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leaving out red meat for the ants so they get high cholesterol
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
leaving out red meat for the ants so they get high cholesterol
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please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back
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they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it
Overton really needs to stop moving his damn windows.
January 14, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Overton really needs to stop moving his damn windows.
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nazi guys cureent triumphalism basically boils down to "one of the stupidest most out of touch perverts in history is normalizing my beliefs"
January 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
nazi guys cureent triumphalism basically boils down to "one of the stupidest most out of touch perverts in history is normalizing my beliefs"
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someone jump inside my brain and churn the thing that does the thinking
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
someone jump inside my brain and churn the thing that does the thinking
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Every time I post a banger my nose bleeds a little and I get a sharp stabbing pain in my head
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Every time I post a banger my nose bleeds a little and I get a sharp stabbing pain in my head
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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Wine moms in 2026
January 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Wine moms in 2026
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do antibiotics and probiotics cancel each other out
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
do antibiotics and probiotics cancel each other out
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It should cost money to send people videos that are longer than 30 seconds
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It should cost money to send people videos that are longer than 30 seconds
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sick of my shit? i have to deal with this 24/7
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
sick of my shit? i have to deal with this 24/7
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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we used to be a proper country
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
we used to be a proper country
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im being cancelled on bluesky for saying ogre pussy is gross they’re canceling me for that
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
im being cancelled on bluesky for saying ogre pussy is gross they’re canceling me for that
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a word cloud that’s just says fuck in varying sizes
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
a word cloud that’s just says fuck in varying sizes
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Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
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as an adult and accomplished person who has succeeded at several important things in life, whenever i am challenged with a new dilemma, i like to take two steps back, gather my breath and say "are you fuckin kidding me right now, what the fuck"
December 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
as an adult and accomplished person who has succeeded at several important things in life, whenever i am challenged with a new dilemma, i like to take two steps back, gather my breath and say "are you fuckin kidding me right now, what the fuck"