Maxjes
@maxjes.bsky.social
Chairman for The Committee to Bring Butternut Donuts out of New England
Designer on VIBEO GAEMS
Terrible Takes are Mine Alone
Designer on VIBEO GAEMS
Terrible Takes are Mine Alone
Trying and failing to shove the genie back in the bottle: “haha nono bro I have this for sure, just a couple more tweaks around the edges haha”
MLB announces that all authorized betting partners will now cap wagers on pitch-level bets at $200 and exclude them from parlays. Pitch-level bets, you may remember, are the kind Clase, Ortiz, and their co-conspirators allegedly exploited.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Trying and failing to shove the genie back in the bottle: “haha nono bro I have this for sure, just a couple more tweaks around the edges haha”
Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition? Like what are we doing Bethesda that was only…
That was 10 whole ass years ago.
Oh. Oh no.
That was 10 whole ass years ago.
Oh. Oh no.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition? Like what are we doing Bethesda that was only…
That was 10 whole ass years ago.
Oh. Oh no.
That was 10 whole ass years ago.
Oh. Oh no.
What I learned from Armored Core VI: You are forced to pick your enemies more than your allies, the people who help you along the way don’t understand you as much as the people you fight, in the end everything burns.
What I also learned from ACVI: Just land Stagger into Pile Bunker lol.
What I also learned from ACVI: Just land Stagger into Pile Bunker lol.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
What I learned from Armored Core VI: You are forced to pick your enemies more than your allies, the people who help you along the way don’t understand you as much as the people you fight, in the end everything burns.
What I also learned from ACVI: Just land Stagger into Pile Bunker lol.
What I also learned from ACVI: Just land Stagger into Pile Bunker lol.
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This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well
This is basically why Francis and now Leo have been slowly dismantling Opus Dei’s power base.
The former know that the only parts of the Vatican the later respects is the architecture and bank vault.
The former know that the only parts of the Vatican the later respects is the architecture and bank vault.
racist tradcath has to be seen, I think, as its own form of heresy
It's quite fascinating how tradcath converts like JD Vance and Kevin Roberts are increasingly at war with much of a more liberal Catholic Church hierarchy in the United States
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is basically why Francis and now Leo have been slowly dismantling Opus Dei’s power base.
The former know that the only parts of the Vatican the later respects is the architecture and bank vault.
The former know that the only parts of the Vatican the later respects is the architecture and bank vault.
Fellas, who’s up aloofing they wife?
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Fellas, who’s up aloofing they wife?
“Fuck you Staten Island, you’re not a real Borough”
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Fuck you Staten Island, you’re not a real Borough”
You underestimate them at your own peril
November 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You underestimate them at your own peril
Naming my indie band No Purchase Necessary and our Debut Album “Void Where Prohibited”
Everyone groans at my shit, Pitchfork gives me a 6.4, don’t ask why my parents names are blue on Wikipedia.
Everyone groans at my shit, Pitchfork gives me a 6.4, don’t ask why my parents names are blue on Wikipedia.
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Naming my indie band No Purchase Necessary and our Debut Album “Void Where Prohibited”
Everyone groans at my shit, Pitchfork gives me a 6.4, don’t ask why my parents names are blue on Wikipedia.
Everyone groans at my shit, Pitchfork gives me a 6.4, don’t ask why my parents names are blue on Wikipedia.
Confirmation that Mookie is going into the hall in a Dodgers cap, fucking end me dude
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Confirmation that Mookie is going into the hall in a Dodgers cap, fucking end me dude
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“To understand the Modern Church you need a Doctorate of Divinity and Latin“ - Wack, False, Busted
“To Understand the Modern Church you need to understand The Red Line and Ozzie Guillén“ - Factual, Enlightened, True
“To Understand the Modern Church you need to understand The Red Line and Ozzie Guillén“ - Factual, Enlightened, True
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“To understand the Modern Church you need a Doctorate of Divinity and Latin“ - Wack, False, Busted
“To Understand the Modern Church you need to understand The Red Line and Ozzie Guillén“ - Factual, Enlightened, True
“To Understand the Modern Church you need to understand The Red Line and Ozzie Guillén“ - Factual, Enlightened, True
Honestly if DePaul does’t leap at the chance to become the only way to understand the current Catholic Church through the lens of Chicago Wards and Neighborhoods that’s on them.
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Honestly if DePaul does’t leap at the chance to become the only way to understand the current Catholic Church through the lens of Chicago Wards and Neighborhoods that’s on them.
An oral history of pop video game crit
That game is 8/10
That game is trash
That game is Citizen Kane (void in JP)
That game is problematic
That game is a mess
That game is compulsive
…Actually let’s talk about new indies and how much this niche ps2 game whips dick.
That game is 8/10
That game is trash
That game is Citizen Kane (void in JP)
That game is problematic
That game is a mess
That game is compulsive
…Actually let’s talk about new indies and how much this niche ps2 game whips dick.
i blame adam sessler for at least 50% of this
Remembering when Vanquish got dinged for being "very Japanese," a comment that had no other elucidation and was written as a self-evident negative.
That generation was wild with how ethnocentric shit got.
That generation was wild with how ethnocentric shit got.
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
An oral history of pop video game crit
That game is 8/10
That game is trash
That game is Citizen Kane (void in JP)
That game is problematic
That game is a mess
That game is compulsive
…Actually let’s talk about new indies and how much this niche ps2 game whips dick.
That game is 8/10
That game is trash
That game is Citizen Kane (void in JP)
That game is problematic
That game is a mess
That game is compulsive
…Actually let’s talk about new indies and how much this niche ps2 game whips dick.
Walter: Got a Job for you 621, Arquebus is experimenting with a new weapon, codename Bofadees. Balam wants it dealt with.
Ayre: Bofadees? Be careful Raven, this sounds like a trap.
Ayre: Bofadees? Be careful Raven, this sounds like a trap.
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Walter: Got a Job for you 621, Arquebus is experimenting with a new weapon, codename Bofadees. Balam wants it dealt with.
Ayre: Bofadees? Be careful Raven, this sounds like a trap.
Ayre: Bofadees? Be careful Raven, this sounds like a trap.
Whenever someone posts a link to something from Fangammer and my monkey neurons activate:
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Whenever someone posts a link to something from Fangammer and my monkey neurons activate:
Calming down physical anxiety by reading the SCP wiki at 9am.
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Calming down physical anxiety by reading the SCP wiki at 9am.
Cursed with the knowledge that Jay Z did a Damn Daniel line on a feature and it was actually a bar.
October 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Cursed with the knowledge that Jay Z did a Damn Daniel line on a feature and it was actually a bar.
Watching the Ontario Tariffs commercial during baseball and I hate that every subsequent R President makes the previous ones look better.
Under no circumstances do you have to give it to W, or HW, or Regan, but Jesus man come on
Under no circumstances do you have to give it to W, or HW, or Regan, but Jesus man come on
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Watching the Ontario Tariffs commercial during baseball and I hate that every subsequent R President makes the previous ones look better.
Under no circumstances do you have to give it to W, or HW, or Regan, but Jesus man come on
Under no circumstances do you have to give it to W, or HW, or Regan, but Jesus man come on
Sony trying to find a Halo Killer, or even a foothold in the fps space was some weird times. Haze, MAG, three Resistance games, six fucking Killzone games, moneyhatting Destiny and Call of Duty.
That the answer was "just make third person action games lol" is something to study, I think.
That the answer was "just make third person action games lol" is something to study, I think.
October 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Sony trying to find a Halo Killer, or even a foothold in the fps space was some weird times. Haze, MAG, three Resistance games, six fucking Killzone games, moneyhatting Destiny and Call of Duty.
That the answer was "just make third person action games lol" is something to study, I think.
That the answer was "just make third person action games lol" is something to study, I think.
Look, you gotta start the rebuild of the Halo brand somewhere, but “CE, yet again, campaign only, on unreal, at a rebadged studio who made the last 3 games” isn’t exactly a bold direction.
Halo: Campaign Evolved announced, coming 2026 for Xbox Series/PC/Steam/PS5 in 2026 www.xbox.com/en-US/games/...
October 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Look, you gotta start the rebuild of the Halo brand somewhere, but “CE, yet again, campaign only, on unreal, at a rebadged studio who made the last 3 games” isn’t exactly a bold direction.
In every city in America is a dive bar by a hospital where the going rate is decided by medical school debt.
Your goal is to find this place, get pitchers, and under no circumstances order the food that exists only to keep them on the right side of state liquor laws.
Your goal is to find this place, get pitchers, and under no circumstances order the food that exists only to keep them on the right side of state liquor laws.
I will probably never financially recover from coming-of-age during the great recession, but it was also an era where you could waltz up to the bar at a shitty club and buy your friends twenty bottles of PBR for a dollar each and, ever so briefly, feel like the king of the world
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In every city in America is a dive bar by a hospital where the going rate is decided by medical school debt.
Your goal is to find this place, get pitchers, and under no circumstances order the food that exists only to keep them on the right side of state liquor laws.
Your goal is to find this place, get pitchers, and under no circumstances order the food that exists only to keep them on the right side of state liquor laws.
Lets be honest here, the "Center of the Games Industry" is either somewhere between L.A. and Montreal or somewhere between Tokyo / Shenzhen / Seoul.
lmaaaaooooooo this interview
what is this confused set of talking points we're doing to avoid talking about trump border controls. No one in the ENTIRE WORLD has thought of San Francisco as a hub for game development in over 20 years
what is this confused set of talking points we're doing to avoid talking about trump border controls. No one in the ENTIRE WORLD has thought of San Francisco as a hub for game development in over 20 years
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Lets be honest here, the "Center of the Games Industry" is either somewhere between L.A. and Montreal or somewhere between Tokyo / Shenzhen / Seoul.