Matt
@mkm230.bsky.social
Planes. Motorcycles. Cars. Dogs. ‘n stuff. 🫠
https://bookwyrm.social/user/mkm230
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Why raise the debt limit by just $5 trillion when you came raise it by $900 thousand fajillion chachillion
July 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Why raise the debt limit by just $5 trillion when you came raise it by $900 thousand fajillion chachillion
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The “shop” is what some might call “clean.” If you blink, you might miss it! #woodworking #workshop
April 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The “shop” is what some might call “clean.” If you blink, you might miss it! #woodworking #workshop
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[Werner Herzog voice] Your call will be answered in random order. The universe is just particles in constant motion
March 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
[Werner Herzog voice] Your call will be answered in random order. The universe is just particles in constant motion
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DEM VOTER: What have you actually DONE to stop this insanity and save democracy?
DEMS: Well, basically, nothing of consequence. But we did add some fins to lower wind resistance. And this racing stripe we feel is pretty sharp.
DEMS: Well, basically, nothing of consequence. But we did add some fins to lower wind resistance. And this racing stripe we feel is pretty sharp.
March 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
DEM VOTER: What have you actually DONE to stop this insanity and save democracy?
DEMS: Well, basically, nothing of consequence. But we did add some fins to lower wind resistance. And this racing stripe we feel is pretty sharp.
DEMS: Well, basically, nothing of consequence. But we did add some fins to lower wind resistance. And this racing stripe we feel is pretty sharp.
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"that's crazy"
"oh wow"
"nice"
if you hear all three, it's time to 𝘸𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱
"oh wow"
"nice"
if you hear all three, it's time to 𝘸𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱
March 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"that's crazy"
"oh wow"
"nice"
if you hear all three, it's time to 𝘸𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱
"oh wow"
"nice"
if you hear all three, it's time to 𝘸𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱
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*NPC standing still for 5 mins doing absolutely nothing*
Me: *Goes to talk to the npc*
NPC: Can’t you see I’m extremely busy?!?
Me: *Goes to talk to the npc*
NPC: Can’t you see I’m extremely busy?!?
March 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
*NPC standing still for 5 mins doing absolutely nothing*
Me: *Goes to talk to the npc*
NPC: Can’t you see I’m extremely busy?!?
Me: *Goes to talk to the npc*
NPC: Can’t you see I’m extremely busy?!?
I don’t have too much tea. Nope. Certainly not.
March 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I don’t have too much tea. Nope. Certainly not.
I know of another frequent visitor to the White House that never wears a suit. But he’s a billionaire with the president’s balls in a vice, so that’s fine.
March 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I know of another frequent visitor to the White House that never wears a suit. But he’s a billionaire with the president’s balls in a vice, so that’s fine.
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I have airport disease.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
February 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I have airport disease.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
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When I'm liking everyone's posts but not replying or making my own posts
February 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
When I'm liking everyone's posts but not replying or making my own posts
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
February 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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from @queerchameleon.bsky.social (I think!)
February 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
from @queerchameleon.bsky.social (I think!)
Revisiting a lot of late 80s/early 90s stuff I had completely forgotten about. This song. Man. Elton John never stopped bringing it.
Sacrifice
Elton John · Sleeping With The Past (Remastered with bonus tracks) · Song · 1989
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February 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Revisiting a lot of late 80s/early 90s stuff I had completely forgotten about. This song. Man. Elton John never stopped bringing it.
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fixed social media yw everyone
February 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
fixed social media yw everyone
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Keeps spare change in one of my car's beverage holders for parking meters years old
February 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Keeps spare change in one of my car's beverage holders for parking meters years old
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“THE YOGURT HAD MY GOD DAMN NAME ON IT, MARGARET.”
February 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“THE YOGURT HAD MY GOD DAMN NAME ON IT, MARGARET.”
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how come people don't make crop circles from aliens anymore
February 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
how come people don't make crop circles from aliens anymore
Am I being judged? I feel like I’m being judged.
February 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Am I being judged? I feel like I’m being judged.
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your outie has 16.4k followers on a niche microblogging platform
February 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
your outie has 16.4k followers on a niche microblogging platform
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my two year old this morning, thru teary eyes “but father, doesn’t it feel odd to celebrate president’s day in the midst of fascist takeover by that very office to destroy that very office?”
i could only force a smile and hold her hand “it’s for the mattresses, sweetie. it’s always the mattresses”
i could only force a smile and hold her hand “it’s for the mattresses, sweetie. it’s always the mattresses”
February 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
my two year old this morning, thru teary eyes “but father, doesn’t it feel odd to celebrate president’s day in the midst of fascist takeover by that very office to destroy that very office?”
i could only force a smile and hold her hand “it’s for the mattresses, sweetie. it’s always the mattresses”
i could only force a smile and hold her hand “it’s for the mattresses, sweetie. it’s always the mattresses”
Small project done! Little corner shelf for the radio and Tidbyt in the kitchen. Has a little pull out drawer underneath. #woodworking
February 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Small project done! Little corner shelf for the radio and Tidbyt in the kitchen. Has a little pull out drawer underneath. #woodworking