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𝚂𝚞𝚜𝚊𝚗 𝚂𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎
@yezzurp.bsky.social
✨ of the homosexual variety

I have lots of opinions ✨
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𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐔𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐒𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐚𝐤𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 (2004)
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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this is how it feels to shave your head after trying to hide the thinning for years btw
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 AM
𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐔𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐒𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐚𝐤𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 (2004)
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Do you think we will ever get another Rihanna album? 😪
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
This Sphinx cat Fuggler is hilarious. The button nipples 😂
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I'd let him murder me
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Room wips
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
This pic of the kid from Modern Family is killing me 😂 those jeans make him look like a chode
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I just know a lot of NHL fans HATE Pride Night and that makes me happy
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Okay, this Heated Rivalry promo has gone too far 😤
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 AM
People over the age of 16 with a middle part look G-O-O-F-Y
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
insane drip
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Watching Jubilee videos cause I enjoy a little lobotomy
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Sir, your penis fell out of your gym shorts.
January 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I want these gaudy Swarovski earrings but I don't think I could pull them off 😩
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I have What Dreams Are Made Of by Hilary Duff stuck in my head. It hurts us.
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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A favorite from last year, if I ever had one.
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
"game key card"
"game key card"
"game key card"
"game key card"
6 months of Switch 2! here are my physical games (not counting Switch 1 games with updates)
January 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
my pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
"if you don't work you shouldn't recieve healthcare"

Please die :)
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
😂 embarassing
Drake has been hit with a RICO lawsuit alleging that he promoted an illegal online casino and used proceeds from the site to artificially inflate streams of his music, USA TODAY reports.
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
It's my human right to annoy my boyfriend when he works from home (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)
January 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
why is this stuck in my head 😩
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
January 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM