MrCarter3
@mrcarter3.bsky.social
I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude.
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MrCarter3
@mrcarter3.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
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Do you know how much funnier I would be if my iPhone didn’t autocorrect so many things
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Do you know how much funnier I would be if my iPhone didn’t autocorrect so many things
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if younger me had know older me would get so jazzed up over the perfect can opener younger me would have walked into traffic
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
if younger me had know older me would get so jazzed up over the perfect can opener younger me would have walked into traffic
It's too early for this shit...Me every freaking morning
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's too early for this shit...Me every freaking morning
Me: That's a horrible idea
Also Me: What time??
Also Me: What time??
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Me: That's a horrible idea
Also Me: What time??
Also Me: What time??
I play this fun game with myself where I stay up late binge on Netflix, and see if can function the next day
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I play this fun game with myself where I stay up late binge on Netflix, and see if can function the next day
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I loathe you! <slow wink>
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I loathe you! <slow wink>
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Im hyped up on sugar..outta my way bro.
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Im hyped up on sugar..outta my way bro.
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I think i may smile today. Gross!
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I think i may smile today. Gross!
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What have I missed..jk idgaf.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
What have I missed..jk idgaf.
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Advice..No. Opinion...You're doing it all wrong.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Advice..No. Opinion...You're doing it all wrong.
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Changes my ringtone to porn background music.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Changes my ringtone to porn background music.
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Affectionately calls you dipshit.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Affectionately calls you dipshit.
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posting my nudes in amazon product reviews
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
posting my nudes in amazon product reviews
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If she can tour a hot dog factory and still eat the samples afterwards, she's a keeper.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If she can tour a hot dog factory and still eat the samples afterwards, she's a keeper.
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Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
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i tried on a mood ring and it went plaid
May 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i tried on a mood ring and it went plaid
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This is my crippling anxiety post. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This is my crippling anxiety post. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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I just used my grandfather’s bench chisel to open a paint can. Anything goes. I sang a Sting song one octave down. Anything goes
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I just used my grandfather’s bench chisel to open a paint can. Anything goes. I sang a Sting song one octave down. Anything goes
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accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
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Dating is just slowly revealing how horrible of a human being you are to one another
December 10, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Dating is just slowly revealing how horrible of a human being you are to one another
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I saw the best minds of my generation
-Allen Ginsberg, brain surgeon
-Allen Ginsberg, brain surgeon
April 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I saw the best minds of my generation
-Allen Ginsberg, brain surgeon
-Allen Ginsberg, brain surgeon
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me: i’m such a flirt
danger: please stop
danger: please stop
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
me: i’m such a flirt
danger: please stop
danger: please stop
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Where’s the Bomb Charlie Brown
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Where’s the Bomb Charlie Brown