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it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history
February 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history
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it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.
January 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
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Could be that I just watched The Substance, but it reminded me of something I have always said: You won't ever catch me taking The Substance.
January 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Could be that I just watched The Substance, but it reminded me of something I have always said: You won't ever catch me taking The Substance.
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it is satisfyingly poetic that the richest man in the world wants nothing more than to be good at posting but sucks so bad at it. grimm’s fairy tale type shit. just need the last part of the tale to kick in though
January 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
it is satisfyingly poetic that the richest man in the world wants nothing more than to be good at posting but sucks so bad at it. grimm’s fairy tale type shit. just need the last part of the tale to kick in though
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I am merely a temporarily embarrassed oligarch
(experiencing misery caused by socioeconomic injustice) This is terrible! I must work hard so that someday perhaps I can be on the causing side
January 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I am merely a temporarily embarrassed oligarch
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Since I don’t have kids my dad energy goes into things like loving the flight map
December 20, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Since I don’t have kids my dad energy goes into things like loving the flight map
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i fucking hate the orbs so much. wish theyd fucking go away. i wish theyd go away & let our elected officials conduct Statesmanship in peace
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
i fucking hate the orbs so much. wish theyd fucking go away. i wish theyd go away & let our elected officials conduct Statesmanship in peace
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I would almost certainly just scroll past news of an alien invasion.
December 15, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I would almost certainly just scroll past news of an alien invasion.
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this place is doomed if the biggest shitheads are ostracized. It’s curtains for you if you don’t take that spam call. game over if you don’t step in that dog shit over there right this second
December 7, 2024 at 4:11 AM
this place is doomed if the biggest shitheads are ostracized. It’s curtains for you if you don’t take that spam call. game over if you don’t step in that dog shit over there right this second
Sure been listening to Bastille Day by Rush a lot lately!
December 7, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Sure been listening to Bastille Day by Rush a lot lately!
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It’s so interesting to see these urgent exhortations to reestablish decorum. I have not seen evidence of a “coarsening” of American society. If anything, the opposite: I’ve seen thousands of individuals asserting their humanity and protesting the indignity of the system UHC profits from.
December 6, 2024 at 1:21 PM
It’s so interesting to see these urgent exhortations to reestablish decorum. I have not seen evidence of a “coarsening” of American society. If anything, the opposite: I’ve seen thousands of individuals asserting their humanity and protesting the indignity of the system UHC profits from.
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Probably the best time in history to be a mathematician was around 600 BC when you could get rich just for discovering triangles
December 6, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Probably the best time in history to be a mathematician was around 600 BC when you could get rich just for discovering triangles
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I've been trying to focus on the things I can change and have found out my attitude isn't one
December 2, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I've been trying to focus on the things I can change and have found out my attitude isn't one
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“The shooting is being investigated as a possibly targeted hit, sources said”
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was killed in a Midtown shooting
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UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot in Midtown: sources
MIDTOWN, Manhattan (PIX11) – The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was killed in a Midtown shooting Wednesday morning, sources told PIX11 News. Brian Thompson, 50, was shot just before 7 a.m. near a hotel o…
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December 4, 2024 at 2:19 PM
“The shooting is being investigated as a possibly targeted hit, sources said”
What makes people earnestly care about what you care about?
December 4, 2024 at 1:51 AM
What makes people earnestly care about what you care about?
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fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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I got lost in a forest once and accidentally joined a Norwegian black metal band.
November 27, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I got lost in a forest once and accidentally joined a Norwegian black metal band.
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
One thing I don't hear enough about these days is hootin and hollerin
November 27, 2024 at 5:10 PM
One thing I don't hear enough about these days is hootin and hollerin
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Make it make sense.
November 24, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Make it make sense.