@mermels.bsky.social
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May you be posted in the thread of life
October 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
May you be posted in the thread of life
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“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”
August 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”
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Tech bros are like, “Snoobi is merging with Gurdl to form VybHub” and beer bros are all, “Bro, did you spund and horizontally lager this for like six weeks?”
July 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Tech bros are like, “Snoobi is merging with Gurdl to form VybHub” and beer bros are all, “Bro, did you spund and horizontally lager this for like six weeks?”
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Happy Fathers Day to Tar
June 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Happy Fathers Day to Tar
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“there are a few bad actors in LA” oh girl there’s more than a few
June 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“there are a few bad actors in LA” oh girl there’s more than a few
Rat Film (2016)
June 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Rat Film (2016)
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The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that touching the stove is, for lack of a better word, good.
Touching stove is right, touching stove works. Touching stove clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Touching stove in all of its forms.
Touching stove is right, touching stove works. Touching stove clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Touching stove in all of its forms.
May 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that touching the stove is, for lack of a better word, good.
Touching stove is right, touching stove works. Touching stove clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Touching stove in all of its forms.
Touching stove is right, touching stove works. Touching stove clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Touching stove in all of its forms.
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boy have i got the 700-page book for you
May 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
boy have i got the 700-page book for you
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Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
May 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
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Pepe Mujica, the anarchist guerilla who became president of Uruguay, has passed on. He leaves behind as good a legacy as it's possible to leave.
So it goes.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
So it goes.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
José ‘Pepe’ Mujica, former guerrilla and ex-president of Uruguay, dies aged 89
In a final interview, Mujica said: ‘We are too focused on wealth and not on happiness … Before you know it, life has passed you by’
www.theguardian.com
May 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Pepe Mujica, the anarchist guerilla who became president of Uruguay, has passed on. He leaves behind as good a legacy as it's possible to leave.
So it goes.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
So it goes.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
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FRIEND: We were thinking of grabbing lunch at the brewery if you wanted to join us!
ME: Wow, that sounds so great. Except…
WIFE: The Nap Schedule.
ME: We mustn’t upset the Nap Schedule.
ASSEMBLED ROBED FIGURES: (murmuring) The Nap Schedule…
ME: Wow, that sounds so great. Except…
WIFE: The Nap Schedule.
ME: We mustn’t upset the Nap Schedule.
ASSEMBLED ROBED FIGURES: (murmuring) The Nap Schedule…
March 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
FRIEND: We were thinking of grabbing lunch at the brewery if you wanted to join us!
ME: Wow, that sounds so great. Except…
WIFE: The Nap Schedule.
ME: We mustn’t upset the Nap Schedule.
ASSEMBLED ROBED FIGURES: (murmuring) The Nap Schedule…
ME: Wow, that sounds so great. Except…
WIFE: The Nap Schedule.
ME: We mustn’t upset the Nap Schedule.
ASSEMBLED ROBED FIGURES: (murmuring) The Nap Schedule…
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i don't think the cryptkeeper should be joking around about that kinda stuff
May 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i don't think the cryptkeeper should be joking around about that kinda stuff
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parenting is actually really easy. don't know what everybody else is talking about
April 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
parenting is actually really easy. don't know what everybody else is talking about
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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this is really shameful @zeteo.com
It’s a peanut gallery statement @swordsjew.bsky.social about how @zeteo.com has @bassemyoussef.bsky.social as a key personality after he doubled down on the conclusion that Jews are lying wealthy pedophiles. I think his statement is a bit more blatant. What do you think of the use case of “they”?
March 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
this is really shameful @zeteo.com
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If you’re not a Luddite in 2025, what are you waiting for? I had a great chat with @jathansadowski.com about what it takes to really see the material consequences of the tech we’re surrounded with — and why that’s essential to fighting it.
If we want to challenge the power of major tech companies, we need to know how they work and be able to properly assess the consequences of their products.
This week @jathansadowski.com joins @parismarx.com to explain how to see tech as a Luddite.
Full ep: techwontsave.us/episode/259_...
This week @jathansadowski.com joins @parismarx.com to explain how to see tech as a Luddite.
Full ep: techwontsave.us/episode/259_...
January 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you’re not a Luddite in 2025, what are you waiting for? I had a great chat with @jathansadowski.com about what it takes to really see the material consequences of the tech we’re surrounded with — and why that’s essential to fighting it.
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this is our actual climate future staring us in the face - no consensus reality or shared source of authority, rampant conspiracies everywhere, more pressure to address made up nonsense than the underlying problem
conspiracy theories are fully mainstream now
conspiracy theories are fully mainstream now
LA Fire TikTok comments are BLEAK. Every conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard plus a bunch that are brand new.
January 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
this is our actual climate future staring us in the face - no consensus reality or shared source of authority, rampant conspiracies everywhere, more pressure to address made up nonsense than the underlying problem
conspiracy theories are fully mainstream now
conspiracy theories are fully mainstream now