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i'm sexy, i'm broke, and i have questions
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i don’t think i’ve had a solid other than sliced onions in like 48 hours
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
saw someone with my name turn it into a boy name the same way i do…. ive gaybossed too close to the sun
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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A dance that never ends #loz
July 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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nessie
October 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Terrifying.
October 29, 2023 at 12:41 AM
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I'm in.
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Pretty Things
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I think its genuinely a virtue to accept that you could be wrong about anything and kill the part of yourself that needs to always be seen as correct and smarter than others on any given topic
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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BREAKING: A court ordered the Department of Defense to stop censoring educational materials discussing race and gender in schools on military bases.

Books removed from the schools must be returned to the shelves immediately.
October 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Are you 18 or older with a fandom-related tattoo (or know someone who has one)? Please take 10 min to fill out this survey for my new book project on embodied fan identities and practices. Share widely! utexas.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_... Contact info: suzanne.scott@utexas.edu.
October 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
bluesky Hello
October 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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the various ears of ahsoka
February 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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crazy frog did not ring ding ding daa baa baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba wh-wha-what's going on-just for us to give up
October 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I think if you work for ICE you are probably not going to see heaven, but there is still time for redemption if you start breaking computers and amassing evidence to prosecute your coworkers en masse. Betraying your coworkers is, in fact, the least evil thing you could do now.
October 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh
October 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
the Thing about gardening is you’ve gotta sit outside long enough that the hot sun just feels Regular and THEN you can do labor. also u gotta get so high and then as soon as you get bored Boom there it is: the urge to Dig
October 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
getting on here to speak my truth. we should flash more fire trucks
October 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM