Adam Gayord 🏈🦃🏒🥧
@authorgaylord.bsky.social
Writing, politics, & parenting. Please note the Oxford comma. Star Trek & Star Wars both rock. Sexism and racism both suck. Married. Dad. Biologist. He/Him.
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Sol of the Coliseum by Adam Gaylord (E-book) | Mirror World Publishing
Deep in the bowels of the Coliseum of the mighty Astrolian Empire, the orphan, Sol, is raised by a makeshift family of guards and fellow slaves to become the most famed Gladiator in all the land. Alon...
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To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of the release of my first novel, Sol of the Coliseum, Mirror World Publishing is offering a 30% discount on print and digital versions! Just enter "SOL10" at checkout! Good through 10/31!
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You can't be a trillionaire and be a good person.
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You can't be a trillionaire and be a good person.
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9yo: Today in art class we drew pictures for Veterans Day.
Me: What did you draw?
9yo: A triceratops driving a tank at a T-Rex.
Me: Perfect.
Me: What did you draw?
9yo: A triceratops driving a tank at a T-Rex.
Me: Perfect.
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
9yo: Today in art class we drew pictures for Veterans Day.
Me: What did you draw?
9yo: A triceratops driving a tank at a T-Rex.
Me: Perfect.
Me: What did you draw?
9yo: A triceratops driving a tank at a T-Rex.
Me: Perfect.
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Me: I found it! The neverending cup of coffee!
*10 minutes later*
Wife: WHO KEEPS DRINKING MY COFFEE
*10 minutes later*
Wife: WHO KEEPS DRINKING MY COFFEE
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Me: I found it! The neverending cup of coffee!
*10 minutes later*
Wife: WHO KEEPS DRINKING MY COFFEE
*10 minutes later*
Wife: WHO KEEPS DRINKING MY COFFEE
Just because a relationship ends doesn't mean it failed.
7. What is something everyone should know before getting into a relationship?
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Just because a relationship ends doesn't mean it failed.
9yo: Today in art class we drew pictures for Veterans Day.
Me: What did you draw?
9yo: A triceratops driving a tank at a T-Rex.
Me: Perfect.
Me: What did you draw?
9yo: A triceratops driving a tank at a T-Rex.
Me: Perfect.
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
9yo: Today in art class we drew pictures for Veterans Day.
Me: What did you draw?
9yo: A triceratops driving a tank at a T-Rex.
Me: Perfect.
Me: What did you draw?
9yo: A triceratops driving a tank at a T-Rex.
Me: Perfect.
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serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
Feeding kids is good, actually.
Colorado passes measure to raise taxes to fund school meals, NBC News projects. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Colorado passes measure to raise taxes to fund school meals
NBC News projects that Colorado voters have passed a ballot measure to limit tax deductions to fund the Healthy School Meals for All program, which lets
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November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Feeding kids is good, actually.
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
The Wokening
at this rate we're gonna hit Woke 3 by midnight
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The Wokening
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mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.
Good Dick will always triumph.
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Good Dick will always triumph.
At least we don't have to pretend to care about baseball again for another 11 months
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
At least we don't have to pretend to care about baseball again for another 11 months
I want to see Clayton Kershaw cry.
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I want to see Clayton Kershaw cry.
Me: I found it! The neverending cup of coffee!
*10 minutes later*
Wife: WHO KEEPS DRINKING MY COFFEE
*10 minutes later*
Wife: WHO KEEPS DRINKING MY COFFEE
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Me: I found it! The neverending cup of coffee!
*10 minutes later*
Wife: WHO KEEPS DRINKING MY COFFEE
*10 minutes later*
Wife: WHO KEEPS DRINKING MY COFFEE
Nobody gets out of childhood unscathed by their parents.
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nobody gets out of childhood unscathed by their parents.
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Oh look - the UK NHS says that the benefits of Hormone Replacement for Menopause outweigh the risks, which are low and had been over-stated:
Benefits and risks of hormone replacement therapy (HRT)
The benefits of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) usually outweigh the risks. Recent evidence says the risks of serious side effects are very low.
www.nhs.uk
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Oh look - the UK NHS says that the benefits of Hormone Replacement for Menopause outweigh the risks, which are low and had been over-stated:
Twas the night before Halloween
And all through the coven
All the witches were stirring
Their cauldrons a-bubblin
And all through the coven
All the witches were stirring
Their cauldrons a-bubblin
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Twas the night before Halloween
And all through the coven
All the witches were stirring
Their cauldrons a-bubblin
And all through the coven
All the witches were stirring
Their cauldrons a-bubblin
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Sharties
Sharties
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Bitterfingers
Bitterfingers
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Spittles
Spittles
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Sharties
Sharties
9yo doesn't know the Lord's prayer but can recite the “Any reproduction, accounts, or descriptions of the game without permission of the NFL is prohibited” word for word.
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
9yo doesn't know the Lord's prayer but can recite the “Any reproduction, accounts, or descriptions of the game without permission of the NFL is prohibited” word for word.
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Me: I need some social lubricant.
Wife: You're going down to the basement to play video games by yourself.
Me: I need some antisocial lubricant.
Wife: You're going down to the basement to play video games by yourself.
Me: I need some antisocial lubricant.
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Me: I need some social lubricant.
Wife: You're going down to the basement to play video games by yourself.
Me: I need some antisocial lubricant.
Wife: You're going down to the basement to play video games by yourself.
Me: I need some antisocial lubricant.
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bubbles in beer are called "head" and therefore beer is gay checkmate athiests
Bubbles in beer are masculine and working class but bubbles in anything else is effete and degenerate
October 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
bubbles in beer are called "head" and therefore beer is gay checkmate athiests
I want a pet raccoon.
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I want a pet raccoon.