THE INVENTOR OF CREAMED CORN: pretty cool right
THE INVENTOR OF CREAMED CORN: pretty cool right
1. Jane's Addiction — "Been Caught Stealing"
2. Beach Boys — "Caroline, No"
3. Mitski — "I'm Your Man"
4. Fiona Apple — "Fetch the Bolt Cutters"
5. Hélène Barbier — "Plastique Couch"
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.