Ash Dylan
@ashdylan.bsky.social
writer, reader of romance | he/him
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Ash Dylan
@ashdylan.bsky.social
· May 18
My "romance novel comes to life and eats out a reader" romance is available wide!
Get NOT LIKE OTHER ROMANCE NOVELS wherever fine books are sold.
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America definitely deserves the gold medal in going downhill
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
America definitely deserves the gold medal in going downhill
How to write a book with A.I.
1. Don’t
1. Don’t
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
How to write a book with A.I.
1. Don’t
1. Don’t
what if you went to the Olympics to boo JD Vance and you were double booked in a hotel with someone who also came to boo JD Vance and there was only one bed and as you both booed him everywhere he went you fell in love FOR REAL???
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
what if you went to the Olympics to boo JD Vance and you were double booked in a hotel with someone who also came to boo JD Vance and there was only one bed and as you both booed him everywhere he went you fell in love FOR REAL???
a DREAMING OF YOU sequel where Derek Craven helps Sara Fielding investigate a corrupt billionaire who bought a newspaper and ruined its coverage and closed its books section
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
a DREAMING OF YOU sequel where Derek Craven helps Sara Fielding investigate a corrupt billionaire who bought a newspaper and ruined its coverage and closed its books section
ICE should be closed for two years so it can be destroyed
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
ICE should be closed for two years so it can be destroyed
wrong actor from Home Alone 2
January 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
wrong actor from Home Alone 2
It’s the First Amendment. The first one. I know they hate to read but it’s the first fucking one.
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It’s the First Amendment. The first one. I know they hate to read but it’s the first fucking one.
Elizabeth,
Unlike MELANIA, I’ll be coming to your opening.
Darcy
Unlike MELANIA, I’ll be coming to your opening.
Darcy
January 29, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Elizabeth,
Unlike MELANIA, I’ll be coming to your opening.
Darcy
Unlike MELANIA, I’ll be coming to your opening.
Darcy
until “demoted” means “incarcerated” it’s not enough
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 AM
until “demoted” means “incarcerated” it’s not enough
“only criminals carry guns on our streets”
ICE carry guns on our streets. arrest them all.
ICE carry guns on our streets. arrest them all.
January 25, 2026 at 1:12 PM
“only criminals carry guns on our streets”
ICE carry guns on our streets. arrest them all.
ICE carry guns on our streets. arrest them all.
Every single person protesting in Minnesota has done more good today than the President has done his entire life.
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Every single person protesting in Minnesota has done more good today than the President has done his entire life.
I’ve updated my terms of service with America. The President has to resign before I’ll go on.
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I’ve updated my terms of service with America. The President has to resign before I’ll go on.
Elizabeth,
You said no to my marriage proposal.
But do we at least have the framework of a deal to do it in my carriage?
The concept of a plan to do it in my carriage?
Let me know.
Darcy
You said no to my marriage proposal.
But do we at least have the framework of a deal to do it in my carriage?
The concept of a plan to do it in my carriage?
Let me know.
Darcy
January 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Elizabeth,
You said no to my marriage proposal.
But do we at least have the framework of a deal to do it in my carriage?
The concept of a plan to do it in my carriage?
Let me know.
Darcy
You said no to my marriage proposal.
But do we at least have the framework of a deal to do it in my carriage?
The concept of a plan to do it in my carriage?
Let me know.
Darcy
we’re only the hottest country in the world in the hot potato sense, like everyone wants to drop us
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM
we’re only the hottest country in the world in the hot potato sense, like everyone wants to drop us
Elizabeth,
Are we people who want to fight American imperialism?
Because we should come together.
Darcy
Are we people who want to fight American imperialism?
Because we should come together.
Darcy
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Elizabeth,
Are we people who want to fight American imperialism?
Because we should come together.
Darcy
Are we people who want to fight American imperialism?
Because we should come together.
Darcy
he’s like a reverse Franz Ferdinand because it would prevent a world war, not start one
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
he’s like a reverse Franz Ferdinand because it would prevent a world war, not start one
At zero dark thirty, the Nobel Prize slipped out of its case and spoke into its headset. “I’m in.”
The voice on the other line said, “You know the mission.”
“For God and country,” the Nobel Prize said, and it crept down the hall.
The voice on the other line said, “You know the mission.”
“For God and country,” the Nobel Prize said, and it crept down the hall.
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
At zero dark thirty, the Nobel Prize slipped out of its case and spoke into its headset. “I’m in.”
The voice on the other line said, “You know the mission.”
“For God and country,” the Nobel Prize said, and it crept down the hall.
The voice on the other line said, “You know the mission.”
“For God and country,” the Nobel Prize said, and it crept down the hall.
If you bomb the Louvre until an employee gives you the Mona Lisa so you can make them the new head of the Louvre, that doesn’t mean you painted the Mona Lisa.
January 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
If you bomb the Louvre until an employee gives you the Mona Lisa so you can make them the new head of the Louvre, that doesn’t mean you painted the Mona Lisa.
(sitting down for coffee with an ICE agent) will you drink the coffee in front of you, or in front of me? the game has begun
January 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
(sitting down for coffee with an ICE agent) will you drink the coffee in front of you, or in front of me? the game has begun
want to write a sentient object romance about hockey equipment called Tonight I’m Puckin’ You
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
want to write a sentient object romance about hockey equipment called Tonight I’m Puckin’ You
what if an assassin went undercover on a hockey team and fell in love with a player and it was called Marry, Puck, Kill
January 10, 2026 at 8:38 PM
what if an assassin went undercover on a hockey team and fell in love with a player and it was called Marry, Puck, Kill
Every ICE officer let the murderer leave without arresting him. They’re not there to enforce laws. They’re there to terrorize.
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Every ICE officer let the murderer leave without arresting him. They’re not there to enforce laws. They’re there to terrorize.
not religious but I hope there’s a hell for them
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
not religious but I hope there’s a hell for them
imagine calling ICE officers “people”
January 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
imagine calling ICE officers “people”