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siegfried sangfroid and his poltroon platoon
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they made a whole damned daniel tiger book about this. and the automatic flushers. my kid is scared of those because one time it flushed while she was sitting on the toilet.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i wonder which rock star (pics unrelated)
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
dawg

it keeps getting worse the farther I read
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
wow i didn’t know journalists were allowed to make claims like this. the truth is unknowable!
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
i want the “go away and leave us alone” plate!
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
luckily his wife is supportive
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
living on a wooded lot, the leaves are a pain in the ass, but this more than makes up for it
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
if this is true, this is a public high school
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
looks like a bunch of places are closed/understaffed today. one of my normal lunch spots closed all its locations.
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
his eyes look terrible lately. bloodshot & maybe even a bit jaundiced (hard to tell w/ the unnatural skin and teeth)
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
yeah, YIMBYs are the ones acting against their own financial interests, that’s the ticket
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this one is even worse
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
it's real. there are a few like this.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
trying to come up with a clever parody of this tweet re: Haussmann’s renovation of Paris, but i don’t have the juice.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
he reacts like a confused old man.

if this were Biden that part of the clip would be played over and over.
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
this place should have made the michelin guide. easily the best eastern NC style BBQ i’ve ever had. and the best mac and cheese. incredible.
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
syracuse lacrosse player, you say?
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
this is our history, this is our legacy as a nation
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
it's already been established in canon that she has a dismembered hand
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
to show just how quickly mainstream conservatives have degraded into nazism, this is a book that was published by a *fox news host* in *2022*.

it would be targeted for promoting multiculturalism today! they’d want it removed from libraries!
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
not even close. it would be about 8x the footprint of the white house proper (excluding the porticos)
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
most normal nc state fan
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM