Sage
@misfortunehula.bsky.social
they/them | 22 | linguistics student | RUS/ENG/HIN/LIT | read umineko
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
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it's funny we elected the least cool trans woman under 40 to congress. as the second least cool trans woman under 40 it bodes well for my own political ambitions
March 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
it's funny we elected the least cool trans woman under 40 to congress. as the second least cool trans woman under 40 it bodes well for my own political ambitions
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I spent a lot of time feeling apprehensive about buying and cooking with ginger when it’s the easiest damn thing in the world. You know how it looks like a knotted tree that you’d have to do a bunch of shit to? No way man you don’t even have to peel the skin off. You can cook with it right now
March 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I spent a lot of time feeling apprehensive about buying and cooking with ginger when it’s the easiest damn thing in the world. You know how it looks like a knotted tree that you’d have to do a bunch of shit to? No way man you don’t even have to peel the skin off. You can cook with it right now
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Just killed a leprechaun
March 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just killed a leprechaun
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dracula flow's cadence has gotten completely rooted in my brain, like twice a day some phrase just pops in unbidden like "CALL ME GENGHIS KHAN COS I GOT THE K FOR A LARGE AND TERRIBLE HERD OF HORSES"
March 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
dracula flow's cadence has gotten completely rooted in my brain, like twice a day some phrase just pops in unbidden like "CALL ME GENGHIS KHAN COS I GOT THE K FOR A LARGE AND TERRIBLE HERD OF HORSES"
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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he has such a serious intense face all the time. he always looks like he's about to tell me "there's no time for this, we have to keep moving"
March 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
he has such a serious intense face all the time. he always looks like he's about to tell me "there's no time for this, we have to keep moving"
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Take a glimpse into a crazy fucked up world where dogs are made of slime
March 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Take a glimpse into a crazy fucked up world where dogs are made of slime
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new saddest six word story just dropped
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
new saddest six word story just dropped
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NITW has had a larger impact on random walls than most games
March 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
NITW has had a larger impact on random walls than most games
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The other website is pretty much done
February 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The other website is pretty much done
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might as well have said his official title is scheming vizier
February 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
might as well have said his official title is scheming vizier
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This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
February 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
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also I can’t fucking count
February 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
also I can’t fucking count
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I will never finish setting up my PC or any other device
January 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I will never finish setting up my PC or any other device
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Imagine if you made something so good that the name of your company got turned into a verb in the dictionary and you threw it all away for this
December 13, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Imagine if you made something so good that the name of your company got turned into a verb in the dictionary and you threw it all away for this
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This website rules
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
This website rules
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Tired: you have a small penis
Wired:
Wired:
December 8, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Tired: you have a small penis
Wired:
Wired:
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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eat these stupid fucking green dragons to become healthy #lifestyle
December 2, 2024 at 8:15 PM
eat these stupid fucking green dragons to become healthy #lifestyle
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really gonna miss discourse like this
November 28, 2024 at 12:40 AM
really gonna miss discourse like this