Mom Meh | Jillian
@mommehdearest.bsky.social
World’s Most Meh Mother
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Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe
February 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe
Just finished Elevation by @stephenking.bsky.social it was masterful
January 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Just finished Elevation by @stephenking.bsky.social it was masterful
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i hate filling out forms when i *have* to but when i don’t and i just see a random form in the wild you better give me a fucken pen and a stable writing surface lfg
January 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i hate filling out forms when i *have* to but when i don’t and i just see a random form in the wild you better give me a fucken pen and a stable writing surface lfg
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sons of bibliography
January 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
sons of bibliography
I just got an email that they closed schools tomorrow because of the impending snow storm so I told my 7yo that he if gives me $5 he doesn’t have to go to school tomorrow
January 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I just got an email that they closed schools tomorrow because of the impending snow storm so I told my 7yo that he if gives me $5 he doesn’t have to go to school tomorrow
Oh sweetie it isn’t just my bowels that are irritable
November 26, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Oh sweetie it isn’t just my bowels that are irritable
I think my neighbor is dating the guy who cuts her grass cause he’s always over there and I don’t think she needs her yard mowed every day unless she does if you know what I’m saying
November 22, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I think my neighbor is dating the guy who cuts her grass cause he’s always over there and I don’t think she needs her yard mowed every day unless she does if you know what I’m saying
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If you mean extremely sleepy looking, then hell yeah I have bedroom eyes.
November 22, 2024 at 1:00 PM
If you mean extremely sleepy looking, then hell yeah I have bedroom eyes.
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I yearn for the unadulterated bliss of being ignorant of current affairs
November 22, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I yearn for the unadulterated bliss of being ignorant of current affairs
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If this five dollar croissant doesn’t fix all my problems I’m gonna be pissed.
November 22, 2024 at 1:00 PM
If this five dollar croissant doesn’t fix all my problems I’m gonna be pissed.
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you're in his DMs i'm in his unauthorized biography. we are not the same
November 22, 2024 at 12:48 PM
you're in his DMs i'm in his unauthorized biography. we are not the same
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*fistbumps the bsky void*
a man in a black shirt and red shorts is standing next to a cat in a hallway
ALT: a man in a black shirt and red shorts is standing next to a cat in a hallway
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 1:33 PM
*fistbumps the bsky void*
I don’t get why people are so concerned about who uses what bathroom when we all have peed in nature’s gender neutral bathroom the ocean
November 20, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I don’t get why people are so concerned about who uses what bathroom when we all have peed in nature’s gender neutral bathroom the ocean
My love language is when my husband takes one or more of the kids with him when he runs errands
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
My love language is when my husband takes one or more of the kids with him when he runs errands
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Doomsday pepper spray, is this anything
November 5, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Doomsday pepper spray, is this anything
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a 25 year gap in my résumé that just says “poetry”
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
a 25 year gap in my résumé that just says “poetry”
My kid: “Mommy look! Look mommy! Mommy look at me! Look! Mommy!”
Me merging onto the highway at 70mph:
Me merging onto the highway at 70mph:
November 18, 2024 at 3:43 PM
My kid: “Mommy look! Look mommy! Mommy look at me! Look! Mommy!”
Me merging onto the highway at 70mph:
Me merging onto the highway at 70mph:
I really glad my doctor removed that big, dark mole on my leg and left an even bigger and darker scar in its place
November 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I really glad my doctor removed that big, dark mole on my leg and left an even bigger and darker scar in its place
Dental hygienist: When I stab you repeatedly in your gums with this razor sharp instrument they bleed. Do you know why that is?
Me, through the tears: Cause I’m a bad girl?
Me, through the tears: Cause I’m a bad girl?
November 14, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Dental hygienist: When I stab you repeatedly in your gums with this razor sharp instrument they bleed. Do you know why that is?
Me, through the tears: Cause I’m a bad girl?
Me, through the tears: Cause I’m a bad girl?
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Science. God's way of telling us he doesn't exist.
December 16, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Science. God's way of telling us he doesn't exist.
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I only do doggy style if I can bring my squeaky rubber chicken toy to chew on
July 13, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I only do doggy style if I can bring my squeaky rubber chicken toy to chew on
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kids: can I have a popsicle?
me: *eating a popsicle* no it’s 8am
me: *eating a popsicle* no it’s 8am
November 11, 2024 at 1:05 PM
kids: can I have a popsicle?
me: *eating a popsicle* no it’s 8am
me: *eating a popsicle* no it’s 8am