lewd

bro…!!!!

this is why you play the drums, man… it’s okay

it hides the grays!

quiz show!

lol everyone knows you're wegovy walsh

guy who says “leff-tenant” has thoughts about norms of english pronunciation

a guy got up on stage at a trump rally right before election day and called puerto rico a floating island of trash

these are the same guys who say “tack-oh”, they believe all words should be beholden to the rules of English pronunciation

they made a whole damned daniel tiger book about this. and the automatic flushers. my kid is scared of those because one time it flushed while she was sitting on the toilet.

really awesome taking your preschooler into a bathroom with one of those, looking around for the paper towels, and realizing you’re coming out with wet pants.

I grew up in a turkey family, but my wife converted me to roast. I did Wellington last year, but imo the payoff isn't worth the effort. going back to prime rib this year and concentrating my energy on better sides.

people are still passing around that david french(?) airport restaurant double whiskey tweet as if was sincere.

rogue one is a video game posing as a movie. the plot only exists to connect action sequences.

i’m making double fried chicken wings. the first fry starts with cold oil. i was shocked at how much the oil level rose as it got hotter and the steam started expanding. started with the pot about 2/3 full. by time the oil hit 200F it was almost to the lip.

that really drove the point home for me.

so he was the milton of assassins?

i wonder which rock star (pics unrelated)

i don’t understand how autocorrect keeps getting worse