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Can we do this yet
Get that fuckin guy outta there
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
We need the peoples' OS
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm so old I remember when the worst advice a toy gave was "math is hard"
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
there's a CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE!!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ah yes all my favorite brands
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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happy international mens day to this guy
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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incredibly funny for conservatives to react to Mamdani getting elected with “looks like we forgot 9/11”, and then a week later having Trump parade the Saudis around the White House
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Saw some gig posters using Ai and that’s no good. Gig posters are a lot of artists first gig, they’re fucking with the ecosystem of students getting £20 so I’m making stickers because thermal label printers are our cheapest propaganda tool
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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My most radical take on religion is that the concept of a church should not be a whole bunch of multi-level marketing schemes in a frock
Leave it to Mormons to create a tech version of a circle jerk
Young Mormons Built an App to Help Men Quit Gooning

"At a certain point, you enter what I can really only describe as a trance state. I plan a session for when I have no responsibilities and devote that time to my own enjoyment" — Josh, a gooner from Arizona

www.wired.com/story/young-...
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Candace is the hero of Phineas and Ferb because she’s trying to bust those little fuckers before they build the Torment Nexus
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You got any games on your phone?
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Our only sale of the year STARTS NOW!

🤝 50% off 1 YEAR of Means TV
🤝 25% off the entire Means Workwear store

fuckcapitalism.net
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Chace Verity's Christmas Chsale! 50% off books!

Spouse's car died unexpectedly. We need a new car and will be ok on the car front! But I look forward to buying Christmas gifts for the whole family every year, and I now won't have the funds for it.

Unless *you* can help!

itch.io/s/167653/cha...
Chace Verity's Christmas Chsale by Chace Verity
A bundle by Chace Verity, $17.00 for 17 games
itch.io
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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suddenly seeing a lot of jealous posts from fake ppl acting like they wouldn't fuck 2 really nasty leathery old men..
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Saw a lil bug outside trying to creep underneath the siding to stay warm. Me too, bug
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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florid horse girl middle school erotic fanfic celebrating a guy who looks like walking meatloaf and had a worm in his brain is simply beyond my tolerances, friends
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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from this wagon circling around nuzzi to the epstein stuff, a major lesson right now is that meritocracy is a classic Big Lie.

there isn't actually a process of benevolent gatekeeping making sure that the best rise to the top, there's just cliques of creeps squatting on the levers of power.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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garfield was right about mondays .
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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ask not for hoobastank; bastank for thee
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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While the US media is apparently trying to make Olivia Nuzzi happen, the Guardian takes a deep dive into Musk's latest project and discovers it advocates for/espouses every racist theory of the past 50 years. Yes, even the Fourteen Words and the Turner Diaries.

Musk is a literal Nazi.
White nationalist talking points and racial pseudoscience: welcome to Elon Musk’s Grokipedia
World’s richest person wanted to ‘purge’ propaganda from Wikipedia, so he created a compendium of racist disinformation
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Normal people: The Trump administration has been an unmitigated disaster. These freaks and their supporters must be prosecuted and driven from public life
The Democrats: Labor unions are Hamas
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM