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Eu estou aprendendo português 🇧🇷
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everything just has to stick in your craw now. you need a huge craw. i know it's pointless to say. i know! but it fucking sucks shit to see these preening clowns lavishing public funds on cruel vanity projects and Content while stuffing their pockets and crying about fraud and waste
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
everything just has to stick in your craw now. you need a huge craw. i know it's pointless to say. i know! but it fucking sucks shit to see these preening clowns lavishing public funds on cruel vanity projects and Content while stuffing their pockets and crying about fraud and waste
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he looks so happy about it. that freak
December 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
he looks so happy about it. that freak
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I feel the urge
the urge to neurodiverge
the urge to neurodiverge
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I feel the urge
the urge to neurodiverge
the urge to neurodiverge
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
My kid is making fun of me because the things that scare me most in Stranger Things are plane crashes and kids skateboarding without helmets
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My kid is making fun of me because the things that scare me most in Stranger Things are plane crashes and kids skateboarding without helmets
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bbc didn’t give a shit when I raised five cats
I was on the BBC World Service News Hour today (aired on a lot of @npr.org stations in the US) to talk about this sighting of an Amur tigress with ***five cubs*** in northeast China. Link to interview here, my bit starts ~30:52: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w...
www.chinadailyasia.com/hk/article/6... 🌍
www.chinadailyasia.com/hk/article/6... 🌍
First-ever footage of wild Amur tigress taking care of five cubs caught on camera
A camera trap in the Northeast China Tiger and Leopard National Park has recorded the country's first-ever footage of a wild Amur tigress nurturing five cubs, providing powerful evidence of progress i...
www.chinadailyasia.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
bbc didn’t give a shit when I raised five cats
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December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
silly pet commissions are open!!
help me pay rent, fix a flat tire, and afford groceries 💖
5 of 6 slots available. dm or email if interested!
help me pay rent, fix a flat tire, and afford groceries 💖
5 of 6 slots available. dm or email if interested!
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Fisherman's Worf
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
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December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Fisherman's Worf
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when the peyote nog kicks in
December 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
when the peyote nog kicks in
I took my kid to see the new Spongebob movie yesterday, and it started with a TMNT animated short with the theme "AI sucks"
December 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I took my kid to see the new Spongebob movie yesterday, and it started with a TMNT animated short with the theme "AI sucks"
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No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice
My kid gave me a Christmas Garf
December 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My kid gave me a Christmas Garf
They got my ass
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
They got my ass
My Christmas wish is for Mark Cuban to come to the science of Marxism-Leninism
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My Christmas wish is for Mark Cuban to come to the science of Marxism-Leninism
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Sending you holiday cheer from all of us at Northwest Trek Wildlife Park! ❤️ May your days be merry, bright, and a little bit wild. 🐾
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sending you holiday cheer from all of us at Northwest Trek Wildlife Park! ❤️ May your days be merry, bright, and a little bit wild. 🐾
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in case this wasn't obvious:
the main takeaway of the entire epstein saga is that everyone in the ruling class who's been telling us that economic democracy "doesn't work" is a pedophile
the main takeaway of the entire epstein saga is that everyone in the ruling class who's been telling us that economic democracy "doesn't work" is a pedophile
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
in case this wasn't obvious:
the main takeaway of the entire epstein saga is that everyone in the ruling class who's been telling us that economic democracy "doesn't work" is a pedophile
the main takeaway of the entire epstein saga is that everyone in the ruling class who's been telling us that economic democracy "doesn't work" is a pedophile
9 Times My Work Has Been Ripped Off – Drawn & Quarterly
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December 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
(watching "Cujo") yo I think something's wrong with that dog
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
(watching "Cujo") yo I think something's wrong with that dog
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spending the holidays drinking that bathtub gin that gives you permanent brain damage in hopes of being added to the atlantic writing staff
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
spending the holidays drinking that bathtub gin that gives you permanent brain damage in hopes of being added to the atlantic writing staff
I don't think I like that the unattended clothing donation bin has a recorded message that chirps "Thank you *very much*!" as you close the hatch
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I don't think I like that the unattended clothing donation bin has a recorded message that chirps "Thank you *very much*!" as you close the hatch