Jamison Moore
@metrazol.bsky.social
🐍🎂🍪🔉📼🎧 etc. in Cheverly, MD. I used to do one thing, now I do them all.
This is like the faux outrage over, "Pregnant Person." The term is used because not everyone who is pregnant is a woman.
Some are children.
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Some are children.
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December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is like the faux outrage over, "Pregnant Person." The term is used because not everyone who is pregnant is a woman.
Some are children.
🫠
Some are children.
🫠
Leaving this untitled is a crime. I have to know why they're prongling the sphere!
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Leaving this untitled is a crime. I have to know why they're prongling the sphere!
Or their weird corporate art.
a blurry picture of a statue with a red background and a few lines
ALT: a blurry picture of a statue with a red background and a few lines
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December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Or their weird corporate art.
The Catatonic Spree
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Catatonic Spree
Putting three orange lights and a smudge pot on my e-bike to make DoT inspectors weep.
a man is driving a tractor on a dirt road in a field
ALT: a man is driving a tractor on a dirt road in a field
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December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Putting three orange lights and a smudge pot on my e-bike to make DoT inspectors weep.
Pneumonia roids are like, "I could tear a phone book in half with my pinkies! Can you bring me a phone book? I can't stand up."
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Pneumonia roids are like, "I could tear a phone book in half with my pinkies! Can you bring me a phone book? I can't stand up."
My boss loves Gemini so he had it write some contract language. I had to intercept it at procurement to add legal.
They love my boss, but want him to stop helping. The AI was going to cost us seven figures.
They love my boss, but want him to stop helping. The AI was going to cost us seven figures.
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My boss loves Gemini so he had it write some contract language. I had to intercept it at procurement to add legal.
They love my boss, but want him to stop helping. The AI was going to cost us seven figures.
They love my boss, but want him to stop helping. The AI was going to cost us seven figures.
There's a lot of people who take the big book's rules very seriously not saying a lot about RFK jr.
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
There's a lot of people who take the big book's rules very seriously not saying a lot about RFK jr.
I made sweet potato pie with a lovely sugar crumble topping for Thanksgiving to impress a college girlfriend's mom.
"It's sweet potato, so it's a side... But it's pie... So it's dessert..."
She served half at each course.
"It's sweet potato, so it's a side... But it's pie... So it's dessert..."
She served half at each course.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I made sweet potato pie with a lovely sugar crumble topping for Thanksgiving to impress a college girlfriend's mom.
"It's sweet potato, so it's a side... But it's pie... So it's dessert..."
She served half at each course.
"It's sweet potato, so it's a side... But it's pie... So it's dessert..."
She served half at each course.
Now that, that is a dunk.
a white semi truck is driving down a snowy road next to a red car that is on the side of the road .
ALT: a white semi truck is driving down a snowy road next to a red car that is on the side of the road .
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November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Now that, that is a dunk.