Adam Gayord 🏈🦃🏒🥧
@authorgaylord.bsky.social
Writing, politics, & parenting. Please note the Oxford comma. Star Trek & Star Wars both rock. Sexism and racism both suck. Married. Dad. Biologist. He/Him.
Yeah but how do we feel about mustaches?
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Yeah but how do we feel about mustaches?
He wanted to build a White Castle but his aides misunderstood
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
He wanted to build a White Castle but his aides misunderstood
Didn't know Martin Luther looked like Ben Affleck.
October 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Didn't know Martin Luther looked like Ben Affleck.
The road is perilous. Take this.
October 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The road is perilous. Take this.
Not a bad lunch spot. Something about sitting on the tailgate of a truck makes PB&J even better.
October 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Not a bad lunch spot. Something about sitting on the tailgate of a truck makes PB&J even better.
Reskeet a frog to scare ICE
October 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Reskeet a frog to scare ICE
Here's a beautiful piece of fox street art to brighten your morning.
October 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Here's a beautiful piece of fox street art to brighten your morning.
I'm basically an Uber for praying mantises.
October 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm basically an Uber for praying mantises.
Roses are red
Spiderman's a hero
Spiderman's a hero
September 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Roses are red
Spiderman's a hero
Spiderman's a hero
Aspen leaves kinda look like stingrays pass it on.
September 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Aspen leaves kinda look like stingrays pass it on.
Sorry but it's the same guy.
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sorry but it's the same guy.
Back on my MTG nonsense.
September 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Back on my MTG nonsense.
