Jamison Moore
@metrazol.bsky.social
🐍🎂🍪🔉📼🎧 etc. in Cheverly, MD. I used to do one thing, now I do them all.
Installed the new vanity in the absolutely beautifully patched and painted en suite.
No leaks from any of the supply lines, first try!
Anyway, drains straight onto the floor, but can't win em all.
No leaks from any of the supply lines, first try!
Anyway, drains straight onto the floor, but can't win em all.
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Installed the new vanity in the absolutely beautifully patched and painted en suite.
No leaks from any of the supply lines, first try!
Anyway, drains straight onto the floor, but can't win em all.
No leaks from any of the supply lines, first try!
Anyway, drains straight onto the floor, but can't win em all.
Dreamt I won a gold medal in "Motor Rafting" which was basically Cobra Triangle in real life. Proudest moment of my dream life, really.
a person is standing in front of a machine that is making a smoke filled room .
ALT: a person is standing in front of a machine that is making a smoke filled room .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Dreamt I won a gold medal in "Motor Rafting" which was basically Cobra Triangle in real life. Proudest moment of my dream life, really.
Today in Zoom Court: a Mennonite couple used ChatGPT to contest their zoning violations. It started bad - arguing the judge's explanation of his order didn't match the order verbatim- and ended in, "Oops, I did a SovCit!"
The judge was nice about it and didn't hold them in contempt. Again.
The judge was nice about it and didn't hold them in contempt. Again.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Today in Zoom Court: a Mennonite couple used ChatGPT to contest their zoning violations. It started bad - arguing the judge's explanation of his order didn't match the order verbatim- and ended in, "Oops, I did a SovCit!"
The judge was nice about it and didn't hold them in contempt. Again.
The judge was nice about it and didn't hold them in contempt. Again.
Me, going frame by frame through a 2 minute clip for a demo: "Hmm, I could clean up this graphic, it's flickering between these two frames... Maybe RC6 will be final..."
The team doing major re-releases: "Nah, I've seen this show, I don't need to watch it. I'm sure the computer did a good job."
The team doing major re-releases: "Nah, I've seen this show, I don't need to watch it. I'm sure the computer did a good job."
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Me, going frame by frame through a 2 minute clip for a demo: "Hmm, I could clean up this graphic, it's flickering between these two frames... Maybe RC6 will be final..."
The team doing major re-releases: "Nah, I've seen this show, I don't need to watch it. I'm sure the computer did a good job."
The team doing major re-releases: "Nah, I've seen this show, I don't need to watch it. I'm sure the computer did a good job."
Basically my professional career 2008 to 2020
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Basically my professional career 2008 to 2020
Do it for them
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Do it for them
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"The Witness", 2016, but like an early level, before it became infuriating and Blow wanted you to watch an hour of rambling philosophy takes.
Eugenio Espinoza, Untitled, 1971
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https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137776
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"The Witness", 2016, but like an early level, before it became infuriating and Blow wanted you to watch an hour of rambling philosophy takes.
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
cow tools like and share if u agree
I... I literally shot and edited the video for the national association of contract administrators that if you did this you would go to jail...
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Bypassing Kristi Noem
Axios: “Business and bureaucrats found a workaround for Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s order to personally review every contract over $100,000: Since August, DHS has awarded 11 new contract...
politicalwire.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I... I literally shot and edited the video for the national association of contract administrators that if you did this you would go to jail...
politicalwire.com/2025/11/21/b...
politicalwire.com/2025/11/21/b...
Saw "Sneakers" at Alamo last night. I was the only person who'd seen the movie in theaters in 1992 and been to the Viper Room! Kids these days!
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Saw "Sneakers" at Alamo last night. I was the only person who'd seen the movie in theaters in 1992 and been to the Viper Room! Kids these days!
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welcome to the club, wolves
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
welcome to the club, wolves
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The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts
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I need to know so much less about so many people.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I need to know so much less about so many people.
The group chat does in fact think we're cooked.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The group chat does in fact think we're cooked.
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I wish to know less about Olivia Nuzzi
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I wish to know less about Olivia Nuzzi
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New flu subtypes is basically scorigami. This is a post for no one
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
New flu subtypes is basically scorigami. This is a post for no one
Oddly enough, I did have this on my 2025 bingo card.
The deadly fever in Ethiopia has been identified as Marburg disease.
It’s the first time a Marburg outbreak has been identified in Ethiopia.
#IDsky 🧪
www.afro.who.int/countries/et...
It’s the first time a Marburg outbreak has been identified in Ethiopia.
#IDsky 🧪
www.afro.who.int/countries/et...
Ethiopia confirms first outbreak of Marburg virus disease
Ethiopia’s Ministry of Health has confirmed an outbreak of Marburg virus disease in the South Ethiopia Region, the first of its kind in the country, following laboratory testing of samples from a clus...
www.afro.who.int
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oddly enough, I did have this on my 2025 bingo card.
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reinventing finance bros from first principles
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
reinventing finance bros from first principles
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Well well well, if it isn't the thing literally everyone whose brain is functioning properly saw coming.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Well well well, if it isn't the thing literally everyone whose brain is functioning properly saw coming.
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The tech sector making it okay to wear jeans to work for traditional white collar jobs is probably the only truly great thing they have produced in the last 10 years.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The tech sector making it okay to wear jeans to work for traditional white collar jobs is probably the only truly great thing they have produced in the last 10 years.
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sure would be nice if we had some trains right about now
the government: we’re reducing flights across the board
spirit airlines: you gotta catch me first
spirit airlines: you gotta catch me first
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
sure would be nice if we had some trains right about now