Throw a toy in there and if nobody loses a finger, take the win.

For ◻️👫taco night I made a garnish plate.

Then I learned the green ones were supposed to be refrigerated.

This is Laszlo and his whale, Fudgy.

I never thought I'd succumb to the air fryer toaster oven craze but I love this stupid thing. It's the whitest of white goods. It bears no brand or distinct identity. It makes tater tots and vegan Chikn nuggets in 8 minutes flat.

Too bad Capitalism cannot be redeemed.

Proudest alumni of Calabasas High. #HFStival

Saoirse woke up as I took this photo and is still a little mad at me.

Did not expect to be replacing the HVAC blower motor today, but the amount of fire suggested I move it up in the schedule...

My take on Gerry Adams swaps between 'Say Nothing's breakdown of his actions during the troubles and this tweet

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Also a picture of Saoirse demanding dinner.