my dog gives me when I'm late giving him his meal. I've been shamed.
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That disappointed look my dog gives me when I'm late giving him his meal. I've been shamed.
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I don't think I'm getting that Christmas miracle this year.
December 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I don't think I'm getting that Christmas miracle this year.
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Can't, warming my feet by watching the television fireplace channel.
December 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Can't, warming my feet by watching the television fireplace channel.
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I do this thing and reassure myself it’s okay when it’s not.
December 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I do this thing and reassure myself it’s okay when it’s not.
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Cat police officer carrying a spray bottle
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Cat police officer carrying a spray bottle
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the sluttiest thing a dog can do is not fix their flipped up ear
December 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the sluttiest thing a dog can do is not fix their flipped up ear
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When you wake up so out of it, you're not even sure what planet you're on.
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
When you wake up so out of it, you're not even sure what planet you're on.
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Love that Santa has a naughty list. Lil something for the freaks
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Love that Santa has a naughty list. Lil something for the freaks
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Always remember that you are capable of writing amazing posts.
You'll never do it, so always remember that too.
You'll never do it, so always remember that too.
December 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Always remember that you are capable of writing amazing posts.
You'll never do it, so always remember that too.
You'll never do it, so always remember that too.
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these are usually the times I show you Arlo, and that would have been better, but I am answering a lot of ppl asking "are you okay" without saying "I don't know, probably not" so anyway here's my guy- he's an angel who is making sure I'm okay
August 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
these are usually the times I show you Arlo, and that would have been better, but I am answering a lot of ppl asking "are you okay" without saying "I don't know, probably not" so anyway here's my guy- he's an angel who is making sure I'm okay
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I probably won't post about buttholes because you guys have that shit covered
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I probably won't post about buttholes because you guys have that shit covered