Alan
@metricconversion.bsky.social
Thorns, Timbers, BvB.
Beer brewing
Beer brewing
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
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One of the best saves I've ever seen, of an incredible midfield attempt.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
One of the best saves I've ever seen, of an incredible midfield attempt.
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The importer, Rad Power Bikes Inc., of Seattle, Washington has refused to agree to an acceptable recall. Given its financial situation, Rad Power Bikes has indicated to CPSC that it is unable to offer replacement batteries or refunds to all consumers.
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The importer, Rad Power Bikes Inc., of Seattle, Washington has refused to agree to an acceptable recall. Given its financial situation, Rad Power Bikes has indicated to CPSC that it is unable to offer replacement batteries or refunds to all consumers.
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CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
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"tkins" as the sound effect for wolverine retracting his claws should be canon
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"tkins" as the sound effect for wolverine retracting his claws should be canon
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The (spoilers) James Dobson Christain propaganda > self help book > popular science book > "common knowledge" pipeline is essentially the @ifbookspod.bsky.social blueprint. Nearly textbook lmao
So glad he's making content again www.youtube.com/shorts/UcP6y... Erik Singer is great
Do women really speak 3x as much as men??
YouTube video by Dialect Coach Erik Singer
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The (spoilers) James Dobson Christain propaganda > self help book > popular science book > "common knowledge" pipeline is essentially the @ifbookspod.bsky.social blueprint. Nearly textbook lmao
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"Death of the Author" doesn't mean separating the author's bad behaviour from their art. It means taking away their authority and allowing readers to interpret the art based on their own perspectives. It doesn't absolve the author of being a bastard, in fact it may inform how you interpret the art.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Death of the Author" doesn't mean separating the author's bad behaviour from their art. It means taking away their authority and allowing readers to interpret the art based on their own perspectives. It doesn't absolve the author of being a bastard, in fact it may inform how you interpret the art.
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When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
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rt if you would tuck him in
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
rt if you would tuck him in
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every fucking time i think of it
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
every fucking time i think of it
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I have to hand it to the league, they are at least finding new and unique ways to make me ask who is making these decisions and what are they thinking
🏆⚽️✈️ After winning the NWSL championship Saturday night, Gotham FC have just departed San Jose on board the very same all-white Avelo jet (N805VL) that lost cabin pressure with shackled ICE abductees aboard two weeks ago and had to make an emergency landing in Las Vegas 😬
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I have to hand it to the league, they are at least finding new and unique ways to make me ask who is making these decisions and what are they thinking
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I think it is very fair to ask, and expect, the league and its teams not to fly with these carriers. You have sth who could not go to games this season because of the fear of deportation. Show an ounce of solidarity, I beg.
🏆⚽️✈️ After winning the NWSL championship Saturday night, Gotham FC have just departed San Jose on board the very same all-white Avelo jet (N805VL) that lost cabin pressure with shackled ICE abductees aboard two weeks ago and had to make an emergency landing in Las Vegas 😬
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think it is very fair to ask, and expect, the league and its teams not to fly with these carriers. You have sth who could not go to games this season because of the fear of deportation. Show an ounce of solidarity, I beg.
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Holky shit bsky.app/profile/assf...
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Holky shit bsky.app/profile/assf...
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One of the biggest blessings in my life was finding myself in the middle of multiple local music scenes at like 19 years old and making friends with like 50 dudes who were all like 30 with tinitus going "Mother Fucker You Need To Wear Earplugs"
got my ass handed to me by Extremely Loud Bass at a show last night which was a good reminder that i did not consistently wear earplugs to shows until like 3 years ago, and people should definitely be wearing earplugs to shows.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
One of the biggest blessings in my life was finding myself in the middle of multiple local music scenes at like 19 years old and making friends with like 50 dudes who were all like 30 with tinitus going "Mother Fucker You Need To Wear Earplugs"
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Football, bloody hell, things of that nature
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Football, bloody hell, things of that nature
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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What the signs say 🗣️🏳️⚧️
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What the signs say 🗣️🏳️⚧️
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
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Sometimes you’re just from when you’re from.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sometimes you’re just from when you’re from.
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