Maxjes
@maxjes.bsky.social
Chairman for The Committee to Bring Butternut Donuts out of New England
Designer on VIBEO GAEMS
Terrible Takes are Mine Alone
Designer on VIBEO GAEMS
Terrible Takes are Mine Alone
This is long term booking.
SHOCKING
Protein Slammin' Strawberry says "it isn't [their] dream [to be toasted and eaten] yet," runs away from giant toaster.
Protein Slammin' Strawberry says "it isn't [their] dream [to be toasted and eaten] yet," runs away from giant toaster.
December 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is long term booking.
UConn Football without Him Mora, unfortunately.
December 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
UConn Football without Him Mora, unfortunately.
You get those Christmas photos?
Yeah boss, real Godspeed You! Black Emperor, just like you wanted. Dead Flag Blues, car is on fire with no driver at the wheel, they don’t sleep on the beach anymore type shit.
Yeah boss, real Godspeed You! Black Emperor, just like you wanted. Dead Flag Blues, car is on fire with no driver at the wheel, they don’t sleep on the beach anymore type shit.
December 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You get those Christmas photos?
Yeah boss, real Godspeed You! Black Emperor, just like you wanted. Dead Flag Blues, car is on fire with no driver at the wheel, they don’t sleep on the beach anymore type shit.
Yeah boss, real Godspeed You! Black Emperor, just like you wanted. Dead Flag Blues, car is on fire with no driver at the wheel, they don’t sleep on the beach anymore type shit.
Worked security for a natural history museum. Elevator duty was the worst because you’d get lightheaded from going up and down without seeing the sun or walking.
But sometimes a mummified corpse would be wheeled on and the researcher would gladly tell you name + how many centuries old they were.
But sometimes a mummified corpse would be wheeled on and the researcher would gladly tell you name + how many centuries old they were.
I think we need a mega thread of everyone's craziest archive stories.
December 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Worked security for a natural history museum. Elevator duty was the worst because you’d get lightheaded from going up and down without seeing the sun or walking.
But sometimes a mummified corpse would be wheeled on and the researcher would gladly tell you name + how many centuries old they were.
But sometimes a mummified corpse would be wheeled on and the researcher would gladly tell you name + how many centuries old they were.
Trying to workshop a “2010s Poptimism was a dead end but elevating Carly Rae Jepsen and Robyn was a net good” take.
Flawed theory, good practice?
Flawed theory, good practice?
December 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Trying to workshop a “2010s Poptimism was a dead end but elevating Carly Rae Jepsen and Robyn was a net good” take.
Flawed theory, good practice?
Flawed theory, good practice?
You think they would have stopped those serial experiments if they were so lame.
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
You think they would have stopped those serial experiments if they were so lame.
2000s: Wow, Ancient Rome was so amazing!
Me: Hell yeah!
2020s: Wow, Ancient Rome was so amazing!
Me: *eyes narrowing* please elaborate on why you think it was amazing, statue avatar man.
Me: Hell yeah!
2020s: Wow, Ancient Rome was so amazing!
Me: *eyes narrowing* please elaborate on why you think it was amazing, statue avatar man.
I like watching video essays while I work on grinds in games, but I feel like anything historical runs into the issue of “Ok, is this actual historical stuff, or is this RETVRN nonsense trying to claim things were way better back in medieval times”
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
2000s: Wow, Ancient Rome was so amazing!
Me: Hell yeah!
2020s: Wow, Ancient Rome was so amazing!
Me: *eyes narrowing* please elaborate on why you think it was amazing, statue avatar man.
Me: Hell yeah!
2020s: Wow, Ancient Rome was so amazing!
Me: *eyes narrowing* please elaborate on why you think it was amazing, statue avatar man.
When the weather gets cold and wet, there is only one option.
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
When the weather gets cold and wet, there is only one option.
Lmao Bank of America thought they were going to get “civilized debate” or “finding common ground” from CBS. Instead they got “should half of our clientele have a reason to fuck off?” by a rag wearing CBS’ skin.
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Lmao Bank of America thought they were going to get “civilized debate” or “finding common ground” from CBS. Instead they got “should half of our clientele have a reason to fuck off?” by a rag wearing CBS’ skin.
Learn to yap in the parking garage or at someone’s house instead of putting it on Al Gore’s Internet.
GDC talk on the professional importance of keeping it in the group chat
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Learn to yap in the parking garage or at someone’s house instead of putting it on Al Gore’s Internet.
Someday I will find the poster who got “hey Mr. Sandman, man me a sand” stuck in my head, and I will finally know justice, if not peace.
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Someday I will find the poster who got “hey Mr. Sandman, man me a sand” stuck in my head, and I will finally know justice, if not peace.
I know writers who use subtext and they’re fucking cowards.
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I know writers who use subtext and they’re fucking cowards.
Brain: Can you imagine when millennials are crusty and ancient talking about how their music and thier one hit wonders meant more in their era?
