Mr. Lonelyhearts
@misterlonelyhearts.bsky.social
Wordist w. big screen ambitions ✍🏼 reformed energy vampire 🧛🏻 aspiring male goddess 🫶 chief celebrant at Lonelyheartschapel.com 💒 where you’ll find (fan)fiction, verse, book/movie obsessions & diary entries I should probably keep private. ♉️ #bpd 🌈 #sober ✊🏼
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My statement on January 6:
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
My statement on January 6:
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on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
five golden rings
(but they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made)
five golden rings
(but they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made)
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
five golden rings
(but they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made)
five golden rings
(but they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made)
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You will have a good day. That’s a threat.
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
You will have a good day. That’s a threat.
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did people in other historical eras have to avoid the news for mental health
December 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
did people in other historical eras have to avoid the news for mental health
Just realized I’m watching Sleepless in Seattle for the first time, and it’s bc I can’t sleep. . . Life really is just a trap we set for ourselves, huh?
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Just realized I’m watching Sleepless in Seattle for the first time, and it’s bc I can’t sleep. . . Life really is just a trap we set for ourselves, huh?
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Ted Cruz: "Jasmine Crockett said every Hispanic in Texas who voted for Trump has a slave mentality — Well, I happily voted for Trump"
Rafael with the self own
Rafael with the self own
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ted Cruz: "Jasmine Crockett said every Hispanic in Texas who voted for Trump has a slave mentality — Well, I happily voted for Trump"
Rafael with the self own
Rafael with the self own
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doing crafts with toddlers aka my middle manager says I am doing my project wrong, proceeds to ruin it beyond recognition, and then says it’s all my fault
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
doing crafts with toddlers aka my middle manager says I am doing my project wrong, proceeds to ruin it beyond recognition, and then says it’s all my fault
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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I named my fists Infinite and Jest because most people just give up before they even start with me.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I named my fists Infinite and Jest because most people just give up before they even start with me.
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Even at its best, our justice system is the equivalent of “capture all the pawns” as a chess strategy.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Even at its best, our justice system is the equivalent of “capture all the pawns” as a chess strategy.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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You know, at least this year I've had a strong list of films I liked. A year with Sinners, Companion, KPDH, Black Bag, Predator: Badlands, Thunderbolts, and Superman is a strong year and I still have Blue Moon, Rental Family, Sentimental Value and Frankenstein to watch.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You know, at least this year I've had a strong list of films I liked. A year with Sinners, Companion, KPDH, Black Bag, Predator: Badlands, Thunderbolts, and Superman is a strong year and I still have Blue Moon, Rental Family, Sentimental Value and Frankenstein to watch.
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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Today is the first day of the rest of whatever holding pattern I am in.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Today is the first day of the rest of whatever holding pattern I am in.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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It's crazy the original Star Trek never showed six people sitting around a table, not talking, playing with their tricorders.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It's crazy the original Star Trek never showed six people sitting around a table, not talking, playing with their tricorders.
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I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
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Election Day in America feels like waiting for STD test results.
November 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Election Day in America feels like waiting for STD test results.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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My advice to younger people: you will wish you had just shut up way more times than you will wish you had said something.
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My advice to younger people: you will wish you had just shut up way more times than you will wish you had said something.
Only ‘Solar Opposites’ could drop a Diane Keaton fart joke on the day of her death— then not compel me to feel so much as a shred of distaste or indignance on her behalf; and I can’t quite put my finger on what uniquely positions this program so. But they’ll both be missed. 🕯️
October 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Only ‘Solar Opposites’ could drop a Diane Keaton fart joke on the day of her death— then not compel me to feel so much as a shred of distaste or indignance on her behalf; and I can’t quite put my finger on what uniquely positions this program so. But they’ll both be missed. 🕯️