Mr Brightside
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Mr Brightside
@mrbrightside314.bsky.social
“They hate our beef because our beef is beautiful”
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Donald Trump’s America
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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"Is that what you meant by Big Beautiful Bill, Mr. President?"
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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"The golden age of jerks" (sound on)
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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-Oct 18, more than 7 million Americans stand up and stand together.

-Nov 4, millions of Dems turn out for landslide wins in VA, NJ, NY, CA, GA, many other places.

-Nov 9, eight "Dems" say "Oh, this nice Mike Johnson and Mr. Trump say they care about health. If they don't, well shame on them..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Opinion | Actually, don’t let them eat cake
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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This is a cold cut
Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I’m interested in hearing from the MAGA pastors about Trump’s statement tonight that he wants to refuse to release emergency funds set aside to feed the poor despite a court order because the govt needs to “remain liquid” in case he needs that money to fight a war.
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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He is an energy vampire
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor.

I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Read the whole transcript. Astonishing he’s president again. He’s so delusional and deranged.
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
100 Gland
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Sharties
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Bitterfingers
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I liked it better when 6-3 meant a groundout to Short rather than the death of American democracy.

#SCOTUS
June 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I was born at Children's Hospital in Washington D.C. in 1960, three years before this mook slipped suddenly head-first from his mom's well-worn womb on whatever truck lot she was laboring, thereby suffering the regrettable injury that has so burdened the rest of us ever since.
When idiot Ron Schneider was born in 1963, the infant mortality rate was 29/1,000. It is now close to 5/1,000. So, no, children were NOT healthier when he was a kid. And he was, clearly, dropped on his head.
October 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified
October 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Trump will sell pieces of the East Wing back to the donors as a parting gift. Like a reverse Berlin Wall.
It's this photo if you missed it, savaging the East Wing to make a vanity ballroom.
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I’m sure Clay enjoyed his college football Saturday
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Powerful sign at No Kings in Cleveland
October 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: But when the conditions are right, the Carson Beck will enter its molting phase, forcing every interception out of its body in one night and leaving it hauntingly vulnerable to predators.
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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You can't just call everyone you disagree with a Nazi

[receives a note]

Ok, I'm being informed they're praising Hitler. Hard to argue with you here
October 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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This is terrifying!

ICE breaks into this woman’s car in the pick-up line at West Loop Elementary school in Chicago and detains her before she can pick her kids up from school. (They were eventually let go after showing their documents)

This is Trump’s America.
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Holy crap. Trump will make the FCC crucify Jimmy Kimmel for this.
October 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
October 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Video taken one hour ago outside the Portland ICE facility of the violent insurrectionists in question
October 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM