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Migraine Lady 🦉
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pathological learner
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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how it feels to do physical activity after the age of 35
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Finally making some progress flirting with the crows 🥰🐦‍⬛
June 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I am one of the millions of straight white American men who are being forced to walk on egg shells at work. In my case it’s because I work on the peeling line at the hard boiled egg factory, which was the only place I could find a job as a serial sexual harasser
June 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Capitalism summed up
How much sawdust do you think I can put into a Rice Krispie treat before people start to notice?
June 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Always remember you are fatter than you believe, dumber than you seem, weirder than you think, and disliked more than you know
June 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Has anyone else noticed the raw meat they eat in their dreams growing more and more fetid each night
June 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary
June 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Tiny part.
June 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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sitting in my apartment firing off missives instructing protesters on the morally correct way to respond when they’re fired on by federal forces
June 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I got them shaky gums and a couple a loose tooths
May 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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the friday night move i am hearing more and more about recently is to please send me eleven hundred dollars
May 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I’ll never get over how, in an era when women’s rights and status are being attacked and eroded in law and culture alike, we were incessantly told that it was boys and men whose suffering we needed to attend to.
May 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Friendship ended with the flesh consuming void, now the misery nexus is my best friend.
May 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect
May 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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complaining about my day means I’m in a decent mood. if I say some shit like “just practicing gratitude today” I’m probably at rock bottom and contemplating illegal activity
May 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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no but for real my trade deficit with my dentist is way too large
May 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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current vibe
May 11, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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I do not, personally, buy the "AI won't replace you but a person using AI will" argument

in an economy where most people have become accustomed to not having their own skills or thoughts, I suspect "actually being good at stuff" only becomes more marketable
May 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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A few years ago in bed, my date sneezed violently during foreplay and her vibrator blew clean through my skull like Phineas Gage and the railroad spike. I was physically fine, but my vibes have been absolutely rancid ever since.
May 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Them: What are you looking at?
Me: These pill bugs are eating bird poop🥰
May 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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My cringelib wokescold political platform is that we should try to minimize suffering instead of increasing it.
April 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM