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passionate about hello kitty and the economy
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i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura
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thank god Dry January is almost over and we can move on to Fentanyl February
January 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
thank god Dry January is almost over and we can move on to Fentanyl February
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They didn’t grease the poles. Is it appropriate to help my children climb? They’re carrying less weight.
January 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
They didn’t grease the poles. Is it appropriate to help my children climb? They’re carrying less weight.
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
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This is not a mugshot. A mugshot is a photo you take in a police station after you've been arrested. This is the photo that Tyra picks when she says you're still in the competition to be America's next top model.
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
This is not a mugshot. A mugshot is a photo you take in a police station after you've been arrested. This is the photo that Tyra picks when she says you're still in the competition to be America's next top model.
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I know we’re a few days in but imagine he kills a different ceo every day until christmas
December 5, 2024 at 8:18 AM
I know we’re a few days in but imagine he kills a different ceo every day until christmas
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"you'll co-pay for this"
NEW: Killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson appears to have left a message on one of the bullet casings - NY1
December 5, 2024 at 5:06 AM
"you'll co-pay for this"
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dying how he lived, increasing shareholder value 🥲
December 4, 2024 at 10:57 PM
dying how he lived, increasing shareholder value 🥲
spotify wrapped making me feel like an emo teenager again like why is the song for the last slide ohio is for lovers
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
spotify wrapped making me feel like an emo teenager again like why is the song for the last slide ohio is for lovers
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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today would’ve been my birthday if i was born today
November 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
today would’ve been my birthday if i was born today
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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again
November 27, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again
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please god release drake’s dms in discovery it would be so funny
November 27, 2024 at 2:33 AM
please god release drake’s dms in discovery it would be so funny
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Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it
November 26, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it
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here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
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buying video games to fill up your steam library is a different hobby to actually playing the games lol
November 26, 2024 at 1:45 PM
buying video games to fill up your steam library is a different hobby to actually playing the games lol
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When the wordle bot attributes my success to luck rather than skill it’s because he’s jealous
November 23, 2024 at 10:29 PM
When the wordle bot attributes my success to luck rather than skill it’s because he’s jealous
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I find it so bizarre people actually use Threads
November 23, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I find it so bizarre people actually use Threads
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I’ll never be mature enough to work on my birthday sorry
November 22, 2024 at 8:50 AM
I’ll never be mature enough to work on my birthday sorry
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
hanging out w two dudes and im the only one that can make decisions so happy international men’s day to me
November 21, 2024 at 12:29 AM
hanging out w two dudes and im the only one that can make decisions so happy international men’s day to me
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It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country