Me: It'll suck, but on the other hand *we did* have broads in Atlanta
Brain: Twistin'dopeleanandtheFanta
Me: It'll suck, but on the other hand *we did* have broads in Atlanta
Brain: Twistin'dopeleanandtheFanta
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Brain: Can you imagine when millennials are crusty and ancient talking about how their music and thier one hit wonders meant more in their era?
Me: It'll suck, but on the other hand *we did* have broads in Atlanta
Brain: Twistin'dopeleanandtheFanta
Me: It'll suck, but on the other hand *we did* have broads in Atlanta
Brain: Twistin'dopeleanandtheFanta
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
When people ask to see your art of any medium
as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When people ask to see your art of any medium
Aubrey missing two fields goals
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Aubrey missing two fields goals
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Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Old Man vs the SEA
Me: okay brain it’s before 8am and I slept like shit, hit me with the take
Brain: to understand the differences between Millennials and Gen Z you must understand the differences between Bionicle and Ninjago
Me: wait there’s something here
Brain: to understand the differences between Millennials and Gen Z you must understand the differences between Bionicle and Ninjago
Me: wait there’s something here
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me: okay brain it’s before 8am and I slept like shit, hit me with the take
Brain: to understand the differences between Millennials and Gen Z you must understand the differences between Bionicle and Ninjago
Me: wait there’s something here
Brain: to understand the differences between Millennials and Gen Z you must understand the differences between Bionicle and Ninjago
Me: wait there’s something here
Gonna be a shame if Rivers has the most pedestrian outing tomorrow. The masses cry out for either a generational old man performance or bloodletting and it’ll probably be a [George Thorogood voice] one sack, one int, one TD… game.
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gonna be a shame if Rivers has the most pedestrian outing tomorrow. The masses cry out for either a generational old man performance or bloodletting and it’ll probably be a [George Thorogood voice] one sack, one int, one TD… game.
Accidentally wandered into the discover tab again.
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Accidentally wandered into the discover tab again.
Had a loco moco plate lunch for the first time today.
I understand now. Hawaiian pizza and Spam based dishes are a defensive frontline to keep people from finding out about the real cuisine.
I understand now. Hawaiian pizza and Spam based dishes are a defensive frontline to keep people from finding out about the real cuisine.
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Had a loco moco plate lunch for the first time today.
I understand now. Hawaiian pizza and Spam based dishes are a defensive frontline to keep people from finding out about the real cuisine.
I understand now. Hawaiian pizza and Spam based dishes are a defensive frontline to keep people from finding out about the real cuisine.
The only reason I’m not losing my mind over Fate of the Old Republic is having been burned twice by Kotor remake and Kotor II patch.
Give me a release year or some gameplay if you want me feral.
Give me a release year or some gameplay if you want me feral.
December 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The only reason I’m not losing my mind over Fate of the Old Republic is having been burned twice by Kotor remake and Kotor II patch.
Give me a release year or some gameplay if you want me feral.
Give me a release year or some gameplay if you want me feral.
Action: Friends at the bar suggest you start playing music again.
Reaction: Sax parts of Baker Street and Take Five stuck in your head all morning.
Reaction: Sax parts of Baker Street and Take Five stuck in your head all morning.
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Action: Friends at the bar suggest you start playing music again.
Reaction: Sax parts of Baker Street and Take Five stuck in your head all morning.
Reaction: Sax parts of Baker Street and Take Five stuck in your head all morning.
DARKSTALKERS ARE STILL DEAD
EVO Las Vegas 2026 lineup:
-SF6
-Tekken 8
-Fatal Fury CotW
-Under Night In-Birth Sys:Celes
-Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
-Rivals of Aether 2
-2XKO
-Guilty Gear Strive
-BlazBlue Centralfiction
-Virtua Fighter 5 REVO World Stage
-Vampire Savior
-Invincible Vs
-SF6
-Tekken 8
-Fatal Fury CotW
-Under Night In-Birth Sys:Celes
-Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
-Rivals of Aether 2
-2XKO
-Guilty Gear Strive
-BlazBlue Centralfiction
-Virtua Fighter 5 REVO World Stage
-Vampire Savior
-Invincible Vs
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
DARKSTALKERS ARE STILL DEAD
I am interested in this not because of any particular attachment to the franchise, but because Tomb Raider has been around for so long it’s an interesting mirror.
2013 Trilogy as both a rejoinder to Uncharted and an attempt to humanize the character that then turned her into the fucking Predator.
2013 Trilogy as both a rejoinder to Uncharted and an attempt to humanize the character that then turned her into the fucking Predator.
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I am interested in this not because of any particular attachment to the franchise, but because Tomb Raider has been around for so long it’s an interesting mirror.
2013 Trilogy as both a rejoinder to Uncharted and an attempt to humanize the character that then turned her into the fucking Predator.
2013 Trilogy as both a rejoinder to Uncharted and an attempt to humanize the character that then turned her into the fucking Predator.