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MissFruityPie @missfruitypie.bsky.social · Nov 6
If you want (or might want) to be un-pregnant, check out PlanCPills.org
PLAN C: Abortion pills by mail in every state
Plan C is an information resource for self-managed, at-home abortion with pills. Learn how people in the U.S. are accessing abortion pill options online.
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garf marine (no, i don’t like drawing hands and feet, they suck)
a rough drawing of a large armored body with a garfield head
February 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
missfruitypie.bsky.social
about to do some crymaxxing
February 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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theonion.com
Kim Jong-Un Selects Teen Daughter As North Korea’s Next Leader https://theonion.com/kim-jong-un-selects-teen-daughter-as-north-koreas-next-leader/
“Four interviews and this is how I find out they went with someone internal?” Ian Vaske, Motorcycle Polisher
February 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
missfruitypie.bsky.social
I keep refreshing the tracking page like it's gonna make these l-theanine gummies get here faster
February 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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caulimovirus.bsky.social
you don’t need ai to show you video of Smooth Operator as sung by Kermit the Frog. you can just use your imagination to do that. and you will use your imagination to do that. you’re doing it right now. you can hear his voice in your head. he’s hitting all the notes. diamond life, indeed.
February 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
missfruitypie.bsky.social
The thing about the dot com bust is that pets really CAN'T drive
February 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
missfruitypie.bsky.social
Today's mood
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5688...
Major Depression by kthorjensen
Express your diagnosis with WordArt
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February 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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fatseanlives.bsky.social
ballsquishdaballs goddamn goddamn itchy itchy
February 17, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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jonbenet-rumsfeld.bsky.social
this lemon party reboot sucks
slclunk.com Jordan @slclunk.com · 1d
I’m going to start drinking seed oil straight from the bottle
Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy I've teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.
February 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
missfruitypie.bsky.social
nobody's talking about the Blockchain any more
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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skepchick.org
this is exactly like when I was 7 and someone told me I could read books and "earn" personal pan pizzas. You dumb bitch I wanted to do that anyway and now I get free pizzas.
February 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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yuzupool.bsky.social
its so funny to see the tangible effect of having pockets of sunlight and momentary warmth in winter refilling everyone's vitamin D loss in the PNW. straight up saw a homie dancing by the park fountains and he was RIGHT to be doing it
February 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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callmesmols.bsky.social
anyways my hatred for the pedophile predatory class continues unabated while my love for humanity as a whole remains untainted and strengthens me.
February 15, 2026 at 10:03 PM
missfruitypie.bsky.social
I have so much to do, and so little will to accomplish any of it
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
missfruitypie.bsky.social
🤡 💩
February 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
child, you know not what forces you trifle with; I have lived for countless decades and cannot be maxxed or mogged on
February 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
missfruitypie.bsky.social
Am I having a stroke
February 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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flangy.bsky.social
Castlevania: Lower Back Pain
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 6d
The Castlevania series turns 40 this year, and Konami has announced a new 2D game to celebrate the occasion. https://bit.ly/466qUOD
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
missfruitypie.bsky.social
Furbybubu. Is this anything
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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mcapriglioneart.bsky.social
Rosemary says EAT THE RICH!

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Preview of a sticker of a cartoon gray stripey cat crunching on food. The food bowl says "the rich"
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
missfruitypie.bsky.social
Took my new anti-migraine medicine for the first time
The spell icon for Clarity, from EverQuest. It's a profile silhouette of a person's head seen from the side. A white bean shape highlights where their brain would be, and they are set against a glowy blue background. The in-game message a player sees when this spell is cast on their character reads "a cool breeze slips through your mind."
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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hoovybaby.bsky.social
Sad news out of D.C. Mistaken for a malevolent cryptid, Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman was bludgeoned to death by an angry mob near the National Zoo. His corpse was later deposited in a nearby port-a-potty.
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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ryotlgf.bsky.social
maslows hierarchy of needs filled in with “slime, goop, sludge, muck, and ooze”
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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isntbel.bsky.social
don’t forget to support ur local small business by running around opening all the doors on these things
404media.co 404 Media @404media.co · 6d
Waymo, Google’s autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash have launched a pilot program that pays delivery workers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that a previous passenger left open, according to a joint statement from the company given to 404 Media.
Waymo Is Getting DoorDashers to Close Doors on Self Driving Cars
The companies have launched a pilot program in Atlanta, where “during the rare event a vehicle door is left ajar, preventing the car from departing, nearby Dashers are notified, allowing Waymo to get ...
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February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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edzitron.com
Found a nuanced way to explain the rickety finances of data center development
I’m the CEO of Colocation Corporation (CoCorp), and we’re building a 118MW data center. For the sake of this example (and simplicity), it costs around $1.4 billion to do so, of which I’ve financed $840 million at an interest rate of 6%, with a term of 6 years. Construction takes a year, which means that I’ve been paying $4.2 million a month - or $50.4 million a year - of interest payments to stop the loan from ballooning. Once payments start again - a year later - I’m suddenly paying $16.239 million a month in interest and principal payments (or $194.87 million annually), with principal payments ballooning thanks to the loan now having an effective 5 year term. I’m about to find out exactly how rickety the world of data center leasing really is. Finally, my big, beautiful data center - which features 100MW of critical IT load on a 118MW building - is finally ready, and my new client, GPUCorp, moves into the building and starts paying a colocation fee of $130 per kilowatt a month, or $156 million a year. Pretty good, right? Using a simplified version of depreciation - where we depreciate over 15 years - CoCorp would have about $93 million a year in depreciation costs, which leaves us with big, sexy, honking profits of $63 million a year. That’s 59.6% gross margins! We’re printing money! I’m going to be rich! Wait, fuck! Shit! Ass! I just did the minus of $156 million and $194.87 million! That’s…that’s $38.87 million a year! And that’s when I’m getting paid! I have negative 24.9% operating margins! This sucks ass! Though everybody I know says my gross margins ROCK, gross margins are only on paper! Reality sucks! What am I going to do? As I pace around my office with my hands in my pockets, I get an email from the CEO of GPUCorp (His name is “Glent Fudge”) with a subject heading that says “uh oh.” Turns out that GPUCorp can’t afford to pay its own loans, which means it can’t afford to pay me for my big, beautiful data center. I email back a simple request: “PAY ME … I go to Guns Dot Com and I purchase a rifle. It’s time to kill Glent Fudge. I get a phone call. It’s the bank. “Hey Ed, how are you?” my banker (Shelton Crelton) says. “I just read on CNBC that Glent Fudge ran out of money, and your contract explicitly states that we loaned you this money based on you having a tenant for that 118MW data center.” I begin to sweat. “Do you have another to replace them? If not, you’re in default of your loans.” I do not have another tenant. I try to buy another gun, but guns dot com declines my credit card. I am in default on my loans to the bank, and Shelton Crelton can seize my data center.
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM