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siegfried sangfroid and his poltroon platoon
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9-1-1: 6-7
I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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the takeaway is that the entire media was so delighted at a lie by a serial fabulist who fucked her way through all of her sources and editors to get where she was that they ignored anything even vaguely revealing a public responsibility
i'm just hung up on "the entire media let itself get dogwalked into stabbing Democracy to death by a lady who was just doing it because she was hung up on RFK Jr.'s piss and breeding kinks", it's genuinely unbelievable to me

if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"daniel tiger did what? oh wow that's amazing honey, so exciting!"
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
ah the labcorp past due notice.

I am very familiar, except it's usually for like 2.03 and I forget to pay it because ADHD
Republicans facing voter ire over spiking health premiums are resurrecting one of their favorite ideas: give people power to pay for medical care on their own, with tax-free dollars in individual health savings accounts.
Why health savings accounts aren’t the fix Republicans hope for
The idea of sending cash directly into health savings accounts appeals to some Republicans after President Donald Trump demanded a solution that bypasses insurers.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Charlie Brown?
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
the cross around her neck… 🤌
Stop trying to make felch happen
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
anyone else’s “popular with friends” feed not refreshing? mine hasn’t changed since this morning.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
our society is being destroyed by amoral people who have no desires other than to be rich and/or famous.
dawg

it keeps getting worse the farther I read
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
target’s brand was wine mom walmart. they threw that away.
truly impressive how much Target’s success relied on Woke

turns out that’s all that really differentiated it from its competitors and when it gave customers a reason to go elsewhere they had no reason to come back
Target makes bold changes to keep customers from fleeing stores
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
wow i didn’t know journalists were allowed to make claims like this. the truth is unknowable!
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the fake tabloid story nuzzi wrote about herself sounds suspiciously like the actual profiles that have been published
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Words are not an expression of belief for Trump, they're a tool to manipulate others to his own ends.
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
living on a wooded lot, the leaves are a pain in the ass, but this more than makes up for it
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
just tried to explain olivia nuzzi to my not-very-online wife. “remember that reporter who had an affair with rfk jr?” … “no” … “shit, how long you got?”
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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my main issue with so many people In The News is why so many of them just wanted to be Famous. the how never really comes into it. writing should be one of those things you do because you have a mental illness only
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
looks like a bunch of places are closed/understaffed today. one of my normal lunch spots closed all its locations.
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Email just went out on my campus that the Immigration Goons ("federal immigration agents") will be in town (Raleigh).

Inter alia, it says,"International students, faculty and staff should carry evidence of their immigration status with them at all times."

The fuck kind of country are we living in?
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
bro you're not supposed to be with your lookalike in the same place at the same time
Torturing myself by watching Vance's Ole Miss q&a. Everyone got riled up about the hug, but look at this kid flashing a white power symbol and Vance guffawing.
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“the only thing we have to desire is desire itself” - FDRFK Nuzzi Jr
i think this may be the bit that broke me bc I am picturing her self-satisfied smirk at coming up with this and it is, honestly, making me die a little on the inside
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
this is sure to increase the value of my pressed penny collection
The US Mint has said that it will end the production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost-saving move
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“appearing to fall asleep” … fine, i get it… but “appearing to close his eyes”??? either his eyes or closed or they aren’t!
Trump repeatedly fell asleep during his criminal trial in New York last year. You may not have heard about it much because the media decided that Tim Walz retiring from the National Guard 20 years ago merited more prominent coverage
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
why are they always so shiny?

this looks like a 3d render without subsurface scattering. it's really weird.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM