Joe Colacrai
@ageofuprising.bsky.social
Walt Disney Imagineer, Singer/Songwriter, Aspiring Author
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Joe Colacrai
@ageofuprising.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Hello, new followers!
I'm Joe. I'm a mechanical designer for Disney and an aspiring author.
The book series I'm working on is called "Age of Uprising."
In my spare time I'm a singer/songwriter/guitarist.
In my past life I pursued the visual arts, sculpting, costuming, etc.
Nice to meet you all!
I'm Joe. I'm a mechanical designer for Disney and an aspiring author.
The book series I'm working on is called "Age of Uprising."
In my spare time I'm a singer/songwriter/guitarist.
In my past life I pursued the visual arts, sculpting, costuming, etc.
Nice to meet you all!
Cumin is an underrated spice.
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Cumin is an underrated spice.
Tagline for my book:
Try this one on for sighs.
Try this one on for sighs.
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tagline for my book:
Try this one on for sighs.
Try this one on for sighs.
This morning I have already:
1. Gotten chewed out for a design.
2. Made decaf by accident.
3. Used artificial sweetener by accident.
4. Spilled coffee everywhere.
5. Had a bad typo pointed out to me.
And the morning's still young!
1. Gotten chewed out for a design.
2. Made decaf by accident.
3. Used artificial sweetener by accident.
4. Spilled coffee everywhere.
5. Had a bad typo pointed out to me.
And the morning's still young!
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This morning I have already:
1. Gotten chewed out for a design.
2. Made decaf by accident.
3. Used artificial sweetener by accident.
4. Spilled coffee everywhere.
5. Had a bad typo pointed out to me.
And the morning's still young!
1. Gotten chewed out for a design.
2. Made decaf by accident.
3. Used artificial sweetener by accident.
4. Spilled coffee everywhere.
5. Had a bad typo pointed out to me.
And the morning's still young!
Where's my $1,776 Peace Bucks?
December 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Where's my $1,776 Peace Bucks?
Writers conventions should be held at night in high schools to give people nightmares.
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Writers conventions should be held at night in high schools to give people nightmares.
At least we can all take solace in the fact that I'll never write a romance novel.*
*except maybe with Muppets.
*except maybe with Muppets.
December 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
At least we can all take solace in the fact that I'll never write a romance novel.*
*except maybe with Muppets.
*except maybe with Muppets.
Aliens come to Earth, take a quick look around, then without saying a word, leave, unfriend us, and lose our number.
That's the whole movie.
That's the whole movie.
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Aliens come to Earth, take a quick look around, then without saying a word, leave, unfriend us, and lose our number.
That's the whole movie.
That's the whole movie.
"Hurry, Marty! We've gotta go back in time to fix the internet."
What would you do? 🤔
What would you do? 🤔
December 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"Hurry, Marty! We've gotta go back in time to fix the internet."
What would you do? 🤔
What would you do? 🤔
For those who celebrate, are you in the Christmas spirit?
I think I am more this year than I have been for the last few; and for the life of me, I don't know why.
Pesky joy. 🕺
I think I am more this year than I have been for the last few; and for the life of me, I don't know why.
Pesky joy. 🕺
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
For those who celebrate, are you in the Christmas spirit?
I think I am more this year than I have been for the last few; and for the life of me, I don't know why.
Pesky joy. 🕺
I think I am more this year than I have been for the last few; and for the life of me, I don't know why.
Pesky joy. 🕺
Isn't it peaceful? Can't you just feel the peacey peace mcpeacenstein from the peacey peace president?
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Isn't it peaceful? Can't you just feel the peacey peace mcpeacenstein from the peacey peace president?
I'm so used to having to close doors quietly around here, sometimes I do it when I don't have to, and I feel like I should lose points.
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'm so used to having to close doors quietly around here, sometimes I do it when I don't have to, and I feel like I should lose points.
If you were a vampire, how long would you go before you finally learned algebra?
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you were a vampire, how long would you go before you finally learned algebra?
I saw Tron in the theater as a kid, and I've been scared of triangles ever since.
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I saw Tron in the theater as a kid, and I've been scared of triangles ever since.
Sorry, I wasn't waving at you. I was anticipating spiderwebs.
December 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sorry, I wasn't waving at you. I was anticipating spiderwebs.
I wouldn't be surprised if someday the capybara said, "'Sup, dude?" when you walked into the room.
a cat and a capybara are sitting next to each other on a roller coaster
Alt: a cat and a capybara are sitting next to each other.
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if someday the capybara said, "'Sup, dude?" when you walked into the room.
Saw The Shining on the big screen for the first time. Highly recommend. You really get a sense of scale and get to see exactly what Kubrick was going for. Absolute master of the craft.
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Saw The Shining on the big screen for the first time. Highly recommend. You really get a sense of scale and get to see exactly what Kubrick was going for. Absolute master of the craft.
Back in the day, when I used to go to Home Depot...
That's it. That's the story.
That's it. That's the story.
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Back in the day, when I used to go to Home Depot...
That's it. That's the story.
That's it. That's the story.
I grabbed lunch. I can't wait to see how the president makes that about himself too.
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I grabbed lunch. I can't wait to see how the president makes that about himself too.
"If I'm being honest..."
I think this phrase is one of the most revealing indications of a sick society. Leading off every conversation with the possibility that you might not be honest is a sad state of affairs, imo.
And I'm a cynical fuck, so take heed!
I think this phrase is one of the most revealing indications of a sick society. Leading off every conversation with the possibility that you might not be honest is a sad state of affairs, imo.
And I'm a cynical fuck, so take heed!
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"If I'm being honest..."
I think this phrase is one of the most revealing indications of a sick society. Leading off every conversation with the possibility that you might not be honest is a sad state of affairs, imo.
And I'm a cynical fuck, so take heed!
I think this phrase is one of the most revealing indications of a sick society. Leading off every conversation with the possibility that you might not be honest is a sad state of affairs, imo.
And I'm a cynical fuck, so take heed!
Scientists: "We just discovered that birds are conscious!"
Bird owners, bird lovers, and anyone who's ever interacted with a bird: "Yeah, um...we know." 🤷
Bird owners, bird lovers, and anyone who's ever interacted with a bird: "Yeah, um...we know." 🤷
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Scientists: "We just discovered that birds are conscious!"
Bird owners, bird lovers, and anyone who's ever interacted with a bird: "Yeah, um...we know." 🤷
Bird owners, bird lovers, and anyone who's ever interacted with a bird: "Yeah, um...we know." 🤷
The only thing that's shocking to me is that his supporters don't ever tire of his narcissism. I mean, aren't you exhausted? I'm exhausted. We're all exhausted.
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The only thing that's shocking to me is that his supporters don't ever tire of his narcissism. I mean, aren't you exhausted? I'm exhausted. We're all exhausted.
Maybe tomorrow the world will implode.
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Maybe tomorrow the world will implode.
How I'm gonna be at work on Monday:
a man with curly hair is smiling for the camera while wearing a white shirt .
Alt: Joaquin Phoenix Joker desperate smile.
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
How I'm gonna be at work on Monday:
RIP Rob Reiner. Holy fucking shitballs. 😢
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
RIP Rob Reiner. Holy fucking shitballs. 😢